ITT: Kryptonite

ITT: Kryptonite

this stupid fucking pizza is unreal

tripletas are deliciously evil

thats pudding though

>tfw I ate my 7th tub of peanut butter in 7 days
kill me

You're killing yourself user

I saw a similar thing said in another thread awhile ago. Was that you as well, or is this just more common than I thought?

I'll only eat 6 turns into at least 20

Not him, but I have no self control when it comes to peanut butter. I live in Sweden though so it's not very common and semi-expensive

I thought peanut butter was semi-healthy?

It is, assuming that it isn't filled with sugar. That doesn't mean it isn't super calorically dense.

Fuck these things
I used to buy 1 package a month

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Cheap bourbon. If it's expensive I can control myself do to cost, if it's cheap rotgut I'll kill the bottle.

Beer. Both Real ale and craft beer. I work with it and want to brew it as a career when i'm done with uni, so moderating my intake of it is tough

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>walk to the dairy section
>ready to eat brownie batter
>ready to eat cookie dough
>cookie dip with whip
>1/4th cup = 280 calories

Please god kill me

My workplace. Literally drink 10 cups of coffee a day, sample various combinations throughout my shifts, eat those stupid tomato mozzarella paninis and ham n cheese sandwiches and cakepops because
>free food

>program gives free pizza
>me and a friend eat 3 slices each

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FUCK
Also this Preferably together

Holy fuck you sound like a boring person

I'm the coke user, how the fuck are some boring ass crackers your kryptonite

proten is god tier bulking food tho

Britanons will know what i'm talking about

cocaine

Checkers chicken bites is when they have them or the spicy chicken sandwiches

Actually I've been good lately and still buzzed for the first time in a while so ima get me some chicken bites box with franks hot sauce nigga

Can you make a trip since you're clearly the same guy from the other thread.

That looks like some doggie on that plate

Thats a bad idea user

Jamaican food

It's not too unhealthy, but it's 100 calories per tablespoon. That shit adds up

Ja making me puke

kek

Microwave burgers. I know theyre shit. I know..but..damn..i have a cheat day once every 2 weeks and on that day i eat 2 of these..im not gonna make it

>Dominos
>Literally the lowest tier of pizza chains

I live in the deep south, so my town has 3 local ice cream shops, a baskin robins, and a sonic.

I keep a tub of syntha 6 on hand if I get a milkshake craving outside of my cheat meal.

I mean these taste good but eating just one makes me sick from how sweet they are. I don't think my body would even accept more than one at a time.

my brother and i call them "scrummies", because 2 years ago we went to Ireland and went through a fuckton of these. I'm talking ~2-3 of these every time we went to a store. anyways, on the package it says something about them having a "delicious, scrummy filling". what the fuck is a scrummy?

ill eat a god damn big ass party size thing of peanut butter m&ms or reeses peanut butter cups in a couple days if i have it in the house

>cancer, the thread

Feeling hungry is my kryptonite. I love knowing I am conquering one of mankinds most primal urges. The satisfaction I get from beating basic human instinct is better than any meal.

Sometimes I drop to as low as 200 calories a day. But it's fucking me up. I'm losing hair, irritable, very little muscle, bad skin, clothes don't fit me etc etc.

conquer it to death, user :^)

Fucking Lemon Pepper Chicken Wings. I order 50/50 spicy ones but this shit is great. Greasy AF tho

How is peanut butter even bad?

I eat it all the time. The niacin makes my hair grow like crazy. Plus it packed with nutrients and proteins. Just buy a healthier brand with less sugars and oils.

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Damn, that sounds fancy. Peanut butter is sadly expensive as fuck where I'm from and I don't get any variety.

>implying little caesars isn't lower

Is this image for ants?

wait, is peanut butter a meme?

i've been eating it basically every day to bulk

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Dude, this has to end.

who /cheesecake/ here

nothing wrong with eating peeny butter

>that first sip of the day

God dammit why did I find this so funny

me, luckily I don't go to cafes very often so it's still a rare treat.

That's you but I bought the party cake flavor and nearly ate 6 in a row. My mouth fucking unleashes a waterfall of saliva smelling them alone.

yooo man i'm going to jamaica for two weeks tomorrow with unlimited food, what do you recommend besides jerk chicken?

>not telepizza

FUCK YALL

It's a bulkers best friend.

Rum roasted plantains are the best

I used to it half a bag of these with butter and sometimes peanut butter

>That first creamy texture
>The fucking taste
>The crunchy comes now
>Oh my god
>My tongue begs for more
>just one more
>repeat until tub is dead.

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desu

you all sound like youre starving to death. Is this how it has to be if you want to be cut?

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>y'all

Lil' sumthin' for mah southern bros

Where my niggas at?

cheesecake is the best. Though haven't eaten one in a long time.
Best time of my life was when I had my high school graduation party and there was this divine gingerbread cheese cake and I had like three of the whole cakes left after it.
have to eat at least a pack per day

How much sodium is that?

>tastes like happiness
>Makes me not anxious
>cheap

Literally cant even keep any in the house

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A lot

Get some self control, user

>Family has tons of birthdays through the year
>constantly getting together and there is always Icecream Cake
>sometimes they get two cakes the second usually being cheesecake
Send help.

Whataburger or Chick Fil A

>crytonite

Underrated

Baby back ribs.

Why do they have to be so fucking good?

Time to invest in some running shoes.

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Is it Green Choice Organic Peanut Butter (99.3% jordnötter)? We don't have it in finland so whenever I visit my relatives in sweden I buy like 4-6 jars of it.
The absolutely best PB I've ever eaten.

fucking kek

>is this image for ants?
it's not even hard to see you fucking blind autist

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Ma niggah

Not memeing, Im fucking addicted to this shit and I need to stop.

Pizza.
I used to literally eat a large pizza by myself like two or three times a week.

Your heart is going to give out if you keep this up

lmao who remember zimzam trial

>jaffa calling

I know, and thats why Im trying to cut out the shit

Getting all hot and sweaty just thinking of them

FUCK
FUUUUUCK

Ironically I can never get any of them because nobody sells the ones I want

wtf that looks fucking disgusting.

These things are no joke.

I know what you mean. I cannot just have one I always have to demolish the whole pack.

Chocolate
Licorice
Ice cream
Chocolate covered nuts
Cookies
Oreos
Cheese

I've been eating at least one of these every day for the past few months, does anyone have some advice on how to stop?