Post yfw you poop and wipe but dry

I think he made it up, I'm german and I have never heard of Glücksschiss
we normally call it ghostpoop (not translated)

honestly fucking yes, even rules for the most retarded and non existing situations

>wiping
>not using a bidet

>you fall face first into shit
>"better WIPE my hands and face!"

Hm. Interesting argument.
Go on...

>that guy who doesn't completely believe in his anus
you think a racing driver who doesn't believe in EVERY part of his car has a chance at winning?
you're never going to make it

>do shit
>wipe but dry
>look in toilet
>nothing in there

>Your butthole hygiene will be 20 times better
>And after using it for awhile you can eventually learn to suck up some water in your butt, swish it around and then squirt it out to get an interior cleaning
Legit the best 35 I've ever spent

Stop making me uncomfortable