Dick Veeky Forumsness thread

bent dicks are genetic, its your ligaments that hold your dick.

Dont do jelqing or any of that shit.

My mate cant get a boner bc of it. Has to go to hospital every 6 months. Scar

Kekd ty.

It's a legit excersize from pegym. Doing it every day adds to the hope your penis will grow. Yaknw, your self image when bitches stare at your junk in the gym cause it's not turtled. Makes your mind grow. Plus imo stretching the penis can help the blood flow increase as well as extending the fibers in there. It's like clicking the refresh button for your dick.

it's fie to train stamina but wha about strenght?

Your friend prob hung weight a weight on his dick. The excersize I recommended is incredibly safe, beginners level jelq and cannot harm your penis unless your extremely rough and tugging that shit past your ear.

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anybody got experience with pumps, like bathmate?
it sounds like broscience, but alot of times bro science has proven partly true(for me atleast)

Nope. He only did it for 2 weeks.

And for what? 0.2 inches more?

If you above 5 inches erect then thats ok

anyone else do this?

Honestly unless your dick is actually small (less than average), I wouldn't bother being so self conscious of making it bigger. There's no doubt that girls who i've fucked have seen bigger dicks than mine, but surprisingly after sex they always mention how shit other guys previous to me are at fucking, which tells me that it's not my dick size that's winning them over.

Be passionate when you fuck, pull her hair, smack her ass, choke her in a sexual way (if she's okay with it), pull on her nipples, flick her clit when fucking her doggy style, eat her out mid fuck. Things like this will go much further in bed than than just a 'big dick' and will help her orgasm much easier.

To bring the entirety of who you are as a person down to "oh man wish my dick was bigger" is fucking beta and won't do anything. Be a animal when you fuck and keep shit interesting.

>2016
>trying to make dick gains

the fuck has Veeky Forums come to.

How to do a kegel exercise?

Should I lift weights with my dick?

Google is your friend
When you piss, stop the stream without clenching your asshole

>Smaller when flaccid
>Perfectly good when hard
>Go out of my way to only let girls see it hard

what do you mean "legit" exercise? there is no scientifically proven method to make your dick bigger. otherwise people would be cashing in it big time because of the large market and high desirability of the product/service.

This.

I'm barely above average, maybe like 6.5". When you watch porn it kind of fucks your brain into thinking chicks like big dicks. I'm sure plenty of girls do but I still bottom out my girlfriend if I try/depending on position which she hates. Just fuck them good and they don't care.

Also don't expect your girlfriend to be smashing out orgasms every 5 seconds. My current gf maybe cums twice/three times in a session if it's a long one, yet when she does cum they last for like 10-15 seconds and are huge, and she never asks for it deeper. Whereas my ex would have 3 orgasms by the time we were 5 minutes in but they would only last 5-6 seconds, and waa always begging for me to go deeper and find postions that made my dick feel bigger.. but she was still happy because I could always make her cum. Girls are all different.

Don't worry about your dick size, just concentrate on them and what they like, if your dick isn't doing it for them find a position where you can rub her clit at the same time, my gf loves that shit. Or learn how to eat her out properly, she wont be worried about your dick size if your making her cum every time you get to it.

Or just clench everything, including butthole.

But that's not kegals

>not also strengthening your butthole
what are you, gay?

Do you warm up before?

Gay

>tfw dicks between 17-19cm depending on how horny I am(somehow my dick gets bigger when fucking than fapping)
>flaccid it's small as fuck
>measured once and it was 7 or 8cm iirc
>tfw self conscious when using boxers briefs
>never had shower at football practice or gym due to this

>buy XL durex condoms
>only goes half way down my shaft

what do? Im in asia and the condoms here are small as fuck

when I start pounding hard it feels like the condom rolls up and I have to roll it down again...annoying

Skyn life large size, they are good for girthier guys and probably longer guys too durex are shit imo, way too tight

isnt that supposed to happen?

I'm using regular durex condoms, they feel tight and they also roll up immediately when I try to roll them down as much as possible
leaves quite a bit unprotected

Honestly, anything over 5 inches is good enough. Women think 5 inches equsl 6 inches anyway.

If you have a tiny 4 inch dick then yeah, you may have a problem. But 5 inch dick is ok. 5.5 inch is good enough.

Girth is great at around 5 inches too.

For me at least they were boner killing tight, so i checked them out and found they are 52mm nominal width, skyn large are 56mm it doesnt sound like much but for me it was like night and day difference

the durex I'm using are 56mm large actually and I dont even think I have a thick dick

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What length are you?

7.1inch or a bit more(without bone pressing)

dont think its length related, the condoms can basically be used for any dick length

Im the same then, well try the skyn ones I said because I never had the problem of them rolling down

guess i'll see if I find them

>tfw scared of trying bigger condoms
>already see my dick as small from my POV and dont want it to crush my self-esteem
>dick only seems big to me in pics and videos

This is how a lot of people feel about deadlifts.

Fuck up back forever? For gains I can make with other exercises? No thanks jeff.

> Turns out going to the gym and exercising actually works! but people don't do it cause they're lazy and prefer to say it doesn't work for them.

No because I'm not a cut jew.

The grils on penis size is fucking retarded.

"large will fully satisfy any girl" is fucking bullshit, and thanks to shitposts like this big guys just dgaf and hammer away with zero technique. Or better yet, just ram it in w/out proper lubrication, then wonder why your gf/wife doesn't want to have sex anymore.

Honestly, what said is infinitely more accurate.

Look up where clit/g-spot area are (if you have at least two not-broken finger you CAN reach both) and get your head out of your ass for five seconds and TALK to the people you're fucking.

I think this is correct, I should add that average dicks are:

-Length: 5.16 inches

-Girth: 4.6 inches

just popped to bahamas she popped my banana

jheeez

>Fuck up back forever? For gains I can make with other exercises? No thanks jeff.

you have to be pretty retarded to fuck up your back doing deadlifts, in terms of risk squats are way worse.

unless you're straining like crazy doing a 1Rep-max deadlifts are nothing to worry about, you can always drop the weight easily.

How do you last longer?

Same here but I view it as a convenience. It's small when I'm not using it and doesnt get in the way and when I do need it the look of surprise on the girls face as it keeps swelling is always enjoyable.

Am I the only one here who doesn't care about the girl ?
Girls should be worried I'm enjoying myself, not the fucking opposite.

thrust slower, if you are close to climax just pull out and change positions.
Or pull out and finger her/eat her out for a couple minutes while your dick calms down. Then put it back in, rinse, repeat. Can last really long using this method.

Also learn to relax your ejaculation muscle (pubococcygeus muscle) google it. It's simple

buy a fleshlight and have sex with it and practice

the girls pleasure is also my pleasure, seeing her wet, squirming and cumming is really nice, seeing her bored and dry is lame and ruins the mood

Why would she act bored if you are having sex?

she would be bored if you neglect her and only focus on yourself...

>only focus on yourself...
What does that even mean?

means you don't care about the experiences the girl is having, how she is reacting to you, what she likes and doesn't like, if she cums or doesn't, etc...

>Am I the only one here who doesn't care about the girl ?

why wouldn't you care about the girl? do you have mental problems in general?

What?

Jelqing isn't a verified technique. No one can teach you how to jelq. No one will show you how to jelq. You learn it off the internet. You have no idea what you are doing internally.

Millions of people deadlift and I can get help from someone in the gym to show me proper form. Deadlifting has been scientifically studies. Jelqing is just neckbeards pulling their dick and potentially damaging their tissue.

I have weak erections and a lot less of them in the course of the day. I stopped going to gym prob 7 months ago. Does cardio help? What can i do? Others in my situation? Erections last less and are like at 75% of hardness. 2-3 months like this now

>why wouldn't you care about the girl? do you have mental problems in general?
You sound like you have a problem being obsessed of pleasing other people.
Try not caring about the girl when you fuck her, you'll be surprised how well she reacts

go see a doctor.
could be 100 different variables at work...

>obsessed with pleasing the girl

uhh no, it's not an obsession, it's normal to want to pleasure your partner to some degree, and it's also normal to derive pleasure from seeing her enjoy herself. Just like it's normal to enjoy seeing your gf happy, instead of bored or crying. Calling it an obsession or something is retarded and extremist.

>try not caring about the girl

if i dont care about the girl i wouldn't be fucking her, i have self-respect and standards. Why would I let a girl touch me if I don't value her at all? kek

>I have weak erections and a lot less of them in the course of the day. I stopped going to gym prob 7 months ago. Does cardio help? What can i do? Others in my situation? Erections last less and are like at 75% of hardness. 2-3 months like this now

same shit breh WTF

>girls like it when you don't care
>you'll be surprised how well she reacts

thought you didn't care about how they react, make up your mind

I once trained with a team who would all start slapping their dicks around a bit when in their boxers, right before taking them off to shower.
I asked them wtf they were doing but they did it unconsciously and couldn't give me a reason.
Turns out they were making their flaccid dicks appear bigger by sporting semi's.
Everybody did it so the new guys started doing it too. Very interesting group behavior.

How does jelqing harm your dick? What are some symptoms?

Is increasing cum volume possible without sups?
Apart from nofap obviously

Are you cut? Was legitimately thinking of moisturizing my tip twice a day

I had sex for the first time two days ago. I came in like 2 minutes after I penetrated. However I was able to get it back up fast. Is that something I should work on?

This
Uncut and always slip some coco under in the morning

If you're uncut why would you need extra moisturizing? Explain for the goyim over here

This guy is a virgin for sure

Remember friends: when someone comes to a tread talking about how many times they make their girls cum and all that, they are virgins

When jacking off or fucking the head can still get dry because it's washed every one or two days to prevent smegma, even if you don't use soap.
You also can't play with your glans raw because it's too dry even with foreskin lubricant.
It also smells and tastes better to most people but that's a matter of opinion, some people like the penis smell.

Aside from masturbating less / increased arousal, no.

Watch less porn. When you're with your girl/guy/trap try and get shit as sexy as possible before you start to fuck. The increased state of tension and arousal will (moderately) increase your jizz load.

Ah okay thanks user. Was thinking of moisturizing my cut spear tip with coconut oil to try to get it a bit more sensitive

My man, finally someone on this fucking board makes a reasonable post.

t. someone who has had sex before, but every single girl has lied to him about how much they enjoyed it

>actually believing every post on this board how every Veeky Forums make here is some sex God

Lmfao nice samefag

Hoe come my libido has tanked over the last month?

I used to be ready to go at a moment's notice, but I had multiple girls hit on me at a party last week and I just left because I didn't even want to fuck them. And they were all pretty cute, too

When I wear briefs am I supposed to let my dick hang straight down, point it to the side, or point it up? I always let it hang straight down but I always see people making comments about "tucking" erections into their waistbands...

I don't understand people who break their dicks by jelqing.

The fate of your dick is literally in your hands.

Don't go so hard that it breaks something.

There should be very little pain while jelqing.

>very little pain

That's already too much pain for your dick.

This is why small girls are popular.

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Just go raw.

It goes both ways. Her enjoyment enhances your enjoyment.

The first time I had problems with my erections, it turned out to be dietary. Taking zinc once daily dd wonders for my erection strength.

With that said, there are a lot of different reasons dick can get weak. It's hard to say for sure, because I don't know you, but I'd start with zinc and see how that goes.

>How does jelqing harm your dick? What are some symptoms?

If you do it right, it doesn't harm your dick.

It just gets longer due to stretching and if you add kegels during the jelq, your erection strength will be better too.

short guy with a grower, top out at 5.7" and 5.3"
should I end it?

I used jelqing, stretching, and a pump to go from 5.75 to 6.25 in 3 months. I stopped there, because that was enough for me.

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Work on confidence and accept most taller girls wont be interested. You'll be good bro

It's not the length mostly, it's the girth. If you're ~7.5" (i.e. very very small percentage of the population) then length matters again (a-spot, etc) but for anyone else girth makes the biggest difference.

At 5.3" girth (mid-shaft or base?) you're well above average where it counts.

base, I'm like 5.5" mid girth on a good day.
honestly if I'm not super horny my first posts were my average stats otherwise I go up a few points.

Thanks user, I have shit confidence and mildly contemplate suicide, but I've been feeling a bit better and planned to get back into lifting so I returned to Veeky Forums.

Conventional wisdom on Veeky Forums says to watch less porn, but there's one video that has been very useful for me when it comes to not busting too early.

> Leg-shaking orgasms
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=490708505

I watched this with the intent of giving the girl I fuck a similar orgasm, and I think it helped me last longer.

The other thing that helps me last longer is good cardio and good core strength.

Is it permanent or do you have to keep training?

>Started smelling like coconut.
>Coconut oil doesn't smell or taste like coconut.
Your lie is showing

The length seems to have stuck around. The girth, not so much.

The girth part is like regular lifting. After a workout, you have a nice pump, but it fades away. However, if you do it regularly, you accumulate gains.

I didn't do for very long, but this is my personal experience.