Why is this not you, user?

Why is this not you, user?

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he seems like a cool guy, is he on gear though?

I love connor murphy

no

yup

That's Agent Cooper though

Literally the only difference between me and him is that he's tall, has great hair, a really handsome face and looks like a body builder.

Why won't women look at me like that?

>girl trys to put on weight
>looks at dude who seems to be flexing his muscles at someone
>realizes she gets into the frame of the video
>awkwardly moves away
Why is anyone impressed by this?

You answered your own question.

The world may never know.

>its another Veeky Forumsizen in denial episode
YOU TOTALLY OUTDID YOURSELF THIS TIME FAMALAM

haha

this

from her point of view it's just the back of a pretty big guy flexing, girls don't mire until they see the face

In denial of what

>it's another Veeky Forumsizen who believes lifting will solve all his problems episode

muscles mean fuck all to girls m8, its FACE FRAME HEIGHT

Fuck those a joocy triceps

Dianabol + Chin implants.

yeah and she could clearly see his FRAME and his HEIGHT, that along with muscles is easily enough information to commence a mire

This Connor Murphy puts sensationalistic video titles to earn money and Veeky Forums and Misc eat it like the autists they are.

caught her mirin

Know a lot about mirin men?

Small penis

Worse, she has a "wtf is this imbecile doing?" face

This. Her face is of cringe, not lust.

keep believing that, fat retards

your natty 13" starting strength arms that squat 400lbs with 30% bf are way better than that shredded ass dude right

Yes

im a turbo manlet

im probably the height of the girl in the video top kek

They way she strokes her hair is female for "look at me im so horny and you can look all over my body and hair please notice me chad, talk to me and i will let you feel my hair, please just notice me chad"

I will just leave pic related here

>women knowing what they want

wanna know how i know your girlfriend is getting blacked right now?

He is CLEARLY on gear. People like this probably get insulted if you think they are natty.

Connor Murphy is a crazy narcissist. He will never admit that he injects dianabol everyday and had chin implants.

t. bitter losers

Haha lol that is me! I didn't mean to be so awkward but when I saw the camera I got a little nervous lol. Oh well.

hahahahaha

Because i lack discipline, im getting my shit together though

>conor
>shows up in every conor thread
it's getting pathetic man.

Connor, your face looks retarded.

prove it

this is sad

did you suck it or something

>laughing that he needs to twist his body hard to look presentable

kek

you see this Veeky Forums? these guys dont even fucking lift

they're from /r9k/ or some other shit board to fuck us up

they're slobby, disgusting, and most likely virgins who get jealous whenever they see someone better than them

if you're one of these people, please shut the fuck up and get your testosterone levels checked, only women have crab mentality

>inb4 connor pls go

Connor Murphy is the cancer of the bodybuilding community.

>durrr i'm gonna go shirtless like a retard for attention to fill my ego

People like him make bodubuilding look like a joke and it only attracts Pakis, Asians and Pajeets.

this too youtube.com/watch?v=oxSWfl4Wr54

This guy tries so hard to be the new Zyzz, but he is so clunky and awkward. Zyzz was funny and charismatic and that's why so many people worshiped him.

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

He's like a slightly less autistic but still autistic more natty version of Seid

>Muh pretty boi aesthetics

I often wonder if people that post this in regards to bodies like OP even lift.

>srsly

My guess is you havent come close to putting in the time or effort to achieve it, I'm not being mean, I'm being sincere. Countless of people, friends of mine, and even myself have attained bodies similar without enchantments. Its not that hard ffs, it just takes time and dedication.

If you REALLY believe that OP body is a roided body, you havent achieved shit. Because after 3+ years of your OWN progress, you'd know.

>Countless of people, friends of mine, and even myself have attained bodies similar
post a pic right now then retard, go ahead. we're all waiting

hahaha
implying taking her further away from him will prevent her from wanting his dick

because I eat to fill the void inside

seconded.

FUCKING STREET NUMBERS CAPTCHA TAKES 20 SECONDS TO DO FUCK

well?

yes

t. powerlifter who's spinchter becomes a black hole upon hearing the word 'caloric deficit'

I deserve that for not calling an "inb4"

But first off, why are you tripping...?
Second, do you feel fucking stupid now? Before and after.

...your turn.

Butthurt incoming

>that guy that tackles his girlfriend

he knows whats up

No timestamp

>that mate guarding

damn dude that's impressive

Can't really blame the other guy too much. At least he's being semi-beta and actively moving his girl away rather than numaling it and pretending it's not happening

And you're small as fuck. Better get some Tren fast.

Not gonna hide the tripfag yet just because I want to see how he damage controls getting BTFO

bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/6008280?page=0&sort=0&showBanned=0&path=1

kill yourself

/B/TFO LMAO

Actually it's money, job, car if you're lifting for girls you're wasting time

Holy shit you're a faggot...

>can't be bothered with flipping pic, or answering to your stupid anymore.

Now go ahead and share with us your years of work that qualifies you to be a natty detective.

Because I like to eat at maintenance.

This is better than a courtroom drama holy shit

regardless if that is you and if it is recent, that is an amazing natty goal

I'd fuck you.

No homo.

Your body looks great desu, but your bf% is too low for your face. You look ill.

Wondering who is gonna get BTFO intresting thread

purple and yellow is planet fitness isn't it?

how come the lunk alarm didn't go off?

lunk alarms don't work if the employee at the time is too busy oogling the substance abuser

I would just let a nigger fuck my wife at that point if Im having to yank the salivating bitch around

>Being so insecure in your relationship that when your girl so much as LOOKS at someone more fit than you, you grab her and PHYSICALLY MOVE her away

lunk alarm isn't really real youtube.com/watch?v=kt0s_VIg2xc

>daaaayyymn

Seems like a conceited douchebag to me.

Routine? Diet?

That's his shtick.

>Getting mad cause I asked for timestamp

Post the full set of pictures that that image is from, do it.

Lmao facelet

I thought that was real until i saw his most recent video where a girl is looking at him and her boyfriend comes over and moves her face so she doesn't look at him. He is a complete fraud.