>that first shotgun of the day
Bros I have a serious dependency on caffeine and I'm too weak to cold turkey and too busy to taper down I NEED SERIOUS HELP BROS
I'm up to 1200mg a day. :(
I need a caffeine addicts anonymous group
That first sip of a day
Asher Flores
Hunter Cook
>that first sip of your lifetime
brah go in without knowing what to expect then post your experience here
Christopher Howard
Monster meme shit aside it's precisely how they advertise it that really turns me off even looking at the stuff (other than the obvious shit like sugar content)
Camden Edwards
Monster Absolutely Zero (tm) has no added sugar, it has 0 calories and is just awesome overall!
Get your 24 pack now!
Zachary James
Goodbye user. The jews have you now.
Jeremiah Howard
> health warning on the can saying only consume one a day
> see people drinking two one after the other
the amount of fucking heart conditions that await us decades from how will be horrible
Cameron Gray
Worry not, friend
I am aware of Kikestein and his Jewish trickery
Jayden Morris
lor just stop drinking caffeine because your brain adapts
you won't need caffeine in the morning if you aren't addicted
Christopher Nelson
>THAT first sip of the day
Is there anything better?
Lincoln Gomez
> those cunts who leave those fucking Monster stickers on everything
I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU