How has this organ ruined your life?

How has this organ ruined your life?

i came out of it

>current year
>still victim to the vajew

stay pleb, heterocucks.

got me kicked out of a grad school lel

Well shit :'(

i came in it :-)

By proxy. Fucking hate being gay.

I pissed away most of high school being upset that I'm an ugly virgin
I pissed away 2 years and a few thousand dollars in university being upset about my cunt ex cheating on me and then being alone since.

i'm going to need some backstory

By denying me access to it.

fpbp

That's a feel I wasn't prepared for

fpbp

story time
fpbp

>i came out of it
>i came in it :-)
And it was the same one.

These feels hit me way too hard...

the first time I came back to fit since '14
see you guys in '18

>my first benis in vagina
>got hooked on the pucci
>gril was literal nympho sex expert who wanted the d else we would fight
>"unfixable" fights fixed with my dick until she gets mad again and then I fuck her to calm her down
>gets mad because I wouldn't fuck her bare
>thought with my dick
>made bad choices
>sex is stressful because high chance of getting pregnant
>she's a low bf% athlete so her cycle is irregular
>her demands of my time plus the constant stress of knocking her up took its toll on my studies
>broke it off after brain wrestled direct control from my dick but it was too late
>grades slipped below minimum average
>get booted

It hasn't. I don't want anything to do with it desu
Sometimes i feel bad for all the straightfags and the shit they go through just for this flappy, fishy, bloody mess of hole.

Don't have it, don't want it. Being straight must suck desu.

what is this

I dunno I managed to escape 25 years ago I dont remember much

damn...

this is literally a h-game I played except without the breaking it off bit

>tfw the game plays you

Have had the chance to get in 2 pussies and I just want more but I can't.

Second one was a milf, great body. That was after a 3 year dry spell. Now at it again with 2 months.

name of game? I want it for a special reason, don't ask me why.

The organ itself is fine, the issue is what comes with it.

Getting a fleshlight was one of the best decisions I've ever made, brehs. I'm telling you.

nobody cares what I say because I have it

Indeed...

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it hasnt because i cant stand what its attached to

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