Skull-Crushers

>Skull-Crushers
>Leave your skull intact

>Deadlifts
>Doesnt require you to actually be dead

>Dips
>No chewing tobacco

>floor pulls
>you're not pulling the floor

>French press
>Get shot/ran over by muslims

>decline bench
>do it anyway

>cable flys
>they're not going anywhere

>Bench Press
> Nothe pressing the bench

...

>sit ups
>i always sit down

>squats
>dimitri and his gang still don't accept you

>hammer curls
>you actually curl dumbbells

>military press
>not in the military

>barbell

>no drinks and no ringing

>spooning
>there is no spoon

>good mornings
>my morning was shit

>Medicine balls
>No prescription medication in the balls

>Sun Salutations
>I do yoga indoors

>dumbbells
>weights are sentient to begin with

>This autistic thread again

>cleans
>haven't showered in days

>funnythread
>not funny/original at all...

*aren't. it wasn't funny anyways

>donkey kicks
>human
>using arms

>incline bench
>do it anyway

>Clean and jerk

>Sumo Deadlift
>I'm not a weeaboo

>Clean and jerk

>isn't this counter productive?

>Preworkout
>But I'll be too tired

kek

>Warm up
>Doesn't increase temperature

>French Press
>But they usually retreat

>Ab Planks
>Board after one set

>Chin Ups.
>I'm still depressed.

>snatch
>can't get any

My fucking sides, these ones got me

Well, that would be the idea. It would be pretty stupid to intentionally do an exercise that would literally kill you.

underrated

>deficit deadlift
>actually quite abundant

>leg extensions
>still a manlet

>clean&jerk
>didn't clean after jerking

You don't need a skeleton to live

>Crunches
>I'm not even eating

>Taking supplements that increase free test
>Still haven't received any

>Convinced I'll never make it unless I roid my ass off
>Ass is fine but my balls shrunk

>bench press
>not pressing the bench

>Leg extensions
>Still a manlet

>dumbbell flies
>haven't seen it since then

>Front squat
>This guy never pays up

>EZ curl
>it ain't

Are finns even human?

>lunge
>ids breghfast

Kekoruni

No. This one does not work.

>deadlift
>not an undertaker

>glute bridge
>can't walk across my backside

underrated af

audibly keked

>preacher curls
>atheist

>snatch pull
>virgin

>Clean and jerk
>I'm a nice guy

>Calf raises
>I'm not the parent to an adolescent cow

>Do Arnold Press
>my name isn't Arnold

summer is over go to the fucking school

>shrugs
>still care

>Starting strength
>Doesn't get strength

This senpai

fuckin kek
underrated