You're not that big

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Those DSLs

Injections.

W-well, I've chosen to focus on building an aesthetically pleasing body not the biggest. This is my choice so p-please don't be rude about it...

>small
>astethic
Pick one.

Who is she again?

McKayla Maroney

No she's not

Yes, she is.

m-my wilks is good

some whore
ignore them, proceed with gainz

No, she´s not

She is.

You're not that hot.

*takes sip from cup of coffee*

Four hours later I'm giving her some daddy dick against the wall. Bitch is a cuntlet and can't last 10 minutes and despite having great tits and perfect DSLs and the kind of face I want to stare at while draining my balls she can't give head to save her life. .

Who talks like that?

>*sluuuurp*

You fools, THIS IS "THE TEST"

If you don't insult/degrade her in some way, you will lose.

Is that sexual harassment when you just said that to me?

lmgtfy.com/?q=McKayla Maroney Green Smoothie

who are u?

>sluurp sluurp sluuuurp

this copy paste is boring as shit.

No she's not.

>Well clearly your tits are larger than your brain

Oh, but she is.

You're not that tall either...check

>carp blowjob in romania

Kek

Fucking subhuman gypsies

I do.
*takes another sip*

Fight me! *tearing up*

Stop posting your stupid ass video in every thread. You're not funny, you'll never be funny, just go kill yourself already.

Can I lick your teeth?

that would be extremely painful

doesn't matter, had sex

I am now
*zzzzzip*

Best

Waaaaaaah did the babby poop his diaper wahhhhh

Well, I can't get muscle implants the way you can get breast implants.

For you.

I would do some wacky things for a pair of her used underwear

nothing personal kid
*teleports behind you*

i love the spoiled bimbo look

damn