>"Nice GF you have there bro, shame if i was to SWOON her".
What's your reply Veeky Forums?
How do you compete with guys like this? You know who I'm talking about, legends like J-DAWG, Matador and even the great (((MYSTERY))).
What's Veeky Forumss opinion on PUAs and the community?
Depends on my surroundings as to whether or not I'd get arrested for punching that fucking in the face.
This isn't the frontman of one of those early '00s emo bands who have been in prison for 10 years for fucking underage goth chicks?
I wonder if the faggots making the threads bitching about nerds learning to pick up girls are the same ones posting >tfw no gf
lol skinnyfat beta lanklet bet u can't even diddly lmao4pl8 try 2 1v1 me and see wut happens bitch
You can't cuck me, you don't have a moderate to large black penis.
"""learning""" to pick up girls
>PUA approaches 10,000 girls
>fucks 10 of them
>BUY MY BOOK FOR GUARANTEED PUSSY SLAYING
Still better than approaching 0 girls and fucking 0 of them.
You will get better at something if you do it 10,000 times.
Hey it's you, that guy who posts this same bait thread with the same wording every single day.
Except you'll probably get more girls by approaching them and not using the PUA literary fedora.
I guarantee anyone on Veeky Forums who is above DYEL level will get 10x the interest just by "being themselves"
Wouldn't be worried at all, it'd be a great bonding experience for us to laugh him out of the room simultaneously.
I haven't read and PUA shit but if they walk around looking like this, I honestly don't know their bullshit ever works. Do they pick up genuinely hot women?
Systematising the process of approaching girls is part of PUA.
Most guys do not approach girls at all. For some getting into PUA allows them to give themselves permission to approach girls and thats great. Then if they figure out that they will get more results "being themselves" instead of using routines thats great too.
I wonder the same thing. An adult woman can't possibly take him seriously.
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It depends how drunk the woman is. I've never seen or read anything about this sad cunt, but I assume that if he is able to get a few laughs from a drunk woman, he will be able to get her to bed eventually.
Prod him in the face.
Stick with the prod, prod with the prod.
If you want to pick easy sloots then go pua, but sloots aren't going to make you happy, they can make your dick happy for a while but that doesn't last.
underrated post
If memory serves Mystery was an insecure narcissistic jackass who would spend half his nights out blackout drunk and crying in the bathroom.
Shiet m88
...Nothing? Because I'd have a girlfriend I thought I didn't have to worry about, and I wouldn't have to defend like property? She'd respond however she felt like. If he did anything physical I'd probably have to remove him.
Really depends on my mood. I was about ready to yank some out of stater from their car and turn them into a bloody mess yesterday, solely for their making one snobbish, asinine, offhand comment. I filled with rage and was going to show them how the real world works.
Moral of this story, don't eat too much kava and chocolate during states of sleep deprivation. It's always triggered either mania or something resembling drunken irritation which quickly builds to irrational rage. I was going to mangle this fuckhead. Grab the crowbar out of my car, smash out all his lights, smash his windshield, rupture his tire sidewalls, pry open the hood, smash the living fuck out of everything in there. Smash out the windows, reach in and hook the rearview mirror, yank that fucking thing out. Smash the dash and instrument panel. Stab some holes in his seat, smash the frame until his doors won't shut right.
Fuck that guy.
if any girl gets "swoon" by these faggots, then you should be glad you dodged a bullet
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>It's always triggered either mania or something resembling drunken irritation which quickly builds to irrational rage.
>be me
>jokingly use their advice despite the fact I can get women without it
>it works
>holy shit I'm hooking up nightly
Had to stop because their methods were too effective and I was having existential crises t b h f a m.
Just remember that As a general rule that if you are one of those SJW fags who protests against these guys you are ripe for cucking. Your emotions have compromised your judgment and women can and will cuck you. Can't tell you how many gfs tried to slob my knob when I used this stuff.
one time this chick straight up knelt down in front of me and bit my pants (my dick basically) right in front of her boyfriend. It was absolutely disgusting.
Love this show, though.
>If he did anything physical I'd probably have to remove him.
Not OP but I have that sword. Got it in Madrid...
>Not OP but I have that sword. Got it in Madrid...
No, I'm 5'6".
I have trigeminal neuralgia and don't wear hats.
I don't have a trenchcoats.
I'd never wear gloves with a metal band just asking to damage the bones in your hand.
No, this is all wrong. Get rid of it and try again. I demand you delete your post at once. You are wrong.
That dude fucked a baby
>I guarantee anyone on Veeky Forums who is above DYEL level will get 10x the interest just by "being themselves"
Not if you're autistic
>cayman islands
>Cuban flag
>pick up ''''''''''''''''''''artist''''''''''''''''''''
>I have trigeminal neuralgia and don't wear hats.
No I have green eyes and brown hair and would never use such a dumb "weapon".
No.
Wrong.
Wrong wrong!
You're just jelly of my assorted Labrador figurines.
Too bad you won't live long enough to touch them...
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