What do I say now Veeky Forums?
Also to make it fitness, do good mornings offer anything glute bridges don't that would make them worth the risk?
General tinder help thread
>I'll take you on a trip out of this world from the comfort of your bedroom
Jesus is this so hard, OP?
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HOW DO YOU SHOW YOUR ABS WITHOUT A BEACH PIC!?!?
>Then you're cleared for takeoff
Stupid shit to keep the banter going but also propose a specific time and place to bone
you don't
Forearms and general 3d look you achieve from deadlifting > abs. The former makes you look like an actual adult man
pls no bait. Want a serious answer.
Lol at deluded fatties who think they know what women want
[spoiler]but I am a woman[/spoiler]
"Let's cut the crap. I'm about to rape you in the puss tube."
So answer my question
I did, there really isn't a good way for a man to show abs in profile pictures. Like it's not just something casual or normal, you can't make it seem like they just ended up there. It's very obvious you chose a picture with your abs on them, might as well just pose shirtless like a douchebag instead of trying to make it seem natural. It'll never be natural. Some girls find it gross, some girls find it hot. Probably most hot if you're hot since girls use tinder mostly for sex, it's not really a dating app
You could show a pic swimming
>come over and we fuck in my rocket ship bed bb
then let's blast off to (local bar) this (time and day that fits you) and then mabye we can land back at my place ;)
>I'll show you my spaceship
have someone take a pic of you while you do shit like being in the grill(manly as fuck desu), washing your car, hugging your dog
activities that have an excuse to be shirtless
Op pls respond
What about taking it in front of a balcony and saying I took on vacation.
Posting new opening line for fitness girls
I don't think anyone will care where you say you took the pic or what excuse you come up with..
you overthink this big time
Jesus Christ this is autistic
"You should come over."
She is literally begging for you to put your gentleman sausage in her lady biscuit, why are you posting on fit when you should be gettin that ASS right now??
What if I photoshop it to make it look like I'm in front of a beach. Will girls notice?
No, women actually can't detect when images are edited, studies have shown. As such, you can just use MS paint and they won't be able to tell the difference.
i really dig her circus makeup
>"dumb bitches"
>le i care about the ass!
>weathered bitchy face
DROPPED
Seems legit. No photoshopping here.
Should I make a Tinder? I am kinda spaghettio to chat online, but I'm better IRL.
What sorts of pics should I upload? What should I put in my bio?
cringe desu
uups, didn't mean to quote anyone.
op if you do anything more than pump and dump this girl, you are going to regret it
I am not op but I posted this and yeah that's the plan
Don't do any of these. Get to the point and terminate this tiring back and forth le space analogy. It was good for breaking the ice, not after
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W E W L A D S
All you need is height
>actually thought these were real suggestions
FUCK YOU BOTH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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kek
saving this shit
Perfect.
Awesome
amazing
HAHAHHAHA
BLAST OFF
It should've been obvious
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Fake and gay. Rippletits or gtfo
are you legitimately retarded?
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Dying user
>how bout i let something slide inside you
I think there's a retard here and it isn't this guy
Yolo
so you?
Striven isn't a word
Not sure if bot orrr?
Run
Either a bot or extremely retarded girl
I installed Tinder like three weeks ago, uploaded my best pics, swiped right daily on anything except traps and morbidly obese women and I haven't had a single match. I knew I was not the cream of the crop but... shit.
mein sides
my profile:
>pic with doggo
>pic on motorcycle
>action shot on motorcycle from race track
>another doggo pic with my fancy car in the back next to my parents fancy house so they think its mine, i have an okay apartment lol
>beach pic
ez matches
Turned out to be one of those meet verification phising scams
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I can't use this. What if they ask to see and realize that I just followed a meme routine for the past year
Fucking dying
made my gay friend sign up on tinder and i swear more girls swipe for him. thinking it's a subconscious thing for them wanting something they dont have
or maybe im just way uglier than him kek but i think were around the same league
Kek
>rriigghhtt nnooww
Get em
>anything except traps
Foolish boy. The best thing has been right in front of you all along.
>spaghettio online
Kek no shit
>bottom left
my sides
It's a bot; had similar messages before where a chick then said I'm at location X, get on this website and cam with me but I need you cc number first
D-do you say I should try user?
No hes being a faggot
Traps=men
If you are into men, go for it
If you are into men who look like women go for it
But dont for a second think that if you are into women, you should go for it.
fuck
Maybe I'm just lucky but I live in Orange County, CA and there are a lot of super hot ones.
>general 3d look
Man I fucking hate dyels
why do I even come here anymore
zyzz is dead
scoobs is gone
even mong moved out of his mum's house
Veeky Forums is shit
>something along these lines
Seriously, took me .2 seconds to think of this. Just use "out of this world" somewhere in your punchline and you're getting laid, guaranteed.
I saw no one responded to you, so I just wanted to let you know, you're a real fag dude.
Ok you got me.
You know those weezy laughs that some people make? I just did one of those.
She just wants a dick pic and doesn't actually want to request it lol
>womynz
A woman of taste
>believing this
What a fag
>have windows phone
>get third party client for tinder, it works fine
>it stops working
>try to uninstall and redownload
>it wont redownload
>get a different third party client
>it looks much worse made
>1 match in 6 weeks
>then suddenly, 6 matches in the last 5 days
fucking windows phone, not even once
>tfw not even the spam bots match with me on tinder any more
This is why I left LA Fitness.
>golf man
>push-ups on plates
I hope he fell and broke his wrists.
God-teir desu
toasting in epic bread
Name a better opener
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Yeah sure, you pretty much need a second opener now.
You're doing god's work, user
Her profile described her as "fat babe. Selfie queen. Feminist"
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Top kek
lmfao
>been fat and gfless all my life
>get reasonably Veeky Forums
>lifting weights didn't teach me how to talk to women
what the fuck do I say so they'll open up their legs for me lads?
kekked
just bee urself
finally a girl actually says what she wants
WHY ARE WOMEN THESE DAYS SUCH WHORES.
We grew up in the 90's, and even until like 2004, it seemed as if we will all grow up and get a virgin girlfriend happily. When we were kids the concept of a one night stand was nonexistent. The norm was to date someone for a long term, and we expected girls to have a history of 1-3 boyfriends, not of over 30 chads they fucked that year.
WHY. WHY.