/tinder/ general

/tinder/ general

What an entrance. I clap in your general direction, op

never responded

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>self-deprecating jokes
I bet she's soaked right now

I like how you test the waters with these girls to find out if they are into SCAT stuff. Very subtle.

I fucking love these threads. I don't use this dumb app, but it's fun to see people trying to take it seriously and others who don't give a fun and are in it for the laugh.

I genuinely met my fiancé on tinder

I'm sorry to hear that.

8 month marriage when?

Here's some cringe

next post ending in 9 decides what I send to tinder girl

be reasonable though, Ill do something funny but obviously its just a waste of time to do anything too ridiculous like stuff about rape or niggers etc

Haha oh wow part 1

You guys have no shame, getting sex has to be literally the easiest thing in the world for pretty much all but the ugliest of women, could you imagine opening up an app and having hundreds of women wanting your cock daily?

No wonder most of them are vapid and narcissistic idiots who become absolutely useless after 35 when they lose the only thing they had going for them, their looks.

And you guys are just encouraging it, every time you do stupid shit like this.

honest question, why throw away your oppurtunity like this

more like self-DEFECATING amirite?

Nah homie. She perfect. We been dating for a long ass time now and ain't getting married for another year or 2. No worries.

"Hey QT, either you hang with me or I'm hanging myself, what's it gonna be?"

Why do numales love self depricating jokes?

t. kv that has self respect

W O W

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i gotta admit this made me chuckle

Megan can fuck off man, hate that shit

got me

That was funny, too bad she's a dumb broad.

Part 3

Youre a nigger

Well then I'm genuinely happy for you. I hope everything work out.

You dun goofed

I like spaghetti

This is painful to see, you guys both suck as humans.

Jesus fucking christ spam her with farage gifs or something she's awful

Thanks man. Shes the one always keeping on my ass telling me to workout everyday. Probably would have quit a long time ago without her. Thanks for the good words man.

Gg beta cuck faggots. Didn't even have to ask

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>doesn't want to fuck someone she doesn't know
>has no bio
>is on tinder
Call her a dumb cunt, because she's a dumb cunt.

>y-you too

Drop her, if you have anything about you can do better than grovelling for numbers off shit tier birds

WOW, REALLY? I can't believe this shit! This is actually fucking dumb.

I have the same routine, only it's with Zootopia. It works so well I call it "Zoophrodisiac". Probably because the animals are so cute and little.

This is the life of a Chad

She's a whale user, I have no idea what you're raving on about

>You're hella fit
LOST

This is beta as fuck not chad tier

>4u

Send a pic of the whale bro

I'm raving about her retard logic. Who gives a fuck what she look like, her train of thought makes no fucking sense.

post body, senpai.

>calling her handsome
>implying she looks like a man
That subtle insult

This. All tinder screen caps need a pic of the chick.

>missing the point

Why's this board so retarded?

>when Chad's pointing out the flaws in your argument

*sploosh*

samefag

That's not cringe, I laughed. She's just fucking dumb

Ahhh good times...

I seriously miss sophomore year of Uni

People still use this app?

"Thanks for the smirk at that pathetic pick up line." is what I'd say if I was gilr.

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>trynna

thank you man :D

Shieet

>My love for you is like a truck
>Do you want to making fuck?
Try it senpai

Ouch

only a girl that goes to Radford would go for this after all that

Yeah...Radford girls are dumb desu. If I do decide to smash, I hope I don't get an STD
T. Techfag

>Hides her picture

Fatty detected

Topkek

I'm Jel

radford

fucking hilarious

Savin this thread from the dead

jesus christ dude

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she didn't get the joke...

>tinder is so serious guys I gotta be alfalfa

I got her number and I'm going to see her tomorrow, literally try having a sense of humor

please stop

kys

Waaahhhhhh

Keep crying bitch nigga

Holy fucking shit dude

>gotta be alfalfa

>reddit the post

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You picked up a real normie

please

Stay mad. I can say whatever I want and still pull more than you

more than
(You)

Don't you have a monster zero thread to post in? Or perhaps r9k is missing another feel bad for me thread

reddit

>Needs someone to tell him to lift
You're doing it wrong.

you have to go back

>uses the same goddamn harambe meme

How would she get it when the fucktard can't even spell her name correctly when it's literally right there.

just use it on everybody what do they know?

I've been here since 2009 newfag

>i know! i'll call him a newfag!
you have to go back

You must be ugly

T. Drumpfkin

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or don't use it on anyone ever

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Try not being so bitter