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Help team dubs decided next reply

>but then how will i pay for your plastic surgery?

You want to fuck

>First I need help to make america white again

Classy

winner winner chicken dinger

Really fast reply pretty sure im in, what next

>you said I should see some help, well cum help me

You like pineapple pizza?

I can wear a paper bag over my head too if it makes you feel better.

So...

We meet at Tim Hortons tomorrow?

>gollum literally turning down sex, despite being at the bottom of the gene pool

top fucking kek

So your place tonight?

You probably don't even have a dick

Ahaha, well i'm not into girls anyways. Contact me if you ever get a cock.

Are you acquainted with E.T. the Extraterrestrial?

"that wasn't a question, just an observation"

What about a rimjob?

If I can benchpress you will you let me fuck?

I'd rather do 2D anime girls desu

How about be my girlfriend? I promise i'll be sweet, i'll even lick strawberry jam from your butthole.

I shall tip my fedora in your direction m'lady

My dick is a rocket ship

How about we play just the tip then?

Pls be my ai gf

I really dodged a bullet here...

Completely unrelated note, speed or strength?

You have any younger sisters?

You seem rustled, m'lady.

Would you have any handsome friends to introduce me?

Bitch ass

What's the next step of our master plan?

Lol but to be real I'd suck sour cream off your toes

Look, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm going back there next week and this time I'm probably not coming back. I feel like having company right now.