What made you go no homo Veeky Forums?

What made you go no homo Veeky Forums?
What turned you down the degenerate path?
Was it that boy Zyzz?

I realized that semen in the glutes provides gains

There's nothing wrong with wanting gains right

I blame justin lascek for my no homo

This
hnnnng

> tfw started strength training when I discovered husbando mode
> tfw no justin bf

Is it possible that dude is just sitting on that other dudes stomach and they just so happen to be naked? I do it all the time.

I've always been nohomo before I even touched weights. I knew when I was in the 6th grade.

Source?

Just for non-homo reasons, of course.

traps

the desire to just fuck anything that's feminine as a form of dominance over them.

Christian Power (bottom) and Alexy Tyler (top)

I realised I was no homo well before I came to Veeky Forums. Fit has motivated me to become a certain better type of no homo.

men are naturally amazing sexy beasts and women are scandalous deluded whores covered in makeup

whoops (no homo)

how to achieve

>you will never have any of these guys in your bed

why live

you don't know how many times I've jerked off to his catfished video

How 2 achieve yaoimode?

>yaoi
Here you go with the fancy words, it's merely friendship.

This is first picture of Christian where I've seen him with a girl. He's the gayest bisexual ever.

This webm turns me gay every time (no homo)

I've tried to, but the shitty camera quality annoys my boner.

Every time I see something like this I have to ask, why would you fuck a guy in the ass.
It's a dude, and shit and shit comes out of there.

It's not fun. They smell wrong, they're bodies are all wrong and they don't make fun sounds or act the right way.
What's the point?

Yeah you can admire a guys body and look and think he's bad ass, but why?
Why put your dick in them?
That just seems awful.

Every time I see something like this I have to ask, why would you fuck a girl.
It's a girl, and piss, blood, and babies comes out of there.
It's not fun. They smell wrong, they're bodies are all wrong and they don't make fun sounds or act the right way.
What's the point?
Yeah you can admire a girls body and look and think they're cute, but why?
Why put your dick in them?
That just seems awful.

Piss doesnt come out the vagina. Other user is retarded but still.

I'm sorry friend, I'll take note of that for the future

You both need to understand

That we are biological machines

And our every orifice and crevice is filled with nasty biological shit whatever color, viscosity, smell, clearness, consistency it is

You are adults and surely can handle the fact that guys aren't nasty and girls aren't all rosy we're meatbags in the end

Because I have realized that the love for cock is innate in all of us and have accepted that.

thick and juicy men hnnnng

posting ultra rare justin

I jacked off to Thai ladyboys earlier but I said no homo before and after

thats cute mane
(no homo)

goddamn it fit

Repulsive bislut desu.

I'm bisexual though

>them sagging balls

I tried being gay for a while, but in the end I wanted children so I decided to be straight.

> having sex for reproductive purposes
Disgusting breeder. Do you even lift?

Liking traps/transwomen doesn't make you nohomo tho.

Probably bi tho.

I thought you were into children at first and honestly I would've preferred it to what you actually meant.

I could probably get my rocks off with a dude, but I don't really get a boner, or think damn that guy is *hot* when seeing some naked fag, being gay to me, would be much more romantical than being with a woman, at least it would have to be for me. Women I get way more sexual pleasure out of just dominating them, not necessarily sexually (like being rough) but just being a manipulative cunt as good as I can be

That guy is pretty much my build, I'm a little smaller

i realized that there's nothing more manlier than admiring a male body
only male can admire and judge another man's aesthetics
greeks and romans figured this out 2500 years ago

Are you faggots really attracted to that guy for example? I can't really understand it, I see him and think, damn nice and sexy but I don't think damn I want to fuck that ass

I've fucked a few guys pretty much just because it's so much easier than picking up girls and I've been really desperate.

With girls you've got to:

>Be in a place with attractive ones
>Have game (really was out of practice for a long time)
>Have time and patience and persistence

With guys you don't have to do shit. If they're interested they'll come at you.

is there anything other than no homo?

>damn nice and sexy
What do you think "sexy" means lmao

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>being gay to me, would be much more romantical than being with a woman
You sound like a faggot.

I know but it's not like I want to fuck him, I just think he looks very good, aesthetically and sexually appealing, something I want to be

and guys just make for better relationships, girls are neurotic and over think everything you say.

Maybe.

What I meant is that it would take more romance and more emotional attraction to be with a guy than to fuck a girl.

Why don't you go pray to the God of Meat then?

If heterosexuals could love each other it'd be great, but there's always a neurotic one in what this is

Underrated.

why did justin stop being lewd?

because he knew you fapped to him

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It's not hard to see boys make better girls than girls

Of course cute femboys who aren't sluts don't exist in real life so I'll just keep on fapping alone I guess.

You're a big boy, user.

We see qt Veeky Forums grills too and think they're nice and sexy, we're just repulsed by the mere thought of our cocks going anywhere near them.

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me on the right

Me on the left

is there something wrong with him?
he gives me a weird creepy autistic vibe.

so whose taking the pic?

That image sums up Veeky Forums entirely.