Post yfw you poop and wipe but dry

>post yfw you poop and wipe but dry

That's a Glücksschiss. Lucky shit/crap.

>germans

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>yfw you poop and wipe but dry

it is a good day

>when you poop but need to wipe 20 times

didn't have the balls to leave the toilet without wiping, faggot?

if you really had a 10/10 perfect poop you'd know beforehand

This

nigga literally hop in the shower and spread those cheeks

nowadays after 2 wipes I cannot be bothered and just let that water carry my mess away

>that guy who doesnt notice the shit leaking from his basketball shorts

It's like that nearly every time I shit. Try eating some fiber.

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Really easy to get if you use anal lube

>tfw poop comes out in smooth thick logs
>almost makes me cum handsfree every time

exactly this

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>Veeky Forums

>bent over in the shower after every other shit

no thanks shitman

DAB

>Glücksschiss

Do you fucks have a word for every conceivable thing in existence?

I think he made it up, I'm german and I have never heard of Glücksschiss
we normally call it ghostpoop (not translated)

honestly fucking yes, even rules for the most retarded and non existing situations

>wiping
>not using a bidet

>you fall face first into shit
>"better WIPE my hands and face!"

Hm. Interesting argument.
Go on...

>that guy who doesn't completely believe in his anus
you think a racing driver who doesn't believe in EVERY part of his car has a chance at winning?
you're never going to make it

>do shit
>wipe but dry
>look in toilet
>nothing in there

>Your butthole hygiene will be 20 times better
>And after using it for awhile you can eventually learn to suck up some water in your butt, swish it around and then squirt it out to get an interior cleaning
Legit the best 35 I've ever spent

Stop making me uncomfortable