Does eating ass fit your macros ?

Yum aids AND pinkeye

why is Veeky Forums so obsessed with eating black women's asses?

me on the left

Because they taste good. My Ex tasted like fruit.

>tfw no guava flavored gf

That was cocoa butter user

The scary thing was her asshole tasted 10x better than her pusi.

Excrement tastes like fruit? Da fuq?

I eat thicc husbando manpussy all the time, I love it, could go down a sweet juicy man ass all day

Srs? Are u Grill?

Her asshole did at least. I never ate her excrement, sicko.

Yeah serious but I'm a boy, no homo though

>tfw I licked my ex-gf's asshole after she would take a shit
>tfw it tasted sweet, there was some shit left
>tfw dat aroma
>tfw did it only twice
>tfw I want to do it every day all day
>tfw got a boner just from writing this
>tfw I'll never have a girl like her

your face is those two guys?

...

Of course you did. You convinced yourself it tastes like fruit.

>no homo
Good. I almost thought you're a faggot. As long as balls don't touch.

why did she dump you?

i was 69'ing a woman and i had the urge to lick her poo pi doo di poop hole but i never it was just there infront of my face

we were young, she wanted better. didn't have similar intersts, sex was meh-tier etc. funny thing my other gf didn't want me to lick her ass. she hated it. she broke up with me too, for the same reasons.

Kiefer Sutherland, WHY?!

Current gf ass and pussy smell like death. Even after showering and then me going down on her its like 2 minutes and BAM the fucking smell.

Also her asshole looks like chewed out gum. Jesus fucking christ I always manage to find the worst.

tfw when a long term relationship ended very badly but she had the cleanest and hottest genitalia ever. 10/10.

That's fuckin disgusting user.

Is tonguing negro shithole a new Veeky Forums meme?

90% of asses are inedible 90% of the time

and even then you gotta watch out

/pol/ is that way, faggot.

she might have an infection
tell her to get checked

Going to have to tell her to go to the doctor. They'll clear that shit up real quick. Good luck breaking the news in a non offensive/embarrassing way for her.

The chewed out asshole is permanent though. You're fucked on that case

>faggot

Excuse me, YOU go back to /pol/, fucking shitlord.

Fruit and nut user, fruit and nut.

Feelsbadman/iktfb

>Good luck breaking the news in a non offensive/embarrassing way for her.

>The chewed out asshole is permanent though. You're fucked on that case

Im fucked.

Why would you eat out of gorilla's ass?

because he was a shit eater?

Godspeed, user.

Dude, just tell her like this ->

Hey cutiepie, you know I think you are super hot and crazy nice, theres not really any nice way to say this in a super good way so I am just gonna say it. Sometimes when I go down on you I cant help but notice that there is some bad smell. I dunno when it started but I think it is important to get checked out since it could be something with your health.

>If she reacts negatively ->
Yeah, I know this is embarrasing. You know I just care for you and I just want you to be safe.

>If she reacts positively (doesnt get offended) ->
Give her the thumbs up

EZ katka

or simply go
>oi yer cunt is foul
and see what happens

also don't forget the camera

>That way
>Doesn't even post the board
You dun fucked up

I've had this and told a girl her pussy smelled like rotten fruit. She ended up getting checked out, was an infection, shit cleared up and she thanked me. She was embarrassed but at least she found out.

you're mentally fucking retarded and should delete your fucking life

shit, wanna exterminate whoever's not a manlet now

those big guys make me look bad, feels bad all of sudden

would you put your face on a bare toilet seat?

lol

"high test" girls = fatties

tbf, there's nothing wrong with fucking a thicc girl.

there's a thin line between thicc and actually FAT, so you have to be careful and examine carefully while they're clothed.

How about sucking dicks? Do they fit macros?

What is this from?

Watermelon?

>offended by racism
>uses homophobia

Nigger detected

you're not really swallowing anything are you?
it's like chewing gum

Plastic as fuck

HOW CAN YOU EVEN EAT ASS AND BE HEALTHY/ALIVE?

YOU CAN GET 20 DIFFERENT INFECTIOUS DISEASES FROM HER SHIT

OUR BOWELS ARE LITTERED WITH BACTERIA AND VIRUSES

WHAT THE FUCK?

Ppl clean their asses in America

Unless you finger fuck your anus with toilet paper then have an enema with soap

You will 100% eat shit.

>Ppl clean their asses in America
>talks about anuses
>amerifats in charge of reaching their back
Work on your reading comprehension.

>yuropoors in charge of not having Arab semen in their assholes

Wow, you got triggered pretty easily, son.
Let's just calm down and post maymays, okay buddy?

>originally posts a meme
>mocks people for posting memes

Go suck off a Somali