Tfw too intelligent to lift

>tfw too muscular to get smart
The gains are choking my brains

>tfw too alive for deadlifts

...

>Too intelligent to lift
Yet not smart enough to see the benefits of it. Really makes you think

>tfw too white to run

>too tall for squats

>tfw too straight for curls

>tfw don't eat enough to justify lifting
School is really getting in the way of my gains...

>Too much of a hard nigga for EZ bar curls

>tfw too depressed for chin-ups

...

>tfw two srong too lern
Me sad

no you're just a manlet

>tfw too dirty and nice to clean and jerk

All of these brainlets who can't truly understand the plight us strong-minded have to go through

>tfw too contracted to tricep extend

when i focus on my mind/mind connection i go inwards into another world where the sheer plebetarian nature of you sweaty animals grunting together in a disgusting room is made readily apparent. I have ascended beyond mere physicality into a higher realm of the mind and spirit.

>Too atheist for preacher curls

Lmao

>tfw Russian Leg Curls in America

lol i read everyday faggot. Read new books. Loool practicing for bjj. Fag

Quit trying to make jokes summerfag

> tfw too much of a refugee to do Hungarian bench

>tfw too British to Russian twist

>tfw too poo to poo in the loo

>mfw someone at the gym who wants to be my gymbro doesn't know what a Nijenhuis concomitant of an affine Lie-Poisson algebra on a complex foliation of a Kahler manifold is.

True intellectuals don't see it one way or the other. It simply is.

You're just an edgelord.

I have a 127 IQ and move plates for gains, no sad feels.

My second youngest brother has a 130 IQ and plays Yu-Gi-Oh, no sad feels.

My youngest brother has a 105 IQ and beats the shit out of us, no sad feels.

Please be happy user. All of us Neanderthals are rooting for you.

> mfw my spotter couldn't compute the E8-equivariant cohomology ring of the arithmetically compactified moduli bundle of weak instanton gerbes

>mfw someone who couldn't even prove that the category of 2-dimensional homotopy quantum field theories is equivalent to the category of crossed graded Frobenius algebras offers to wash my back in the gym's showers

>tfw too agreeable to decline bench

>tfw no gf

fucking lol.

>tfw too devilish for preacher curls

>tfw too straight for bentover rows

uh oh

i thought i was maybe 120

>tfs tastes too good to give up

"Socrates was a fucking retard"

-Albert Einstein

>tfw too peacefull for military press

it's safe to assume you can take 20 or so points off these meme tests. ~_^

>they don't want to over rustle the mentally subnormal

Kek

I feel you
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only intelligent person on this sub-reddit

>mfw IQ 129
>mfw all gains 129% because pure willpower

>Ending a sentence or clause with a preposition

How smart are you, really?

>tfw made a similar thread on /a/ a few days ago
>got banned

>tfw too old for pull-ups

>tfw too american for russian crunches

How come there seem to be a lot of brilliant famous people known for being terribly depessed yet depression supposedly causes a reduction in brain activity?

because the underactivity seen in the brain isn't as simple as that picture makes it out to be - it's quite frankly probably cherry-picked to illustrate the extremes

the main difference lies in activity in the prefrontal cortex and the limbic regions - the limbic system being responsible for for example emotions via the circulate cortex and coding long term memory via the hippocampal structures, while the prefrontal cortex basically runs things like executive functions.

none of this implies a sudden serious lack of function and while there might be a few cases of people just becoming very catatonic, most people with depression shouldn't be thought of in that sense

most of the slight impairments seen are related to these - emotions (circulate cortex), long term memory encoding (hippocampal structures) and executive functions and working memory (prefrontal cortex)

furthermore depression can come with several distinct cyclical pathologies which in general makes it wrong to think of someone as constantly functioning at their level of depression as there are generally good and bad periods

Focusing on something creative or logical helps deal with the depression.
It's a way out, a natural and true form of therapy, the self exploration and communication is good.

>phd student in theoretical computer science
>spend 12 hours every day on research
>prepare my meals during the weekend
>lift at night when no one is around

it's good to be intelligent

>tfw too tall for The Press

This is how it ends, Veeky Forums.
There's a tapeworm inside of me even after I took medication to get this faggot out.
I don't know how long it's already been in there, but I actually fear for my life (thanks webmd).
I'm on the verge of getting out of dyel mode and now this.
Just end me ;_;

a doctor can give something to poison the worm, then you shit it out. it's a strange feeling to shit out a 10 foot worm

>fear for my life
>tapeworm

why the fuck would you fear for your life

that's the medication I was talking about, I'm still infected

because this thing can get in your brain or lungs

ingest the medicine on an empty stomach, the worm will have nothing to eat but the poison

Nothing like a tub 'o bleach to buttfuck some bitch ass parasite, niqquh

actually sounds reasonable

I'd rather not die in the process

>Muscles too smart for Muscle confusion

Tis a curse my fine gentlemen

literal gains goblin living inside you

Yup, parasites are the worst ;_;

...