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Well your mom gives it up for free so maybe

no, they need to pay their pimp.

Do you get a better deal on a ferarri because you're rich?

Never ever
They are there to make money
They'd go to a bar if they wanted to fuck hot guys or post somewhere. Guys will.literally pay them money to just eat them out. What universe you live in that you think she hasn't fucked guys 10x hotter than you? It's a business transaction, get over it

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You get lower interest rate based on credit score.

About the only scenario would be if you were a regular client.

Actually it's possible, i was at at place where every girl had her own room, i was walking around with my friend and i could hear girls say a price to somebody else, i went to the same girls and they offered the same for 10 euros less.

>tfw no qt whore gf to tell me i look better than her clients and open up to me only
;-;

Ok so you pay book price for your "Ferarri"

in europe yes
americucs dont know about bordellos
they are used to picking up random hiv niggers off the street

This is a fantasy scenario where a prostitute (or in your case , ANY woman) recognizes your "uniqueness" and rewards you for it. You are not unique. You are just another sad sack paying for sex in her eyes. A mark.

How sad my your life be that you fantasize about getting validation from a paid whore?

actually the more money you have, the more people will give to you. crazy but that's how it is.

then why do you guys lift weight? seems pointless now.

I'm not a "blog guy" but I would be a regular if you started one discussing your adventures in procuring reduced-rate sex from prostitutes based on your bodily aesthetics.

you're right. But it's kinda wierd that so many was offering a lower price to me, but compared to all the other men walking around there, i could understand them.

Well I'm a really hot gay man and Grindr is a sea of uglies so sometimes I've fucked goodlooking rentboys for free because they show up and don't even want to charge me because they would hook up with me normally and finally don't have to deal with a fat hairy 70 year old

No. But you'll get more for your money.
Their service will be way better than with a other customers.

German fag here. I fuck a few regulars and they're more into it and it is overall a better experience. One of them is a really cool chick, I pay for a hour but most of the times we'll spend up to two hours together. Talk, have drink, fuck, laugh, listening to music, fuck again, get a massage and so on. I don't know if it is just the sexual attraction or if she kinda likes to spend time with me. You need to be careful with hookers.

Yes. You will pay the same base price, but she might let you throw in some extra stuff without charging. E.g. letting you spank her, choke her, etc.

It's possible, if you have FRAME, HEIGHT and FACE

Gf
>listen to her bitch about work
>listen to her bitch about friends
>listen to her bitch about your friends
>listen to her bitch about you
>take her on dates to shit restaurants and shit movies
>takes up hours, if not days, out of your week

Hooker/escort
>less than an hour
>$100

Forgot
>Can handle a bigger dick
>Won't complain call me a bastard if I fuck her as hard as I can for the full hour

I always got discounts @ on my rent because I'm ripped, so I believe you will too

> have chronic anxiety problems
> can't talk to irl grills
> decide they losing my v-card to an escort might remedy the situation
> Escort comes over.....awkward chit chat......give her 200 pounds.
> begin undressing
> have mega hyperventilating panic attack.....end up convulsing on the floor.....tear all my intercostal muscles.
> she gets freaked out
> "do you need an ambulance?"
> "nah this happens all the time.....s..s..sorry"
> she throws 50 quid on the floor next to me and teeters off in her stilettos with the remaining 150.

Escort mk2 (pic related)

> same thing happens except she hangs around, talks me down and gets me a brandy.
> tells me about her dogs to take my mind off it
> stays for the agreed hour

> mfw I spent 200 quid to hear about some escorts Yorkshire terriers

you sound like a miserable fellow. Its for the best you won't be reproducing.

>paying 200 pounds on a escort
Lul

m8...

pop some viagra, have a beer and try again

Can you please not post degenerate porn on Veeky Forums some of us our trying to find our gf's attractive again.

These were high quality ladies. I didn't want to pay for some disease riddled skank they had been forcibly extradited from eastern Europe......i figure that I want going to make a habit of it so I might aswell get premium pussy.
Also I'm not poor.

How did you find them

You can't even see a nipple.

Fuck I just got fired.

You realize you've implied that you are not ripped, right? Otherwise you'd already know, like

PROMOTIONS

To fuck girls that aren't hookers?

That's not how it works here at all you dumbass

The only sex you get is being raped by migrants

the prostitute i fucked at the brothel let me have all the extras for free, went 20 minutes over time without paying and then gave me her number to hook up with when shes not working because i was "cute"

No i never did call her because A) she wasnt that hot and B) when you get sober the next morning fucking a prostitute on the regular is really not a good idea.

It was a nice little ego boost though. Australia for context, so brothels are expensive and any discount a hooker gives you is very favorable.

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>having kids
>2016

Yeah have fun with the divorce

Yeah instead of $500/h you get a deal for $400. Doesn't matter if they think you're attractive, most wanna make money.

Can't let the jews win.

i'm bi curious but haven't tried grindr yet. why is it a sea of uglies? are there straight guys who are so ugly no woman would want them?

>How sad my your life be
lots of laughs.
in some peculiar situations they might give discounts but in 99% of the cases no way, this guys i right

>or if she really likes to spend time with me

TOP FUCKING KEK

Money well spent obviously

fuck you guys i was trying to not think on using an escort because poorfag but this is giving me the edge again

i will try fapping, fuck you fit

no but they rub and mire (or fake mire) your muscles which is always nice

>tfw ive spent 3k this year at asian massage parlors
>added 7 more partners to my count (have only had sex with hookers)
>can never cum because I always go limp (even though I do no fap/no porn for weeks)
>worst of all ive gone down on a few of them

JUST KEK MY SHIT UP

>p
J U S T

This.

Being young and not hideous looking has its perks when it comes to paying for sex. I'm not even rich but when I walk in to cheetah on Tuesdays where I see most of the dancers that know me the love I get from them is crazy.

Haven't been whore mongering or going to the strip on a while tho. Maybe it all changed.

>Won't complain call me a bastard if I fuck her as hard as I can for the full hour

This is the case for old cheap worn out hookers. Some of the A1 I've been with will push you off the top of them if you start going too rough. Some girls won't even ride me, and its not like I'm some huge dick monster.

>girls that aren't hookers

LaughingWhores.jpg

browsing Veeky Forums at work is fucking retarded

>tfw girlfriend almost never has sex with me anymore
>tfw anytime I bring it up she just says "What is a relationship just about sex to you!?"
>tfw I say "Nah, but it's a big fucking part, because without sex we're literally just roommates"

I'm fucking horny my dudes. And jacking it aint cutting it.

no one finances a fucking ferarri tho

THIS IS A FUCKING WORKSAFE BOARD FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Why haven't you kicked her out?

talk to her friends. girls love nothing more than stabbing their friends in the back by sleeping with their boyfriends.

She's cheating on u

JOHNSON
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

She's getting faceblasted by CHAD and JAMAL because you're a KEK.

Because it's not that serious. Plus, we do have sex, just rarely.

Yeah man, I'm on it.

She must be a ninja then.