That first sip of a day

>that first sip of a day

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I think I'd die without 3 cans a day

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Don't you ever, EVER post in my forum again unless you're going to say something constructive. I have had it up to here with you jackasses ruining this board because of what you think are "smart" and "funny" comments, when you're really trying to hide your insecurities by belittling someone on the Internet. Why? What do you gain from it? Don't you realize that the posts you respond to have REAL people behind them? Real people that don't deserve the bullshit you think is acceptable to throw in their faces? Did your parents not teach you any decency or basic manners? Whatever the case, it ends NOW. It's time you brats learned a thing or two about respect. If I catch you pulling this sort of shit again, believe me, there will be hell to pay.

Your forum?!?!?!?

Don't think so buddy.

This is everybody's favorite drink you weirdo

>tfw Veeky Forums is ruining my favourite drink with this meme

You Jewish cocksucker piss off Veeky Forums

More of a Rockstar sipper myself.

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THE FIRST SIP IS A LIE

never EVER had an energy drink, might give this a go just for the memes

Just once

What am i in for?
I consume caffeine pretty often in the form of coffee and tea but that's about it

>that first shotgun of the day

Bros I have a serious dependency on caffeine and I'm too weak to cold turkey and too busy to taper down I NEED SERIOUS HELP BROS

I'm up to 1200mg a day. :(

I need a caffeine addicts anonymous group

>that first sip of your lifetime
brah go in without knowing what to expect then post your experience here

Monster meme shit aside it's precisely how they advertise it that really turns me off even looking at the stuff (other than the obvious shit like sugar content)

Monster Absolutely Zero (tm) has no added sugar, it has 0 calories and is just awesome overall!

Get your 24 pack now!

Goodbye user. The jews have you now.

> health warning on the can saying only consume one a day
> see people drinking two one after the other

the amount of fucking heart conditions that await us decades from how will be horrible

Worry not, friend

I am aware of Kikestein and his Jewish trickery

lor just stop drinking caffeine because your brain adapts
you won't need caffeine in the morning if you aren't addicted

>THAT first sip of the day

Is there anything better?

> those cunts who leave those fucking Monster stickers on everything
I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU

>having such a weak heart that it cant handle 1000-2000mg of caffeine a day for a few years

you deserve death desu.

ah but i have fooled you

for i posses no heart

you b8ed me good brother!