I.. I did it lads... I'm free. I'm finally free...
>lifting for girls
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You are not free, she wouldnt give a fuck about your actions if she wouldnt get wet by it
But mentally, I'm free from the chains she's put around me
>those long messages
she's hooked on you
use the push and pull technique until she sucks the chrome finish off your dick
>not replying "one needs to be alive to have life"
Smh desu senpai
u rekt her good m8
this is making it isn't it bros?
getting Veeky Forums and dropping bitches left and right...
r-right?
sure you are pal, sure you are. Now delete this thread while you still have what little dignity left, cuck.
>military time
You sound somewhat mad, friend :^) what ails you?
>not knowing the European time convention
had to spend what money i had left over on a new car windshield and my chicken thighs went bad. :(
>not trying to get on that free head
What are you guys talking about? How would you write those times if not 00:53 and 01:04?
12:53 and 1:04?
What happened to your old windshield?
12:53am
In North America its would be 12:53 am and 1:04 am
>tfw i've been doing this for the past few weeks and it's not working
do i just block them at this point?
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>12:53 am
Huh. So despite using digital clocks you stick to the old 12+12 format that requires adding "am/pm" to every time, for no reason other than tradition? That's silly.
Most American digital clocks have a small LED dot in the corner than is off for AM and on for PM. That way you can always tell what part of the day you are in, in case you were retarded.
PLS POST FACE AND PHYSIQUE
that passive aggressive female bullshit
>user goes on a date
youtube.com
It's a cultural thing. You get taught that in kindergarten.
This. Holy shit it's painful to read.
You dodged a bullet there, user.
It's not about reading the time as it occurs, that's fine. It's about communication. You have to specify am or pm every time you talk about time and it's easier to misremember. Worst of all, speakers will sometimes assume it's obvious which half of the day they mean (not at all obvious in some contexts) and omit the am/pm part for brevity. Don't act like this has never happened to you.
literally me
It's usually obvious as fuck, I don't know what you're going on about.
And no one says am or pm, they just say morning or night.
>I'll meet you tomorrow morning at 8
>I'll meet you tomorrow night at 8
It's not nearly a big of a deal as you might think it is.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Nine-to-seventeen just doesn't have the same ring to it as nine-to-five.
You always have to make your life harder, don't you.
recoomend essential Red Pill material. I mean maybe a PDF that has all the /r/theredpill autism condensed to one guide, that site is such a fucking mess to navigate through
>have a nice life
What Song from deathconsciousness gets you hype? I was lifting to earthmover today and felt like everything will be okay
West is doomed.
Presenter was cute
This cunt will most definitely not let this petty shit end right there
Fuck dude, that was bad. I hope he's ok.
I don't get it. What's going on?
Why is he so weird?
>one can't be doing all the work
Not that guy but I use it because I'm just used to it, not even an amerifag
>too stupid to use spotters when attempting to lift 10x his own bodyweight
>I hope he's ok ://
Dumbass deserves to fucking die
>cool
>thx
Fucking rekt5 mate
>she wouldn't give a fuck about you if your face was ugly
>she wouldn't give a fuck about you if your personality was shit
>she wouldn't give a fuck about you if you were poor
Do you see the problem
I just imagined some retarded fucking user not realizing the girl is being passive aggressive and legitimately thinks the girl means him well, so he responds likewise.
>golly gee, she gave me warm wishes!
>what a nice gal!
>gotta return the favor!
>people these days sure are friendly!
MOMMY
MOMMY I WANT MILKIES
user WANTS MOMMIES MILKIES
GIVE user MILKIES NOW MOMMY
Tell us the story user
Dude, she's absolute pissed at you. Don't take women's word at face value, user.
NOT THE THIGHS
Bump the thread, I'll spell it out for you all when I get a chance. I've posted it here before though
I go by rule of threes.
>three times try and communicate.
By the third try no sign of life, I just peace out and find myself a better girl.
The woman in that video was insanely cute.
>not going by the rule of 1
jesus christ i lost it when he mentioned anime. wow guess he is a verified /b/tard at this point.
Come on m8, I'm not American and everyone I know uses military time but they never use it in communication. Who the fuck says "meet me at 1900 hours bro"? That's autistic.
Clearly she was just bullshitting for attention
Clearly OP just wanted an easy way to break up with her because he's a coward
No need to thank me for my expert analysis
She dumped me weeks ago faggot
OP here, anybody want to hear the story or fuck it?
Yeah my nigga.
no fuck you
The mistake you made was replying
o-ok, its just another oneitis sob story where she leads me on for a solid 4 months, tells me she just wants to be friends instead, then proceeds to indulge my alcohol addiction by still sending me lewd pics and flirting
every time shed get bored of me shed just cut contact, then when she wants attention and keep me hooked she fades back in and starts the cycle over, fucking with my head
i finally got it through my fat fucking head and stopped replying to here, provoking her to send me the text in the op
i hope she burns in hell
>4 months
>just wants to be friends instead
are you 19
What the fuck does open and empty even fucking mean?
open vag empty womb
just text her "you wanna fuck or not" it's that easy you cunt
t. my roommate is banging some random asshole with a receding hairline right now
>on and off for years
>always been my oneitis
>start dating in september
>everything is just peachy
>the fucking day her classes end she completely changes
>starts ignoring me
>wont reply to me
>spends every waking second with her friends
>lets them poison her mind and turn her into some degenerate hipster
>never wants to see me
>always makes excuses
>keeps telling me she loves me the entire time
>lies to me when she says shes busy and is actually out at clubs
>let her get away with everything because lmao in love
>at the gym grinding away my feelings while she parties without me every fucking weekend
>may-august its like this
>week before she leaves for school
>finally confront her for the millionth time and ask her what the fuck she is doing
>"desu user i know its fucked up but ive lost all romantic feelings for you and i just see you as my best friend"
>"but i still want to be friends with you"
>proceeds to send lewd shit to me all the time
>realize that I have been broken as a man and let a woman control every facet of my life
>drink heavily and try to die for 3 straight weeks
>finally get my shit together and tell her to fuck off
is that better?
this
In an open relationship and empty inside
yeah i'm not reading all that you scrotumhead
Fuck no it's over he got rid of her let that be the end of it. Right now that's what SHE WANTS him to come crawling back with constant messages just so SHE can drop him instead of him dropping her.
He asks "You wanna fuck or not," That immediately gives her the opportunity to say "ew no, that's all you want uhh bye." An now in her mind SHE dropped HIM.
There are millions of whores in this world and every day another one turns 18...fuck this one and get meet a new one.
she doesnt
we got into a huge fight when she found out i wasnt a virgin
lucky for lewds
unlucky for shit situation/ girl
just completely cut her out of your life and move on- it'll be healthier user
I feel like I need to do the same in my life if things keep going a certain way too.
You guys are all fucking pussies, you guys are going to continually get fucked by girls if you arent able to for one moment not think with your dick and take a step back.
fuck this board, lost the little hope I had that some of you were actually alpha.
piggybacking of your post, should you tell a girl you're a virgin?do you only tell if she asks? or just keep it to yourself?
..People get mad at something that small..? jesus if anything I would want my man to sleep with thousands of women to have experience. Nothing worse than a man with no experience.
Tell her if sex is a likelihood. Don't just tell her out of the blue.
lol yeah obviously. thanks user
Fuck no, women think that taking a man's virginity will make him clingy as fuck
If she's a virgin, and you think she's marriage material tell the truth, otherwise just say you're not extremely experienced but you're not a virign
i wouldn't say shit until after it happens, if at all.
>tfw christian qt who I've fallen for turns out to not be a virgin
what the fuck man seriously. it's like fucking impossible to find a pure girl
Why is it autistic?
do it fgt
It's called Histronic. All she wants is your attention, if you don't give it to her she goes after you more, if you give her attention she backs off.
Ma nigga. Be sure to never text her again and give her any sort of contact. Had a similar situation and I didnt even get lewds. Cut her off completely and 6 months later she sends a meek "hi"
fucking women baka
Oh btw go to /r/theredpill it will help u with this
Honestly acting like this is one of the best ways to deal with passive aggression. Don't act at all phased.
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>user loses girl for not being a virgin
Is this a greek tragedy?
>Hoe finds an excuse to dump user and make it his fault at the same time.
Just women 101
Now that kind of heavily depends on what denomination she belongs to.
If she's Lutheran, Church of England/Anglican or any kind of American meme denomination there is exceptionally small chance that she's seriously religious.
thank you I've been looking for this meme for the fancy caption Ily op
What a utter fucking Chad
good for you senpai
can I get this as a cell phone wallpaper
only took me ten hours in MS paint
Keep practicing your kanji brah. It needs to be the same size as your kana
>webm
did he died?
>seriously critiquing MS paint writing
pls info
> not going seriously on your ms paint you did for a fellow user in pain
Never. Gonna. Make. It.
presenter oomen is hot