What can I do before a date or before clubbing to be more attractive?

But no one is defending anyone?

before is gf tier qt look.

>Do tell how you prepare for this
Not him but if you worry alot you become tense and more inclined to make mistakes and be akwards about it
Relax and dont worry about things prevents some autism

Wear a nice scent
Seriously

Maybe this is weird but there's this guy whose name I don't know and who's face I barely remember (he was with a girl already so I stepped off) that just regularly pops in my mind just because of how damn good he smelled

agreed

Hello, m'lady. What are some scents you would recommend?

I'm completely useless at that because I don't actually know many male fragrances
One that I know and hate is one million, that shit fucking reeks to me. My (gay) friend loves it tho.

She's super cute in the first pic.

As a dude don't get anything that reeks of candy (like most of the axe shit), I use those lemony/fresh/ice ones like armani sport code for example or axe marine after shave

ultimately go to a store and tryd shit that you like, maybe you're a sandalwood guy, musky or whatever

Music and alcohol are there to get people in the "zone", this kind of "fun" mental state where they have low inhibition (aka they are more spontaneous and dont overanalyze stuff).
To get in state its a good idea to start interactions with strangers. Be it just smalltalk with a store clerk, or making a fool out of yourself (eg. telling random people corny jokes), it WILL lower your inhibitions. You can even start by asking people for the time/directions and work your way up from there. Treat it as a sort of social warmup. I know its autistic but it works.
Also working out the same day will shuffle your hormonal profile a bit, making you more confident/relaxed.

>a couple hours
If you have noticeble pump after a couple hours you probably suffer from some circulation problem.

sometimes when I am so fucking spaced out from insomnia fucking opportunities arise everywhere

chicks are suddenly nicer, work is more bearable but driving is a fucking nightmare

so kids, don't sleep, you'll give less of a fuck but don't drive

MMM replica: by the fireplace

Before
>cute girl next door

After
>tranny

Not a lady but my most complimented cologne is La'nuit de l'homme. You can get it at JC Penny's or Macy's.

If you've got money look into Creed Aventus. Smells nice but it's pretty expensive.

The key is to not wear stuff that's popular with other guys (Aqua di Gio, Axe, etc). You're just gonna remind a girl of someone else. You wanna have your own unique smell

I liked the first pic better

Veeky Forumscist here, other safe bets: YSL L'Homme Libre, Bleu de Chanel, Hermès Terre d'Hermès, Chanel
ÉGOÏSTE, Prada Amber.

>tfw no thick hair gf

find the guy with teh biggest dick and suck on it while fingering your asshole.

this tb completely h with you, famalams

I dont understand why women wear make up. 99% of the time they look better without it.

It's the hair in the first pic that's much more attractive than the basic bitch get up she has in the second one. Thick and curly/wavy hair on grills is the shit

Cocaine.

She went from an Annabelle to a Stacy

she's also smiling with her eyes in the first one, that is what gets me the most.

Fuck you faggots, i'd raw dog the right version.

Eau de toilette, never hurts to smell nice

get a pump

I bet she's wearing some makeup in the first one as well

lol @ women

which pornstar is that?

First pic. Nice comfy girlfriend who you wake up to and kiss on the lips.

second pic. Stupid stacy bitch caked in makeup.

Women please don't do this. Makeup is fine. Taking care of your hair is fine but don't make yourself look like a generic stacy. Personality in the face is important. She probably hates her bags under her eyes and big cheeks and large chin but those things give her face personality and without them she looks BORING

Have good genetics

if you don't it's already over boyo

She's fucking with you, the guy smelled good because he has good genetics, good immune system, good health, high test etc.

Srs

this desu

only fix the thing on cheeks and you are good to go

I always feel like taking mdma before meeting with a girl just to be my best self. I want to kill myself. Never do it because of pupils and sweat so it would be obvious but damn...

>my gay friend loves it tho
Interesting

Alaina Fox, enjoy your wank

This. Seriously. I haven't done blow in years but when I did and went to the strip club or regular club and girls found out I had some white on me they would be all over my dick.

>mfw gave a girl 2 bumps and she gave me a blow job behind Club Space in Miami.

ever tried microdosing acid friendo?

No but i have done acid about 3 times, i figure i will get a lot of anxiety. I am very anxious already and take SSRI

try microdosing acid friendo

sub-perceptible. i'm talking 25 mcg or less

Please describe the effects for me

you barely notice it at all. It might feel like a mild caffeine high. Kind of like the first 30 or so minutes of a (light) acid trip. But you'll find that things just go slightly better. Your mood will be better, you'll be more creative. Every time I've microdosed acid I've had a good day. For the price of a coffee that's not bad.

Do you just divide a regular blotter of 120uq in 4 and eat 1 in the morning? They are fucking small

yup. It's not too hard with an x-acto knife. Or just break it up, put the pieces in a glass of water, and measure out 1/4th of it

First pic best pic. Nice to know she could look like a cheap whore for every once in a while though.

What a fucking autist.

>cologne
women are like blood hounds for smell. This is very important for a date. I recommend Acqua di Gio EDT for a date.
>shave and trim
make sure your face looks as good as possible. Women focus on face far more than men think. Getting rid of stray hairs and such is important.
>good shoes
Get shoes that make you taller, especially if you're a manlet. Not like 3 inch lifts, but adding an extra inch or inch and a half can be a huge plus especially if you're below 5'10''.
>good cloths
Just make sure you're dressed well. You can look up outfits online.

hmm i considered 5-HTP have u tried that?

Girl on the left is a cutie, I like the natural look

>Girl on the left is a cutie
Its the same girl, retard

When you say it like that, it sounds absolutely autistic but it is true. Women pick up on pheromones and say the dude "smells good". They are way, way better at it than men, but a lot of men can do it too. If you ever wondered why the girls you like generally smell good too, that's why.

All the same, cologne helps too. It accentuates and imitates good pheromones. It also gives you a distinct smell. People are really subconscious creatures. Having good times with people while you smell a certain way will make them think of you and those good times when they smell that scent again.

Micro-dosing acid is good. There's other things you can take to calm down your nerves too.

The disclaimer here is don't be reliant on this shit. This is like that guy who has to put 10 scoops of pre-workout in his shake to feel anything because he's built up such an immunity. Becoming reliant on drugs to stay calm can fuck with you.

My advice is take enough to chill out, then try to imitate being that chill the next time you go out. Fake it till you make it, basically. If you end up reliant on acid or something, you'll eventually find yourself in a situation where you can't get acid and sperg out.

She objectively did not, you just like the girl on the left because you have sour grapes about women who are too attractive. They burned you in the past, so you learned to settle fo the ugglies.

That being said, that much make up makes her look like a whore. Pump and dump.

nope

Clubbing seals is wrong, user. It's 2016.

>boom

shave your pubes

I want to call you a fag, but you are not wrong. Maybe we both are fags.

Yes but a different look/picture retard

who is this jizm prizm?

She looks so much better with out the make up.

But its still the same fucking girl you dumbass
Let me help you, since youre inept
>The girl looks better on the left
You are welcome

>all her vids are girl on girl or incest fantasies

eew, dropped.

As an actual autism (clinically tested), I started to just not worry and just be positive and bubbly and not give a fuck, literally over night I went from awkward cunt to having bitches piling on top of me at parties.

You can literally do anything if you are confident, positive and decently swole. showed a grill my pokemon card collection, sat and ate oats and proton shake in front of her then stood and mired myself in the mirror for 5 mins and she still wanted to fug me. didn't even have to compliment her or anything, was good

Agreed.

>just not worry and just be positive and bubbly
haha right why don't I just do that

> just beeee urself :3

I know it's been said a hundred times probably but she's way cuter in the first pic
In the second pic she looks like any generic stuck up whore.

I'm calling bullshit. If the left picture were more attractive, why do all celebrities and models do their makeup like the right picture?

Good fucking question bruv.
In some cases (IE Taylor Swift) they do look better with makeup.
Also, left has a 'cute girl next door' look, right has a 'high class prissy bitch' look, which one do you think celebrities prefer to look like?
But unless the girl has any bad skin problems. she'd usually be better off without makeup.

...

so left is attainable gf, and right is unattainable girl who would probably reject you?

No, left is attractive cute girl, right is unattractive plastic vain bitch.

Right is not more attractive but 'intimidting', she's just less attractive and looks like a bitch. Female equivalent of an overroided guido.

Go outside much?

good response.

Bahhahahahahhahaha fucking BETA ASS BITCH

Because of two things:

1) With subtle makeup she would look good in person but on a TV screen the right version is easier to look at. Just look at the thumbnail, that's the TV experience right there. Right version is all smooth, like airbrushed, that's the look that works on TV, it's a simplified version of what people actually look like, for a simplified version of looking at people.

2) Another thing about TV / on camera shit in general is the lighting. Everything looks weird in artificial lighting. Normal, healthy skin looks sickly under the fake lighting, so that's some more points for the makeup look as well.

what is it about redditors that can't even use a meme in the right context?

She looks cuter on the left pic, actually. Right pic makes her look like a diseased porn actress.

I guess that's why most girls wear makeup then.

Why is Nicki Minaj blasted on parties, radio stations and jewtube?

We don't know. Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's fucking retarded.

She is a porn actress you dumbass bitch nigger.

Huh. I never thought of it that way.

Makes sense though.

fast for 20+ hours, dropping all of your water weight, making your face/jaw/neck/body appear much leaner than you actually are.

...wow, you were right. Image search shows her to be one Alaina Fox.

Such a pity, she has the perfect qt look without makeup.

Whos the urethra barista?

Run and take a cold, long shower. And spray something that smells nice.

I don't understand why guys think that women are going to be attracted to some spray you bought. Are you attracted to women's perfume? I think perfumes smell awful and I can't have that radical of an opinion on what makes me biologically attracted to women. What really smells good are their pheromones. And guess what, if you meet an acceptable level of attractiveness to them, you will smell good to. Women probably like the smell of body odor on a man. Think of all the posts on here talking about smelling the girls ass or what they would be like after a workout. It's probably works vice versa.

It's like the halo effect, where if you have face frame and height you will do no wrong. Smell doesn't matter or will only affect you depending on the established circumstances.

I kno rite what a bunch of cucks XD

>being this new
get off the internet and don't come back

The guy was actually a manlet

Dude stop being autistic
It was 100% the smell of fragrance, I didn't even get the chance to get close enough to smell body odor
It was the fragrance that made an impression