Uh user, why are you wearing a shirt?

>uh user, why are you wearing a shirt?
>it's a pool party, and we can tell you work out
>let's see those abs, cmon!

Haha okay just give me a minute to grab a drink and say hi to everyone.

I'M BULKING LEAVE ME ALONE ROASTIE
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Nice turnout for your party, fucking losers.

Alright, just hold my pizza for a second.

>not having at least a 2pack at all times
>bulking over 18% bf

>tfw pale
>tfw acne
>tfw can't take my shirt off to get tan because acne; have acne because I can't get sun.
>tfw I've cut dairy for a week and no improvement

Sorry m'ladies... I'm doing SS+GOMAD

Why is an asian and a lankett trying to get me to show my abs?

>> arrive at party
>>get drink and say hi to host
>>give them the case of beer I brought as a party favor
>>head out back to pool
>>take shirt off as I'm walking through door
>>girls ask me to be on their teem for a pool game cause I look strong.
>>agree
>>have fun, make new friends.

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>skinnyfat bitches want to see abs

T-Thanks...

It was an agoraphobia support group meeting, dick.

If you want to get rid of acne on the cheap, 4x cod liver oil caps a day for 2-3 months.
Just as a warning:
DO NOT DRINK
AVOID EATING OTHER LIVER PRODUCTS
Your liver will be stressed enough from the vitamin a you're already pumping into your system

me too :c

who dat on the left? sauce please brehs gotta fucking find it

My yellow fever is telling me to be attracted to the girl on the right but she has a manlier jaw than I do.

Ah fuck it I'll just say no homo when she blows me

Cringe

>who needs abs if i have those strong arms!!!?!?!

>everyone laughs

>at you

I don't know, why are you wearing bikini tops when you've got nothing to hide?

>implying ugly girls can make me drop spaghetti

I cant because gyno.

>freshman year of college
>was a social retard but looked pretty decent
>a pair of girls walked by and slapped my ass while I was in the education building
>too beta to do anything, acted like I didn't notice
>mfw upon realizing that they wanted some fuck and I missed the only chance I'll likely ever get

Holy fuck you actual faggot hahahAHAHHAHAHA

>mfw the same thing happened to me
>but it was a guy who slapped my arse instead

he wanted my boipuccy it seems

Same.

What's the point in a 6-pack if you got tits :/

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Should have accused them of sexual harassment user.

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pls resbond ;_;

>take off shirt
>subtly grab dick

lets play!

>he can't just tan 2x a week for 5-10 minutes in a booth for a few weeks

And this is why you deserve to suffer.

no one knows family, its a mistery

>go to beach with cousin
>she brings her friends(twin girls)
>go in the water with shirt off
>they follow close behind
>they climb all over me the whole day
>one of then pretends to drown so I can go and carry them to safety
>felt some tits and ass
>both ask for number
>fuck both within the next week
>mfw they didn't talk to each other for a month because they were mad the other slept with me

-I dont really like your feet girls

They would be sad the rest of the party

more stories??? I wanna fantasize myself to sleep while thinking about shit like this

Wow they both have some nasty looking feet.

>be 15 skinny dyel
>first party in high school at my neighbors(shes a girl)
>i was her crush in middle school
>oh fuck how many people
>wew just 7 people
>4 girls
>go in pool
>cant remember when but the 8/10 girl jumped on my back
>her tittles pushing on my back
>boner engaged
>holding her by her thighs
>boner in pool forever

I dont remember her name at all

did you lift at that age? pics?

Enjoy your skin cancer

Not op, but I'd rather be pale than have skin cancer

>Not proposing threesome to reconcile situation

Are you still in there bro?

2x week for 5-10 minutes for 4 weeks.

2x8x4 = 64 minutes.

one hour over an entire month one time wouldn't even give a huge pussy like you cancer

reading comprehension

Look, another girl pic next to """witty""" text thread.

No but it would give him a huge pussy though, tanning beads are insanely gay and should literally never be used by a grown man.

why is that asian girl wearing a diaper

gonna need more opinions on this.

I'm considering going to one to get over my initial paleness.

I'm hairy and pale i would look stupid as fuck getting a tan outside when i could knock out the initial base tan in a booth on my way home from work a few times.

>me
>just finished first month of accutane
>acne is now cystic and far more severe than I've ever had in my life
>face peeling
>lips peeling
>joints ache, cant lift
>huge cystic pimples on my neck, cant practice BJJ cause of lapel chokes
>its giving me depression
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How about you stop being so insecure. Literally take your shirt off and go for an hour long walk/run 2-3 times a week on a local track and bam paleness gone.

I'd rather be pale than tan.

1. It goes away in the winter anyway
2. If it doesn't go away in the winter, everyone knows it's not natural
3. I'd rather be as white as possible
4. One white girl once told me paler skin is better and nonwhites are jealous

If I met a girl I liked who preferred tan skin I'd do it

I'm sorry, but I have poland syndrome. I won't be taking of my shirt.

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tan skin makes you look like a hardworker

also pale people look like they don't leave their houses

it's stupid really

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