Sacred Deer Returns

It's that time again.

Am I imagining I have itchy nips?

deer do you drink white monsters?

... I'm gonna take that as a no, I'm not imagining it. Time for aromasin! Cheers deer! Here's a butt offering.

Am I going to actually cut after I finish my bulk?

Should I stop at 105?

Should I brew some coffee now?

Will my new schedule allow for gains?

am i gonna make it

should I finish the book I'm reading?

Will I ever touch a girl again in my entire life?

Will I make considerable gains if I keep on the path I'm on now with my roommate and my friend?

>Will I make considerable gains if I keep on the path I'm on now with my roommate and my friend?

should i talk to her?

Am I going to drop out of college or will I get my shit together and do things right and graduate?

has the sacred deer changed his mind on whether or not I'll enjoy my college experience

Rollling

sick, will I get laid tonight/thursday?

reroll

do i have any chance tomorrow?

>9
deer pls

ami gon bNG HER

Does he secretly have feelings for me?

Am I going to make unreal gains this week

Should I jerk it before I sleep tonight?

OP its sacral deer not sacred, get it right.

Sacral deer, will I finally stop being a disgusting fat shit this semester and turn my life around?

A..Are you sure?

Will I get a boyfriend if I reach my goal?

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will i make it based deerbro

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU DEER YOU SADKUNT ZYZZ SAID I WOULD MAKE IT YOU SHIT TIER IDOL

sacred deer spirit, will I get unga bunga?

Seriously, I know she's into me, is it crazy issues?

is the sacred deer bullshit?

Will I get with her?

lol deer confirmed it twice just to be sure

Are my two friends stupid?

Will my friend get laid in the next month?

Will i ever have a family of my own with children that look up to me the same way i look up to my dad?

is this my year

the only truly question that should be asked

am I gonna MAKE it?

gay

Will it last until i get there? Sacred deer literally hasn't lied to me in 5 years

but what, i will become gay or something?

Did she bang i guy

I will end being alone for the rest of my life?

crippled and alone?

holy fuck will i end alone, crippled and dying young?

am i gonna make it

great, thanks.

Will I lose weight, get ripped, hit 2 pl8, and get a nice loyal qt?

Will I make it in the army and I ever find someone to trust?

Met a grl at coffee place, Will we fuck like rabits?

Will they find the body?

Will I finally lose my handholding virginity?

reroll, it's weight loss

deer bro, will I ever marry a girl as hot as pic related?

will i get good grades this term

whoops forgot the pic

You sure about that?

rolling again

Will i be a navy SEAL

YOU FAT fAGGOT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID THE LAST TIME NOW YOU R VENISON FUCKER

Reroll

Will i get into australian sf

FUCKING HELL LET ME BE A SEAL

Am I gonna bang that girl from work?

Should I go out with the qt I met at uni?

Will my gf ever cheat on me?

IT MATTERS TO ME

Thank based meadownigger

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

will i make it

fuck u deer

dear do you think i will become natty at this rate

My goal seems so far away...will I ever reach it? Is it above my natty limit?

will I make massive gains and achieve god status with body image if i go go as hard hard for longer

will she love me after this cut?

make me navy seal pls

YESSSS

Will I be a big guy

Will she text back?

next chick gets bare rod

Did she like me?

Do they know the secret?

re-roll

Is the kitchen counter still heated?

will it be within this week

am i going to grow any taller? pls

Do any of the girls I'm currently talking to want me?

never roll that again.
Will it be within 3 days?

SACRED DEER, ARE ALL WOMEN SOCIOPATHS?

Should I let a man suck my cock

BUT WHAT OH SACRED DEER? WILL I FIND A WOMAN WHO IS NOT A GAINS GOBLIN/GOLD DIGGER/SLUT/BATSHIT?

Will I lose my virginity in New York City?

sup

My dick?

Well I guess, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Thanks SACRED DEER AI AI DEER FHTAGN!

Will i enter law school this year ??

reroll

Never seen sacral m8, fuck off.

SACRED deer, should this poster khs?

Will I lose my virginity at a hotel in New York City?