Not lifting for girls

Hes so strong he can hold it like a buckler.

Once you start lifting, you become a homosexual. You care less about the attention of a stacey and care more if that chad you've been mirin is getting jelly of your gains. All weight lifters are fags. This is a fact.

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>that look in her eyes

you just KNOW

That's a legitimate holding style for tower shields assuming it's not completely metal or heavy as fuck. It allows my strength when held up since its resting on a larger portion of the arm and it seated at a better angle.

>ywn be an orc
>ywn go around raping elves with your bros after hitting the gym

More strength*

what's the story?

I got a gf. I'm lifting cause I want to look good and it makes me want to fuck several times a day.

that type of helmet is very useless
crusaders realised it too late and europeans improved it later

Tomatina

I'm pretty sure the strap would be orientated perpendicular to that on a tower shield though