How do I make money gains?

>implying this makes turning over billions any less impessive.

Gambling in the stock market with other people's money, selling crack or leading a coup in some African non-country that is full of diamonds, gold and oil.

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Index funds.

You just need to be white. That's literally it. Black people and other minorities are criminally underpaid and overworked. White people get paid far above their station and have much more leniency.

It's true. We also don't have to work. Whenever we want something, we just say "hey, i'm white" and it's instantly ours.

>this is what white people consider funny

My dude, STFU, DO NOT tell them about our "thank you for being white" checks we get in the mail every month or the gig is up.

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