Daily reminder İ've barely been lifting a year

and İ've already made it

>girl fancies the fuck out of me
>obsessed with me literally
>entertain her
>instead fancy other girl
>tell this girl just like her as a mate
>bang her friend
>suddenly she knows and msgs me
>sry bout that :\

uh, cool dude.

Try not to get hurt patting yourself on the back that hard

She texts like a mongoloid

thats him texting like a mongloid

people hate motivation this much

why do u think i dont fancy her

Ok.

are you 15, wtf m8

I understood none of that conversation.

why lol, shes just a retard, it's called playing along

>i-i swear İ don't normally text like this... s-swear

>Fancy

Gloating to anonymous people on the internet isn't motivation. It's a cry for attention and validation. Still got that deep self doubt huh bro?

Textimg with a 15yo airhead is making it now?

Nice.

Gosh U.K. Sure is cancer. You lads deserve the immigrants you're getting.

if İcan make it in a yr then you can too lad
come on we're all family here
we're all gonna make it!!!

>telling a Sudanese fly fishing forum about your minor "achievements" with slags

Never going to make it

thats called the average brit girl, plus imagine her heart was broken :\

>saying sorry when a girl doesn't want you any more
>making it

You can pick neither, kid.

>lol
>yh y lol
>k lol

I would normally link this type of writing style to some sort of chromosomal abnormality; but generally speaking the accompanying intellectual disability isn't so severe.
So I've got to ask, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>you believe she doesn't like me anymore

of course she'd say that when İ just frogged her friend lol

Of all the terrible blog-post threads made by un supervised kiddies who emigrated from tumblr this is the worst I have seen. Delete this thread and leave Veeky Forums forever you complete fucking lunchbox. Cem is a pajeet name mates. POO IN LOO CEM THE PAJEET, POO IN LOO

>of course she'd say that when İ just frogged her friend lol
You people abuse the english language like its in 50 shades of grey

tripfag pls go

I am glad your country will soon be all pakistanis and indians, hopefully they can eradicate anglo culture for good.

>lifting for women
>lifting for a meme

>lol
>yh y lol
>Jw
>k lol
>k

>lifting

>I got a dirt bitch to like me
Motivational thread guise!
You didn't need to lift to accomplish this.

cmon guys we're all going to make it!
>try to give motivation, get shit handed back
be more greatful you guys

You didn't try to give motivational you literally said "I fucked a girl and another girl likes me"
This is not at all fitness related
Why don't you post about an actually accomplishment?

Prove you're not a pajeet right now. then fuck off anyway

Im having trouble believeing these girls are anywhere near attractive mate
sorry

You cant do it can you? POO IN LOO CEM

>thinking anyone on this board that isnt a permavirgin shitposter cares about teenage trash fancying you
>thinking fit lifts for women

yeah cool tripfag what are your lifts

>fairs
>fancy
>skypephoto_20150295
>jw
>destiny
>msgs me
>coming on Veeky Forums to brag about your council estate drama
are you a 15 year old english chav OP? You type like i did when i was young enough to use msn and bebo.

>having the basic components of a social life is making it
>bragging about it

You're not gonna make it

Is THAT what this thread's about? I read the OP's image and received a verbal brain injury from it. I can't remember what's supposed to be going on here or how I got here.

1/10

anyone mind translating that shit for me? teenage british english is nightmare mode

he is a pajeet not a brit it's incomprehensible

İ should write a book on how to be a pro PUA.
İ'll give it to you guys for free.

this isnt real guys. ppl arent this retarded

>Fancies
Why do you have such retarded slang

>he is a pajeet not a brit
I thought those two were the same?

Kill yourself

Veeky Forums is ;)

kek had a good laugh guys, screencap if you want id be interested to see the responses in the morning

kys

>ha ha ha.. guys

How's this motivation
Post pics of her
Also why do you trip

autism, the thread

>Jokes on you guys I was only pretending to be retarded

>why do you trip
im a fag

İ like to call it:
>İTT: NEGATİVE NANCİES

>seeking validation on an anonymous bulgarian sheep herding trading post

how is what op is doing any different from what women do on social media?