The Tragic Lack of Assthetics

What does a girl like this have to do to get a nice butt?

Kill herself and hope to reincarnate as a latina

just find a man who has a secret paedophilia tendencies and likes women who looks like 12 year old girls. just accept that every man you will meet is an undercover-pedo

I sport a pretty nice butt for a dude.

She can come get mine.

>see what I did there ?

Squat, barbell hip thrusts, that's really it.

>latina

Being born Japanese is a great privilege.

>barbell hip thrusts
nice meme

Bend over.

only low IQ people lust after butts

it's all about VO2 max bros

>VO2 max
wtf is that?

>wtf is that?
stupid shit

>iktf senpai

have tits but no ass... feels really bad

Get that ass surgery that the brazillians get.

Remember the plastic surgery capitals.
Tits in japan
Ass in brazil
Face in korea
Dick embiggenment in california
Sex change in taiwan
Lipo from anywhere

I don't want to be a サイボーグ

>サイボーグ

>actually answering the question
fuck off try hard

MAXimum Volume of O2 in your lungs

At least you have tits.

>wanting a girl with higher oxygen uptake efficiency than you

Why do you want to be emasculated? Mommy fetish?

Is VO2 max good for sex?

First makeup now this

why do you assume that I have low VO2 max? Maybe I want to find a girl with whom I can go for runs, you know, like do sports together?

aka hakuna matatas
TITS, hjes talking about BOOBS you fucking redneck inbread mongoloid from sri lanka. Everythng has to explained, jesus