Really. REALLY. makes you think

fuck yeah costco is great for gainz

Just get a dildo, pussy. You'll get used to working it in.

I like Scooby but goddamn why does he have to so fucking square?

Like dude, just smoke a doob and put on some Floyd, and get a little loose for once

>pseudo-#vegetarian
>#vegetarian
He's gone full normie. He probably posts things like pic related too.

If you get one too big you might cause a tear.

>cucumbers

he's probably looser than you think

Are you a drug dealer from 80's television

>all dat cholesterol

They're the equivalent of menstruation though

>wake up in scooby's house
>he's standing over you with a smile and a bowl of eggs
not again scooby pls

He's old, give him a break. He's always been much more concerned about his health than his muskels in his old age.

If you think he ate like this in his 20s to get shredded you're dumb af

Lmfao

>If you get one too big you might cause a tear

If you use a cucumber or vegetable it can break up inside your anus and cause a tear, doctors recommend against using vegetables, nuff' sed

*ovo-lacto vegetarian

Oh I totally agree, I guess the point of my post was to get a small one first.

faggot, if he were really concerned about his health, he would bathe in eggs
>old
>old age
he's not, like 70

He downs protein powder like a pseudo-alcoholic and I hope he doesn't eat all of those eggs yolks. I think people get too touchy about the cholesteral thing but 12 dozen eggs is a bit insane.

>94 eggs

This is fucking retarded.

That's like saying Cat-clawed Dog

What?

And yeah he's pretty old. Well past his prime of muscle building

And if my grandmother has wheels she'd be a bicycle. Just get a dick-sized dildo and god slow with plenty of lube. You'll get used to relaxing.

>if you're not a strict-vegetarian (vegan diet) you're not a vegetarian

The vegetarian diet "defaults" to the lacto-ovo vegetarian diet. Before this fashion for veganism, "vegetarian" almost always implied an ovo-lacto vegetarian diet.

A vegetarian diet without milk and eggs and animal products is a "strict vegetarian" diet.

A vegetarian diet which includes occasionally some meat, with the exclusion of all the others kind of meat, is a "semi-vegetarian diet". Examples of this diet are pollotarianism and pescetarianism.

The only thing that's retarded is saying "pseudo-vegetarian" - that does not really mean shit.

Suggesting that a couple in their 50s should eat 94 eggs, a fuckton of cashews (are those cashews?) and greek yoghurt to be healthy or fit is fucking insane. Only a fool would accept a suggestion or a critic from someone living and eating like this. Sadly I remember a youtube video (one of the few I watched about him) where he spewed utter horseshits, so I know he's not new to this kind of faggotries. I still can't understand how he gathered so much attention. Other than for being a faggot

he goes on gay cruises and hooks up but wakes up at 7 am to workout

Dietary cholesterol =/= blood cholesterol

Do you know how hens work?

if that's true then how come my cholesterol is high as fuck even though I'm 20 something years old, not obese and I lift weights and shit.
Check and mate atheist
[spoiler]really why is my cholesterol so fucking high ;_;[/spoiler]

It's ok though cause fetuses aren't alive anyway

can literally be hereditary or genetic.

>being this uneducated

>tfw father died of heart attack when he was 60
I'm so fucked arent I?

Nigga, it's genetic.
You're one of those poor bastards that will have a terrible time with your cholesterol and have to eat very very carefully to keep from getting a widow maker tier blood clot.

LOL GAY SCOOBY IS PUTTING THOSE UNCOOKED PICKLES UP HIS BUT

>doctors recommend against shoving vegetables up your ass

>eggs, nuts and english cucumbers

Youre missing the butternut squash Gooby, step it up.

>will have a terrible time with your cholesterol and have to eat very very carefully to keep from getting a widow maker tier blood clot.
so I'll die before I hit 60, alright time to use and abuse everything

Isn't he an actual fag?

Science is wrong

only cuts off meat, still eats eggs and dairy

>"I don't eat meat, just chicken periods."

>this tbqh
People who think eggs are dairy or "vegetarian" are fucking retarded. How is an unfertilized egg dairy? It's clearly meat.

All those disabled almonds, just waiting to get activated.

Rip in peices user :(

>all that testosterone

>tfw I'm already blasting Clen and will run a bicycle in a couple of months
Never had a chance anyways

He is. He's had a long-term boyfriend/now husband for the last 13 years if I can recall.
His relationship with his boyfriend is posted on his site in the "About Me" section IIRC.

>we live in a world where doctors unironically have to advise "people" against shoving vegetables up their snatch/ass
Wake me up