Roiding for this

A school girls swim suit with years of semen build up on it.

Reminds me of my shirt of a thousand loads actually.

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>shirt of a thousand loads

So a jizz rag? You make it sound like RPG loot.

Why does it look like it's caked in shit? Semen turns into dried baby shit?

Imagine how much it's worth. You could probably sell it off to some fetishist collector for some enchanted anal beads.

it dries, it builds up, you get molds and bacterial growth on it. why are you surprised it turns brown?

You're all just bitter someone you consider below you and ugly wouldn't even fuck you.

Wot

I usually just use an old shirt once or twice then get rid of it, that is quite fucked sir

The autism guy with a crush is posting for tendies again.

O

Na it's cool, it's actually entertaining to see someone this butt mad about me.

Have a non rare pic you sillys

>Tfw no cheekie gf

Pls come to Ontario

I want to lick your veins

Perfect reaction image for this lmao

Cheekie pls I'm still waiting for lewds n newds, been edging for days. Don't leave me hanging pls bby gurl

FUCK ME I WAS EATING

guys, we have this EXACT same thread like 2x a day. if you guys want to speak to the girl so badly just get her info or some shit.

TL;DR: Fuck off, OP

I would if I could, it's far better than my place
you spelled penis wrong
Do you really wanna see it? :) I swear to god I recently posted on /hm/ if you dig there deep enough you'll find it
Ya if they wanted my noods then all they had to do is ask so that I can take them to /hm/
I love talking about myself

Kek

Did you make a thread?

Penis/veins w/e, we need those nudz

Maybe, maybe not. No one except me and OP will know the truth maine. But that doesn't matter, I'm just here to poke at people and lurk on cbt and all the weird shenanigans.

Yes pls. I even went there to check, finally found a board more homosex than Veeky Forums, although it's pretty close

No no I mean did you make a thread in hm?

They both gay af maine
I could post my body pre comp with my face hidden and I could probably pull in some gay boys

hey azn bby u like bbc

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That's the whitest "black" cock I've ever seen. You have vitiligo? Albinism?

Post yours if it's so big

stop trying to read my books, hop on my genitals

We want cheeckies penis not yours

I never said mine was hung maine
Wonder why most doods don't post legs, I'm more a leg girl. And is Veeky Forums making you gay dood? I literally look like a man

Most people don't normally leave semen sitting around long enough to know it can even do that, it's sad really.

shut up ho, we have so much in common
both
[X]members of itty bitty titty committee
[X]cocks
[X]minorities

hoog legs are for guys with small dicks and nutsacks, I'm more of a gloot/lower back guy thats why I dead lmao7plaet, anyway ur loss if u dun want my fuk.

gun go suk sum dik, ttyl

would you fuck me?

( ) Roid committee?
You sound purdy confident about yo self, keep it up. ttyl bb

The fuk happened to your trip you lil shit

yes or no?

I think someone is writing too much Veeky Forums fan fic...

dodges again. you would wouldn't you?

Nudes

Don't worry dude he's all yours.
/hm/ pls

cheekie pls

If I was a female, I'd stop short of the point where my tits became pecs.

Come out of the closet already sheesh
But instead you've got a gyno

>looks like a man from roids
>posts nudes
>calls Veeky Forums autists gay for finding her attractive
i like your style

Ok cheeks you got me, I'm totally gay4u. Now let's see those hot manly pecs

>>posts nudes
I wanna see, let me jack my self off then. and yes, if a guy fell for my body, then I would think that they are little gay.
You gotta be full homo, not half assed homo

Let's see
[x] browses Veeky Forums
[x] finds flat-chested, roided girls attractive

seems pretty full to me

Nice foreskin.

LMAO

You're getting there still not quite 100% gay
Oh for a sec I thought that was my clit pic

I could strangle your frail neck with my dick, desu. Shit.. I'm so much taller than you, you could litrelly stand up straight flexing your flimsy arms without even bending your knees the slightest while sucking me off.

This thread is going to get me fired.

Damn dude, don't know what else to tell you then. Your standards for 100% homo are a lot higher than mine I guess. Still wanna see dem newds tho

Now how many of you guys fantasized this happening while reading that? kek
I love playin hard to get

>i have the weirdest boner right now

phimosis/10

Listen, when you eventually come down here to Australia and your on your feet slobbering on my cock with the force of one of those fancy Dyson vacuums. I want you to stop briefly every few minutes or so just so you can say; "me love u long time white master"

Wouldn't want to drop a Hiroshima on your ass.

>hurr durrrrrr phimosis brooo

Here, have another picture of my semi hard cock. Stick it up on your wall, send it to your mum etc..

Nice close up for you, bitch tits boy.

>The lonely
Veeky Forums edition

>rotting pile of semen cultivates bacteria specially designed to eat hot cum
>user's dick tip gets contaminated
>deadly ballkiller bacteria eats his balls from the inside out
>doctors say "we've never seen anything like it, its very exciting, we are really having a ball here"

Your little clit must be in such a pain for staying erect for me for this long.

Us white men are far superior compared to the Asian and black men you are used to pegging, staying erect is nothing, even when faced with the challenge of staying erect for a female that has the face of a hemorrhoid, and has the chest of a chicken.

It's nothing but a game to me.

>Do you really wanna see it? :) I swear to god I recently posted on /hm/ if you dig there deep enough you'll find it

>Just look at pictures of gay men for a few hours i totally posted nudes there just search for a long time ;) :) ;^) :) ;^)

>Us white men are far superior
This always makes me laugh

.t subhuman

whatever you want to believe bb

I thank god everyday for making me white, i couldn't handle life being an inferior nigger / Indian / Mexican / Asian etc..

It feels great being white.

good for you bb, that's all you got to show. I love my tacos and climbing over walls.

wenk
Enough wit the blabbering and post more of your clit

>Running away because your country is a shit hole
>Too stupid and unable to fix your situation or your country like us whites have been doing for centuries

You'll always be nothing more but the gum under my shoe.

lol it's hard being sarcastic online. Now quit interrupting my fap session big boy.

i like to masturbate

Doesn't look like it's "hard" being the inferior spic you are, wetback. Enjoy living life as the gum under peoples shoes in the US OF A, where you have contributed nothing but taco shells and crime.

By the way, start using deodorant you smelly peasant.

There's nothing to fap to cause a certain someone is too scared to post her nudes

Making me smile user-kun, gotta go to bed now. Have a business to keep running tomorrow.

Her roid clit is enough.

>I can post myself vaping?

Is hayashi jap?
Do you speak the 日本語?

>I can post myself vaping?
if you're naked *wenk*

>using a mouth fedora non-ironically

日本語喋れるよ(・ω・)ノ
It's candy cane flavor maine... ofc non nicotine

VAPEするより、俺のデカイチンポを吸った方がいい (^___^)

Did anyone go to hm

no but you should go and search
dig deep!

Is this the same Asian Veeky Forums girl who made YouTube videos and was chubby like a year ago?

ネット上のの男かわからん筋肉女相手にお前ら必死やね〜。

balls deep maine balls deep
I think that's other grill, I don't post on youtube

That's sparrow

なんか難しい日本語だよね~
僕はクソ外人なんだよ~~~~