That guy in the gym thread

That guy in the gym thread

>That guy who wears crocs
>That fat guy who wears a weightlifting belt during ohp to hold his gut in
>That indian guy skinny to the point where his skin looks like papyrus, who wears a polo and sandals

>that herd of trying-hard-to-be-chads who listen to loud music, laugh loudly and take half of the equipment in the gym despite doing only memecurls no matter what they're using
Though I gotta give it to these people the amount of curl variants they can come up with is pretty impressive

>That guy who spends 30 minutes at the most in the gym
>That guy who spends entirely too much time on the abductor machine


Sauce on the animu, OP?

>That guy who is fat and small but still wears a shirt with the sleeves cut off.

Veeky Forums, how do I tell who's gay at the gym?

all

These issues get sorted out in the sauna, user

College gym, doesn't have one or a locker room.

anyone who looks like they took a shower before gym in the morning

Only way to know for sure is to put out the welcome mat and see who comes knocking, user.

Everyone... no homo tho...

Spread your cheeks veeeeery wide in the changing room and wait, user.

>That guy that goes to the gym the same time as you, uses all the same machines and racks in the same order as you, and lifts more than you

Fuck that guy

I'm that guy. I only do it because when i was lifting overhead with sleves my shirt rose and exposed my gut. But hey at least i've lost 160lb

Why not work in?

>that weeb who blasts his anime music

I'm gonna ram his ass in the shower one day.

Spending the summer in USA and I'm seeing some golden shit.

>that guy who loads up his barbell with about 14 ten-pound plates to do bench press
>that guy who uses straps for bicep curls

>that huge dude who you know for a fact HAS to lift but every time you see him at the gym he just walks around d and talks to the other huge guys at the gym and never lifts a single weight.

I do this because I'm losing my hair and after sleeping it's all fucked up and you can see my scalp so showering helps.

>that guy who complains about plates not coming in pairs from the machine even though he read and signed the terms when he started.

>that old Asian man who's old enough to the point where he looks like a wizard who matches your breathing patterns and rep counts then follows you around
Am scared fit

All of my t-shirts and gym pants have holes so the least I could do to not look like an insane hobo is showering.

>that guy who stares at the asses of any guys squatting ATG
>that guy who intentionally sets up bar behind you deadlifting just so that he could stare at your ass all the time
>mfw that guy is me

>those older guys who use that slimming wrap thing around their stomach while working out

Shit's tripped out I think like 5 guys wear that shit at the commercial gym I go to

>That guy that rides the stationary bike and watches Boku No Pico on his iPad without headphones

They use a trip

Look in the mirror.

There's an older guy at my gym who on the shoulder press machine does like 230lbs each side. Does one rep, leaves his towel there, walks around, comes back, and pumps himself up for round 2.

>that older Asian guy who somehow sticks his feet into the pull up bars on the squat rack, hangs upside down and kinda shakes his head back and forth

I've no idea how he gets up there, nor what exactly he's doing, but he's DYEL as all hell. I call him batman. Wish I had a pic to show

>that girl who bends down real low to get the weights every time

>Implying he isn't getting more boi pucci in a week than you could ever get in a year

mysterious
couldn't hurt to ask him unless you sperg and make it sound insulting

no homo tho right

you forgot to say no homo

>That Asian guy that comes in at night and walks on the treadmill while texting or sleeps on the leg press
>that tall lanky old guy that benches 100lb Dumbbells somehow
>the middle age Russian dude that squats 5 pl8 and has prison tattoos
>the old lady that benches the bar with her feet on the bench while her husband spots her
>thetwo sorority girls who talk on the eliptical and cheat curl 20's for 45 mins
>that lax bro that front squats 3 pl8 and looks like a white Bob Marley
>that roided out guy that only does machines and drives a huge lifted truck
>the fat power lifter who deadlifts for an hour and leaves chalk everywhere

>that guy that wears turbo short shorts while lifting

[spoiler]it's me[/spoilersdontworkon/fit/]

>that guy who goes regularly but has made no progress whatsoever

>That guy who spends 30 minutes at the most in the gym That must be then, I stretch and then do 1 exercise and the stretch again and then leave

Oh my
Quite good

>that mexican guy who comes in with cargo shorts on and his kids, never re-racks weights, has horrible form, benches in the smith machine (without moving the bench back), and only works upper body

Does he look something like a piano?

>Forgot

Worrying/10

>those two guys who come in at midnight to use the tanning beds

Whats up wth Azns* and their weird gym habits
* read: DYELs

That guy who violently swings his legs and cheats doing pull ups

That guy who's huge but weak as fuck

>that guy that breathes loudly and makes weird sad girl getting raped noises
>that guy that walks around all sweaty
>tfw when that guy is me

>shit tier post
>too retarded to greentext
You are voted off the island

That's you.

That sounds really cozy tbqh. Especially the old couple. Your gym has character.

>that guy who brings his blender to the gym, and makes protein shakes

>that girl who asks you to move the bar lower on a squat rack
If you can't handle the bar you shouldn't be squatting with it reeeeeeeeeeee

>that Somalian guy who goes in the sauna butt ass naked and talks to you in hushed tones, suggesting that he wants your boipucci

>that guy that has a fucking GNC his his FREE locker

Why the fuck do people think it's ok to have like 5 tubs inside a locker that the gym provides for free to everyone?

toyko raven

Found me

>that guy who uses straps to curl a 20# barbell

>that guy that leaves the gym with his equipment still in a shared locker with no doors and completely open for anyone to grab with zero reason for onlookers to believe it wasn't theirs

Those who get an erection when you fuck them

Ask them if their dad knows they're gay yet. If they say yes than they're gay, but the trick is, if they say no, it still means they're gay but they just haven't told their dad yet xD

>that guy that is too afraid to go to the gym
That's right, that's me.

> guy starts using the squat rack in front of you
> have to look awkwardly off to the side the entire time he's there so you don't look like you're looking at his ass

>that guy that let out an incredibly obnoxious loud and wet fart while lifting and then proceeded to rack his weights and leave completely forgetting his water bottle in the process and hasn't been back since

My new gym is a little further from home now unfortunately.

Just accept it and shave it off, at least carry yourself with some dignity.

>The chubby fat faggot doing over head press
Ohh wait that's me!!, I look fucking stupid with all of this fat.

FUUCKKK

>that skinny indian guy who smells like curry
>that chunky and nerdy indian guy that smells like curry
>that curry smelling indian using hands free to work as a telemarketer during sets.
>that white guy sobbing in the corner because the gym smells like sweaty curry......that's me.

> only one other guy you know that does squats at the gym
> you make eye contact

>that weeb who blasts his anime music
People don't know I actually listen to anime music, do they?

Man I'm so glad my gym has a "no tank tops with back cleavage" policy

that guy who'se staring at his gymbros ass during squats

>"just checking your depth bro"

tfw its me

>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomatoa hi n
>Sits on his ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES

Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao

Source on the anime?

nigger i don't care i listen to dragon ball z power ups and anime music fuck me then u pussyboy

obviously the guy who would glance on the more aesthetic guys when they flex in the mirror
>tfw gymbros now think im gay because i do this but im actually just giving myself goals
i mean i fucked a trap but i wouldnt call myself gay

You have to be at least 18 to use Veeky Forums, user. Come back in a few years.

Waiter, this pasta is ruining my cut.

>that lumberjack looking motherfucker that has a heavy as fuck Minnesota accent and lets out an audible "uff da" after every set

Never change you goofy bastard.

dragon ball z?

are u actually fucking kidding me?

...

nice post

It's called Boku no Pico. Definitely worth checking out my dude

Kevin Owens is one of the worst things going right now in the WWE

>That guy who tells DYELS what they're doing wrong
>That guy who carries a yogamat everywhere to superset all of his workouts with push-ups in the rest periods
>That guy who lifts in jeans
>That guy who stares not so discreetly at other people's women
>Empty gallon jug with 6 scoops in the base of it. ---->Fills it up at the tap.
>That guy who does pull-ups in the squat rack on a high setting in between sets.
>MFW I'm all of those guys

>can't beat his shadow-clone

>that little twinky guy who can only bench the bar
>tfw imagining life together after you turn him into a trap

>and also getting him to ottermode with a big ol squat ass and thighs
>because squat ass is good
>and squats also develop your butthole muscles

>tfw this is my goal at the moment
>cute femboy with thicc toned ass and thighs and tight abs
>tfw boyfriend works out with me and is getting closer and closer to proper lumberjackmode
life is good

I can hear every anime opening and track m8

but lumberjacks are typically wirey mother fuckers

Maybe, I wouldn't know. Pic related is basically what he's going for now. Might as well go full Till Lindemann at that point, but I'm not complaining

>that guy who squats like a virgin
>that guy who only does compound lifts and thinks he's going to get big

tryhard as heck desu

Literally what the fuck

>suddenly nervous that someone that goes to my gym is talking about me

>that DYEL manlet that comes in with his gf
>his gf constantly looks bored by him
>his gf spends all her time looking at other men

Post routine.

itt: people posting about themselves

What's back cleavage? I have a feeling it's referring to stringers but idk.

>that guy who doesn't wear shoes
>that guy who uses the fly machine but leaves the handles in rear delt position
>that guy who hits the heavy bag with love taps between sets
>that guy who shows up in jeans and hoodie on his phone, jumps on a treadmill for 5 minutes, weighs himself and leaves, still looking at his phone
>that guy walks around with his gym bag taking it to each machine even though he has to walk by a locker room when entering
>that guy who does the same routine every. single. day.
>that guy who jumps between 3 or more machines at a time and whenever you use one they say they're using it
>that guy who openly talks about roids and dealing with angries
>that guy who spends more time sitting in the chair by the door reading mags than doing anything else
>that guy who's Indian

keep at it son