Hello guys. I've come to the terrible realization im just a loser. And I don't know how to fix myself

I am working on it familia.

I will make $25k by December or ill die trying

Bump

I'm nearly the same.

I somehow made through college. Only 1 internship left. Which I should be doing now. But I'm doing fuck all at home.
Still pretty poor at my field. And I don't even enjoy it any more. I really cheated my way trough. The paper I will receive will be meaningless. 1 test at a job interview and they will find out. fml.
I know that after I'm done my parents will push me to get a 40 hour a week job.
The thought of that just kills me. What kind of life is that.. I have nothing to work for. I would be okay with a 20 - 30 hour week but noooo everything is 40 hours minimum and overtime expected. I don't have the same ambition as others ffs.
I don't look forward to anything at all.

You can live on your own with any dumpster tier job, especially if you can find some roommates to split a house with.

This HAS to be bait
guck porn jew
not even lifting

How are you repeating the same problem?
1 fap per week
no porn
lift

then you win

>You can live on your own with any dumpster tier job, especially if you can find some roommates to split a house with.

Won't I be poor then? Rent is kind of expensive...

Depends on where you live I guess, but I barely make over 20k a year in Denver and live just fine.

>watch cuckold porn unironically every day

Lost it

Wanna become a new person?
Stop watching porn
Stop browsing forums and internet in general. Im fucking serious. Once you get rid of the fucking drug that internet can be when you have all the time in the world you're gonna be fucking cooking, cleaning, running/working out and doing all sorts of shit. One day you'll also get bored of tv/vidya and you'll go outdoors just for the hell of it, and before you realize it you have shit to talk about with others cuz your main source of communication is no longer memes. Fuck it, you are now so bored that you start actively going around looking for a job cuz why the fuck not. You no longer read
>that guy
threads on Veeky Forums so the fear of rejection slowly slips away because let's face it, in a couple of weeks the only one who remembers or cares about that awkward thing you thought you did that one time is you. Jesus christ abandon all that is internet for a month. If you got nothing going for you then what's the problem? But you're too much of a pussy aren't you?

I feel you dude the taboo of cuck porn is hot as fuck but you have to stop watching that. Also get a job, any job. Look at job placement services in your city. One thing at a time, after you've found a job (again any job, factory jobs or trade apprenticeships are always looking) it will force you to manage your time and you'll find you have less time for Veeky Forums . Save up a couple months pay and start looking for people who need roommates/apartments. Make friends with the people you work with, just be helpful and polite and actually be interested in their lives and you'll find who you like and don't like.

Don't worry about getting a gf, you need money for a gf. And don't worry about not being good at anything, if you pick up a trade get good at that and then build up hobbies from there (I homebrew wines myself)
A wise man once told me: "If you are unhappy but comfortable you will never make a change in your life." And it's time for you to step out of your comfort zone. I went through a phase after I got out of the military where I was very depressed and smoking weed all the time, but I was comfortable so I didn't want to change a thing. Now I'm working a forest job with a great group of guys and my life is looking better with every passing day so I know if I could nut up and make the change you can too

Pic related is my job

My advice, either go by yourself or with a really close friend on a week long hiking/camping/backpacking trip. Ideally somewhere you actually have to "rough" it to a degree in order to minimize feeling too comfortable.

This is what always clears my head and makes me feel better. Decompress and just take in the nature. Then when you finally get back remember and use the peace you felt in your trip to focus on when you get too stressed about it all.

As far as the other stuff. One thing at a time, people are a culmination of efforts and no one can do it all at once.

I was once in a similiar situation as you. My depression got to the point i wanted to kill myself. I got this euforic feeling when i was going to jump under a train and realized that i can't fuck up my life any worse since i already want to die. I kinda lost all of my anxiety and started to fuck around with people just to see how they react, since i felt like i already killed myself. I told everyone including my parents about my suicidal thoughts and drug issues and realised it wasn't so bad.

My point is start living at your fullest right now and stop giving a shit about other poeple. You will eventually attract likemindend people around you, you just have to expose yourself to the world. Im drunk as shit now hope this makes sense.

Aslo seek professional help if you have to

I don't have anywhere to go

No friends no hobbies

Start looking in to a beginner roid cycle. Will solve all your problems within 3 months

I have

I don't know if I'm ready for it. Kind of scared desu

> problem

> just do no fap it'll fix it

lmfao

Do a tech detox. Try to go a week without tv, then a week without tv or vidya, then a week without tv/vidya and netz. You'll notice you'll have more ambition to do something with your life. Once you can get through a month without the tech you can start looking for some tolerable type of job you can do for the time being. At this point you can start using the netz for WORK only. Save up as much as possible and start hitting the places you like to go i.e. party club, bar, concerts, comedy clubs, markets, festivals, library, shopping malls. Just to get accustomed to being in crowds and to find the atmosphere you enjoy. Then proceed with your life from there.

Only when he who has truly given up on life, can he actually live the life he so craved for in the first place.

>already making excuses

The problem is you and your perception of things.

Read Gorilla Mindset by Mike Cernovich. Cheesy title, good book. It will help you.

And quit porn for gods sake.

your pic is so fucking retarded, it needs to be a summation not a product

the limit of a series where the denominator is bigger obviously converge to 0 you fucking dimwit

jesus christ how cringe

explain your logic for quitting porn

Isn't that an edgy altright autist?

>tfw tried to do this
>mfw im a fucking CompSci undergraduate

No.

He is a right winger but certainly not an autist

Then go learn a programming language that fits what you want to do with your life. Personally I'm learning web dev shit also install a Linux distribution I you haven't cuts you off from playing a decent amount of games unless you install WINE. I use Ubuntu
>Junior and Compsci major

Get a job in a McDonalds. I'm fucking serious.

>they hire any moron who shows up to an interview in a tie
>meet lots of people
>work hard and learn many things about workplaces, coworkers, how to interact with people
>high staff turnover means there are always new people to meet
>good promotion opportunities for those who want it
>sluts work there you are guaranteed to find a girl who will fuck you even if you are a complete loser
>get paid, can leave parents house

This is the best advice you will get this year I guarantee it.

I'm considering doing this but just lying on my resume to become a manager

Good idea?

>start working in McDonalds

>niggers rob it

>get shot

Also I've had shit jobs before, please elaborate on the slut part.

How do I bang them? Please be very specific and go into detail

> stop watching porn
> get a job and move out
> stop lurking Veeky Forums so much
Srsly, either stop being this pathetic or gtfo of /fit you robot fucking faggot
> b-but i try
No you don't, if you remotely tried you wouldn't be in this position loser

OP You should kill yourself.

>-lift
>-diet
>-get a job
>-nofap

That pretty much covers it yeah.

No since they'll probably find out. They might hire standard employees without references but I sincerely doubt they'd hire managers without references. And I worked there for 3 years and never met a manager who had not been internally promoted; in my experience they don't hire managers from external companies. (This is UK though, dunno where you are)

Step 1: don't be amerilard
Step 2: don't work in the ghetto
Step 3: work in the kitchen to avoid gun related incidents (and customers in general)

Respond to
This is the deal breaker pls

I'm 24 and live at home, but have gf. Chubby but fatstrong. Watch cuckquen porn cuz I want my gf to watch me fuck her friends.
>tfw parents will be broke and retired soon
Hope I get a good job and support them soon

It's a shit job with a lot of social interaction.

How the fuck am I meant to go into specific detail about something that requires a general mindset change? You can't 'paint by numbers' with human interaction.

Start by being well groomed. Get a nice haircut, nothing fancy. Be clean shaven if you can't grow good facial hair. Wash regularly. Wear clean, simple clothes that fit you. Dont be fat. Avoid being skinny if possible but it's not as important.

If all these boxes are ticked there will be women who will consider sleeping with you. Gently tease them, be fun, and if you think you sense interest you MUST MAKE A MOVE. And have an abundance mindset, if she says no IT DOES NOT MATTER you are back at square one and there are 3 billion other girls.

youtube.com/watch?v=zRsxBVMwFoU

Just fucking get the job you pussy, what you don't realise is that like your body, lack of activity for your brain is turning it to mush.

I refuse to work if it wont get me laid

I've tried this and it never worked

I don't know how to escalate

dear anons living at home. i lived at home until 28 and moved with my then gf.
Living at home while earning a modest salary allowed me to put a downpayment on a condo.

Nothing wrong with living at home if you have a purpose and a goal.

How fucking hard is it to understand? You're tricking your body and brain into thinking it's getting what it wants (sex) when actually you're just simulating it.

How difficult is it to understand that it is bad for your mind when you're inside all day masturbating to a screen of cuckold porn? Why does this need explaining? How much of an addict are you that you don't even see it?

Quit porn, exercise, eat 8 servings of vegetables a day and you will feel 10x more motivated and energised.

Instant gratification is bad for you, obviously.

Suck my cock Christian queer

Recant or be burned at the stakes, heretic!

>boo hoo I tried and it didn't work
>I refuse to do work because it cuts into my time spent jerking my dick and crying

You honestly disgust me. But it's not over for you.

What do you mean you don't know how to escalate? If there's interest just fucking ask her out. Be like 'hey you wanna hang out outside of work, cinema or something, could be fun'
If she says no act like it's not a big deal cos it isn't.

Then if you have a nice time you kiss her. This doesn't need to be complicated.

You'll never get laid NEET

takes as much effort to be a loser than a normie. everyone is passing you by and you stubbornly insist on staying in your comfort zone, endlessly refreshing Veeky Forums for that special nugget of wisdom to get you off your chair so you can finally start your life. never going to happen, OP.

everyone is progressing, bigger house, better car, hotter girlfriend and all you have is your dick in your hand.

the internet. fucking make use of it. go libgen and read some fucking books.

>understanding what is good for you makes you a Christfag

Just like video games simulate achieving goals which ironically prevents you from actually achieving real life goals, masturbating prevents you from putting energy into your actual life, including meeting and fucking women. It's a waste of time and it will ruin your mind.

Every now and again is fine.

Join army
PT all the time
learn skills
wear a uniform that gets you laid in the right places
Learn better social skill than ever before
still get to come back to the barracks and browse Veeky Forums
and I stopped watching cuck porn

sup. I'm also a 22 y/o khv, who unironically gets off to cuckold as one of many kink porns. I commute from my parent's house to univ. I wouldn't average as bad but I probably pull an hour a day easy. I'm not "good" at Veeky Forums but I'm alright at it, also I know a few tunes on the piano. No friends, no gf.

Best advice I got is read the sticky and do the sticky. You don't change overnight, especially with Veeky Forums stuff, but the sooner you dig in the sooner you rise up. My life has improved dramatically as the results of lifting have started to accumiliate. Dig in and fix your shit.

Not OP or any neet here but what are your thoughts on army rangers? Trying to get in shape for it.

This.

OP is like
>maybe if I make the same thread again this time there'll be someone who can tell me how its not my fault and will lay out an easy step by step guide to becoming happy and successful which conveniently includes me continuing to follow the path of least resistance

OP is a disgrace.

>talked to qt girl the other day
>too much of a pussy to get her number or ask her out
>could be going on a date this weekend if I weren't such a coward
Should I just kill myself?

What happened to the balls it took to approach her when I needed to ask her number?

You'll get it lad.

I used to be so nervous about that stuff, so so terrified. Like it was life or death. Now i look forward to it. Its nothing now, to ask a girl out.

Top tip: get your heart broken into a million pieces by a girl you thought was special and then you'll never feel deeply about another one again to care enough if they reject you.

I know how you feel OP

>24 nearly 25 years old
>objectively weird looking and ugly (been told this IRL and online)
>basically just a class clown type through school, haven't had real friends since I was about 13 in 8th grade
>kissless virgin, have never even asked out a girl my entire life or even been close to a sexual or romantic situation, mostly due to the no friends thing
>graduated from college and even though I lived in a dorm and apartment with roommates still had no college experience because I was a shut-in whose years of isolation in high school ruined me
>live with parents because i have no motivation to try to go to grad school and get a good job because i will be a loser no matter what
>literally don't even try to be social with people, i'll talk to people sure, but I never attempt to try to do stuff with people because i literally don't know how to and if I try to have REAL conversations with people, they will see what a friendless shut-in loser I am with no life experiences and push me away

stop being beta

I figure that more experience will make it easier, I'm just annoyed at having yet another weekend of doing literally nothing social

plus I'm 22 so I'm running out of time to figure this shit out

>>maybe if I make the same thread again this time there'll be someone who can tell me how its not my fault and will lay out an easy step by step guide to becoming happy and successful which conveniently includes me continuing to follow the path of least resistance

Too fuking accurate

Refuse to be a looser. There are so many fucking inferior retards out there who shouldnt even be in the gene pool, but they are living good lifes while yours sucks. Dont accept this. Claim your rightfull place in this world. Work everyday on improving yourself. Use the pain as fuel and sculpt yourself to a god, physicly and mentally.

>takes as much effort to be a loser than a normie. everyone is passing you by and you stubbornly insist on staying in your comfort zone,

But this is not true, and the fact you think it is makes you an out of touch normie.

For normal people, it would take WAY MORE effort to be a loser than to be normal. For normal people, it is literally effortless to be "normal". Their entire existence is just normalcy. They can easily talk with other people and make friends/girlfriends, easily go out and do stuff in clubs/bars/etc, wanting to move up in jobs is effortless and all of this IS their comfort zone. If they actually had to try to be a loser and not do anything, THAT would take the most effort for them and so that's why they aren't successful at being losers.

For losers like us, it takes all the effort in the world to try to connect with people, make friends/gf, succeed in jobs etc. Since that takes the most effort, that's why we fail at it, and the easiest path for us just happens to be staying a loser, as opposed to normies whose easiest path is just effortlessly being normal

Get a routine and stick to it
Wake up, make bed, tidy room
Shower, groom, moisturize
Eat breakfast, prepare other meals
Go to work. Don't work? Do something productive, anything.
Work on your hobby. Don't have one? Get one
Lift
Go to bed knowing you had a productive day
Sleep like a baby

Ritalin

This

We need to start a mentoring program and trade contact info

For example: I can make money, and network easily, I've always had the easiest time with that portion of my life. Girl I'm meh with, been single for a long time but at least I've been laid a couple times and know what love and loss feels like. I have a much harder time with being fit.

If I had a fit mentor, I could offer money making / career advice

The fact that you unironically use the word "Normie" is a huge reason why

Shit, 22 is still young as hell!

I called them "normal people" not "normie" retard

One step at a time!

Get a job deadbeat.

dumbass, you give 1% more than you gave the last day. so if you gave an effort of 1, then its 1.01 the next day, and then 1.0201 the next and so forth.

You think you have it bad?
I've just come to the realisation that a cat just made my day. A FUCKING CAT,
I was walking home and a cute as fuck young cat jumped out from behind a tree just to cuddle me. It acted as though it loved me.
Those were the happiest five mintues i've had all year.

I don't know man but everytime i see a group of yolo swaggers a really strong urge to not speak to them and not relationate with them surges from my interior

it's not that i seem as better or inferior, it's just i see them as different and i don't want to listen to any of their bullshit at all, i'm also totally comfortable to knowing that they will also not want to speak with me

> 36
> Don't even lift
> live in mothers garage
> kissless virgin......although I did hold a girls hand in 1994.....haven't spoken to a female that I'm not related to since 2009
> damaged my testicles from chronic masturbating 4 years ago......abstinent since then
> habitually abuse alcohol, cannabis, opiates, benzos and prescribed anti-psychotics
> two weeks ago I got drunk and tried to get in bed with my grandmother..........she had a major stroke the day after......too phobic to visit her in the hospital.
> spend roughly 8 hours a day staring at the wall or floor
> got habitually buggered by a group of 18 yr olds when I was 12.....never really got over it

Get on my level

>> two weeks ago I got drunk and tried to get in bed with my grandmother.........

that's so sick bro

i would have never been able to see a grannie in that way and i'm also a khv

Bro how could you go that long? I would have hired a hooker by now

best of fucking luck. I have a pt score of 299, and the requirement to even get in is 240 + 5 mile run in 45 minutes. Now that might sound pretty easy peasy, but nothing is actually easy when you're only allowed 1 hour (if that) of sleep a night and 4 total minutes of eating a day for weeks on end. Nothing can truly prepare you for RASP. It says not for the weak or faint of heart right on the front, and it's not a fucking joke. The school only has a 40% graduation rate, and it's even less in the winter. The amount of cortisol and adrenaline your body will produce in those 8 weeks will age you 5 years. You will be in the worst shape of your life. I'm about to graduate from AIT, I've only been in the army for 5 months, but I've met a few tan berets, and I know I'm not mentally ready for all of that. I ran with one, and I was no where near his physical level either, and I'm easily in the top 10 strongest and fastest in my company

On the flip side you'll most likely to get to kill a few people and apart of one of the most tightly knit military units on the planet. You would truly become one of the Spartans 300

By my estimation, when you do 50 pull ups without stopping, run 5 miles in 35 minutes, 90 situps and 90 pushups in 2 minutes, then you'll be ready physically. I have no idea how you could prepare mentally other than memorizing the creed and every single thing in the ranger hand book.

Are you already enlisted or are you planning to join? I'm about to go Air Assault myself at fort campbell once I'm out of Lee

>damaged my testicles from chronic masturbating 4 years ago

>mfw i have a super cute guy coming over tonight who loves rubbing my muscles

same here...

A really thoughtful and helpful post but OP has nothing to say to you because he doesn't want help. He wants to cry about no gf and eat the tendies mommy made for him.

Dude I'm a bottom of the bin loser and I'm doing better than that, I know you can do better. Have you even tried to get a job and move out? Lift? Join a dating website?

winrar.guf

Thanks for all the info user, truly appreciate it. I haven't enlisted yet and im 19 now so I want to try and be ready for it by next winter. Also need to start studying for asvab. Thanks agains, please share any other tips if you have any. Ill be lurking here for a bit.

>Thanks agains, please share any other tips if you have any.

Forget about combat arms or the high speed, low-drag shit and use the military to get a skill. Welding, IT, carpentry, that kind of stuff that the civilian trades market pays top dollar for.

>50 pull ups is the same difficulty than 90 sit ups, 90 push ups or 5 miles in 35 minutes

Also, should I still stick to weight exercises? Squats,dd, bench, etc.

Jump off a plan with a parachute that is,, hike, ride a fucking bike, take a Picture, paint a Canvas, travel even if it's two hours away who gives a fuck, run everyday fucker it's going to make you feel alive!!!.. Quit your job if you don't like it!, find a new one and quit that one too!!find what you love to do!!.. Quit watching porn!!..instead fuck like a porn star even if you have to pay for it once or twice who looking,, go to a bar make a couple girls laugh get shit face,,girls love when you make them laugh over dumb shit, don't talk about anything serious, just dumb shit unless you're trying to find a wife..get off the fucking Internet and go live your life to the extreme quit being such a pussy no one is judging you but yourself!!.. Don't forget to wear a condom!!!

You still need to be in decent shape to get in, but don't go the bullet-stopper route. Let Uncle Sugar train you to do something when you get out. HVAC tech or nuke tech or something in healthcare or the like.

>kissless virgin
>got habitually buggered by a group of 18 yr olds when I was 12
Well which one is it faggot

>tfw always talk to the indian (from india, accent and everything) 5 foot tall 100 pound coworker at work
>she's a beautiful lightskin, probably an objective 8/10, not one of those fat hairy darkie indians
>always make her laugh and we always tease each other and joke and all that
>tfw i am an objective 4/10, maybe even 3/10 (according to Veeky Forums and reddit) weird and awkward as fuck mid 20s kissless virgin while she is probably 30 or 31
>have worked together for 2 years and have never once done anything together outside of work (well i haven't with any of my coworkers) or even talked outside of work
>probably severely overestimating her reaction to me

i wish i was normal so i could have asked her out and dated her. she seems kinda conservative though

He got his anally annihilated, but didn't get kissed afterwards and didn't count the surprise buttsecks as "real" sexyfuntime?