Why didn't you slay when you had the chance!

Why didn't you slay when you had the chance!

as someone who is in middle school, girls are nothing like this

stop falling for r9k memes

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Lel b&

because I'm ugly

Well live right across from a middle school and i can say that they do dress like whores. I would still be suprised if they said anything like that though.

And get the fuck out, kid.

Jokes on you, he's 22 years old. Just really dumb

>live right across from a middle school

Have a few female co-workers who occasionally have their daughters with them after school or other shit.

I've never seen these 11-15 yo girls not act like whores. Of course, they learned it from mom. so, storytime.

> Bitch at work is about early 30's , divorced, still decent looking
> Always making veiled comments & innuendo
> Decide to call her on it one day when they're in a pack of bitches
> She doubles down and makes comments that would be harassment if genders were flipped and it got reported.
> She writes down her number right there cuz she's not going to back down.
> Wait a week, just cuz
> Text her, get a hot but non-nude pic almost immediately
> String it along, try to see how kinky she is.
> Likes muscular guys, say my dick looks huge. Protip: your dick is either huge or laughable
> Set up an evening when her two kids are with-ex-husband
> Dinner first at her place
> Not bad, but I cook better. No need to be truthful
> Shit starts. Spank her, face fuck her, etc.
> We get to anal. Bitch, you're going ATM
> Begs for more....
> We finish up much later. Bitch is psycho crazy but insatiable.

> Daughter stops by workplace some months later. Been fucking mom regular
> Obviously member of Future Strippers & Pornstars of America.
> Daughter just like dear old mom.

No need to incriminate yourself but.... you boned her down right?

When I was in middle school I knew this emo girls who was like 12-13. She wasn't a virgin, had a boyfriend, and liked me. If I wasn't a spastic pussy back then I could have banged her. She was a tight little peice too it's not like she was an uggo. Now I'm a 20 year old kissless virgin :^(

Holy shit. I'm old enough to be your teacher.

Damn right in the feels

She was 15. Her & her mom used to get into awesome fights, even at the workplace.

Let's just say there's a now 17yo girl that makes classic Sasha Grey look like a virgin due to my dick.

Dude, you just brought a tear to my eye for real. Goddamn, that's beautiful. As an engaged fag (found a legit good one and she's the bread winner so i get dat money if she cheats) I enjoy living vicariously through such fine gentleman as yourself.

I was 18, and the girl I lost virginity to was 16, still in that sweet zone where it was legal.

She was a ho and taught me things. And this was over a decade ago. Teenage girls have always been whores.

They're worse and more open about it now.
And they watch a lot more pron. Thanks internet!

>she was 15
Prime age, must suck being american.

>must suck to be part of the greatest country in the world
Nah, not really

FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>be me yesterday, 20 year old who missed out on all the teen puss
>neighbor is 18 year old, just out of highschool
>edm loving chick who dresses like OP's pic
>young, petite, nice tits
>I often see her in a midriff and shorts
>I've talked to her a few times, last time she said hi and I gave her a hug
>she's legit everything I wanted in hs but I was too much of a huge pussy faggot to talk to chicks like that
>she's most definitely dating chad

fucking hell brahs... why didn't I just take gear when I was 18... why did I have to take up engineering and banish myself from girls forever... I'd rather I lived the zyzz lifestyle and die early rather than the stupid fuckshit I put up with now.

I'm 22. How do I bang 18 year olds

Kek!

It's never too late. If you've got a bit of money and a decent dick, just remember the whore/innocent ration is almost a divide by zero

>legit everything I wanted
>talked to her a few times

She aint. Just a typical whore. No one that sincerely enjoys EDM and goes out regularly for it has a decent personality.

>tfw 26
>tfw look between 19-22
>tfw i can still trick young sluts
>tfw giggity
>tfw i have no face

it just irks me that if I were zyzz i could be banging chicks like that all the time.

time to become a sick cunt fuckit im still young

I was in middle school in 2011. Like 99.5% of middle schoolers don't have sex...girls may dress a little slutty but it's just to look older/more fashionable. And even though a lot of the boys want it, fucking no one is getting it. In terms of having sex, middle school is still a pretty innocent time
Your view of the world is unrealistic and pessimistic

Ask them about their favorite hobbies lol

WV checking in, bro, we had plenty of girls who were noticably pregnant in the 8th grade.

Maybe I should have mentioned that I grew up in an upper middle class neighborhood

I remember Linda, some half or full Hispanic chick in 6th grade damn near grabbed my crotch. Being the good Christian boy I was, I promptly fled and avoided her for the rest of my life.

stop!!!!!!! you'll ruin their percieved hatred of women stemming from their sexuality and not because they wont date them!

I'll add another one too I just recalled. Went to grope this other 8th grade girls breasts (probably a c cup at the time). I was just trying to get her to freak out, but she had the deadest deadpan expression on her face, like "what? You won't do it." You were right bleach blonde girl.

This so much
My first gf told me a story about how she wore makeup and short skirts at a young age and was just baffled at guys catcalling her, she had no idea what they wanted and told me she later on realized what was going on and felt stupid

This site is really unhealthy in general and perpetuates a very negative mind set of either echoing failures and dwelling on the past or people overinflating their own achievements and purposfully causing inferiority among others simply out of spite

>be me 8th grade
>girl and I making out between bungalows
>I get hard
>"That's it user?" Giggle
>I walk away defeated
> Find out she's been taking 8" dick ever since she was raped by her dad
>kek

>rape
>kek
idk man that carrying a scar all your life. Murder is fine though

>tfw late bloomer
>never without a gf for even a week up to 9th grade, then changed school
>never went past kissing and cuddling
>all my ex gfs turned into sloots
It was still nice. After that I turned down 2 girls because I was after a total cutie who never gave me the time of day. One of which was a fucking national youth athlete. In hindsight: I'm a retard.

It's horrible she got raped. It just made sense why she was so sexual active and expected adult penor from a 8th grader. Her judgement really fucked with my head for a long time but when I heard what happened I had to laugh about how my childish brain processed what she said.

True dat m8, can't deny that they're hot. Hell,I think I'm pretty average looking but at this point I'd bang pretty much anyone that wasn't downright fat or emaciated.

kek we had one girl in a class below us that EVERYONE wanted to fuck but she appeared a total prude
then she turned 18 and went into porn, really nasty stuff, too

how the fuck did you even come across this website?

Now you have to give us her name. Or post a link to one of her videos.

WV, you don't count as part of society and you know it.

Nice

Because kids can't have lateral orbital rim implants and don't have easy access to steroids

Wait until your luck runs out and she finds a guy who supports her, triple dubs

kek see ya

Dude, where's my source?

Banhammer imminent.

w e w

anyone else watching the dub count?

forgot to add these guys

^^^^^^^das me bb

am I the only one seeing this?

this is what house parties are for, go to one quick and take her with you

>not 99
>yablewit.jpg

fuckoff m8

>take up engineering and banish myself from girls forever
i fucking hate this MEME. you can still get girls while in school. just shut up you arent smart for being in engineering you are just a faggot.
t. engineer student fag

Fuck I wish I had a van.

Heh, see you later kiddo.

I did why wouldn't I?

The next generation has arrived.

Veeky Forums lives on

>take up engineering and banish myself from girls
Fuck this feel for real, engineering school is the worst

>as someone who is in middle school, girls are nothing like this
as someone who works in a fuckload of schools both public and private, believe me there are plenty of turbosluts teenagers in all of them, there is not a single school without at least a couple of pregnant teenage girls and the ones that arent dumb are usually party sluts that only date older men with money

I wish dude. I'm 23 and I look 30 so I end up with almost exclusively women older than me. I don't even know how to have a conversation with girls that young though so that could be part of the problem.

I think that's what he's saying.
The girl in the middleschool section is depicted as "pure", he's saying that they're not.

I agree though.
The thought that sluttery is reserved for girls above a certain age is stupid.

As soon as a girl hits puberty, her sluttiness kicks in, not that she likely wasn't a cunt beforehand.

It's the way our society values women.
Most standards and expectations are placed on men.

Women don't have to do much other than look pretty(which really means average or better), and if they happen to fail at that, then they always have the option of doing the same work as men, while still enjoying other "privileges" such as near immunity and favor in court, etc.

>that first get

>muh secret club

desu I was a real faggot, Idk didn't want to pressure her, bitch left me three years later and fucked the first guy after and here's here I am the asshole, I took her back, we still didn't fuck, she dates another guy who is 7 years older (she is twenty now) she fucks him, he moves in with her, dumb slut shit, and here I am now still talking to her and sure we have fucked but loving her has only been six years of disappointment and I am dead inside. She wrote a note that says I am so sorry the other day when we were fighting about her scaring me in the past but I am just so disappointed

When I was in middle school, girls dressed like this on summer days, but didn't really act slutty. Some of them were, but that is expected in any group.

HERE
WE
GO

RRREEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

You'll keep pining for her until you accept that there is nothing special about her, except that image you have built up.
Let it go, there's plenty of better people, each with their own personalities, quirks, looks, mannerisms that you'll eventually come to like just as you like hers.

>america
>country

US education right there

Looks more like pedantry and autism.

whats going on here?

>only women I attract are middle aged filipino mothers

Thats my fetish.

Milves are a gift from heaven

>My first gf told me a story about how she wore makeup and short skirts at a young age and was just baffled at guys catcalling her, she had no idea what they wanted and told me she later on realized what was going on and felt stupid

and you believe her...

I first read that as middle school filipino mothers and was a bit confused, but I guess that's pretty common there.

>27
>Only look it when I have facial hair
>shave, look 22 or 23
>been like this since I was 22
>tfw since 19 I've been able to fuck prime pussy, 17-23 y/o

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almost bingo

Ban this kid already
And I thought like this too for most girls then you learn from your Chad friend who fucked them how slutty they truly.Also am sure they dress like total prostitutes because they feel like it right??