Mirin thread

>Working out for second time this year
>3 guys compliment me during my water breaks
>"Thanks man I'm trying"
>Still 15 lbs to drop

Feels good man

>toning up

I'm curious too
He could be moaning like a girl but in a gay way lmao

Did they fuck?

> looks at you when you talk to them

fuark mires general? mires general

> he grins after i make the noise
> grabs me by the waist and leads me to the bathrooms
> shit, shit, try to get away
> stacy goes 'oh how sweet you two love each other'
> fuck
> can't disapoint stacy
> he takes me to the bathroom
> starts penetrating my anus
> i turn around and start squealing in a weird gay way
> come buckets

what the hell was that?

Video in the op:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=eIdumQbzMT0

>hurr chicks don't like roider physiques

Get real. Look at the way this bitch spills spaghetti from her moist hole.

i didn't really see any blatant mires. just standard awkwardness / banter when ppl do collabs.

she seems like a cool chick btw.

Veeky Forums

>get consistent mires from underage girls
WHAT IS THIS PAIN

Always a hat. Dude is majorly insecure about his hairline.

fml when 8th graders look at me like they are about to succ the living shit out of me

Bradley is my motivation

One day I hope to be as fuarkin jacked as he is

Then maybe after that I can try to get as big as Dom

>be on an evening walk the day before yesterday
>lots of students around drinking and whatnot
>a smiling girl in her early twenties walks towards me with her hand ready for shaking
>shake her hand
>"Hey, would you like to go have sex?" she asks
>"I don't think so."
>continue my evening walk

>inb4 bait
u stupid ass motherfucker

All sex outside of a heterosexual marriage is wrong and degenerate. Why would I fuck some drunken slut?

>Look at the way this bitch spills spaghetti from her moist hole.
>n=1

youtu.be/2NgdQ-3cAhc
This is still not representative, I know that.

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Holy kek, Dom is very aesthetic tho

mfw at work
>making pizza
> two girls and mom walk in
> girl looks at me and i feel her looking so i look up and smile.
> mfw she smiles, and hides behind her fat friend
> mfw fattest mexian ass to small waist ratio ever
> mfw her mom asks for application
>mfw shes blushing the entire time in the store while i make pizza and hand it to her.

Happens every day at work. Kinda old but she was smokin

In a crowded club a girl being led by her bf (holding hands) grabbed my arms, started feeling them and winked at me. Too bad I was a clueless 18 year old otherwise I reckon I could have cucked her bf

Fukken XEX

>Have presentation at school
>Decide to show of my 5month gains
>Tight t-shirt mode engaged
>Eat sandwich before I enter school
>Waiting for elevator
>Group of 3 girls eyeballing me hard
>''Is there something on my face?''
>They just chuckle
>One of them keeps looking at my chest and arms
>Leave elevator
>Mfw I realised what happened

checkd

fucking hell volcels are more autistic than incels

What, they were laughing at your tight t-shirt?

I was mid-bulk and it turned out some fat was coming out from under my shirt. fml.

I turn into a sick cunt dancemachine when i have some drinks. My dance moves are most definitley not good but are bold and i dont give a fuck. Girls are attracted to my energy and constantly touch me, hug, grind, slap my ass, make out etc. Feels good to be treated like a piece of meat but sometimes its straight rape. Also im usually one of the most attractive guys in the club.

>As im going..he slaps my ass
>Stop, turn around and make a gay noise
thx user

>hurr chicks don't like roider physiques
They don't. They may feel the urge to fuck you, but they would not parade you around as their boyfriend unless they're also roided

No.. you.. you left us..

nice i remember when i went to the club for the first time

>implying this is a negative the fuck underage lolis

Underrated

>face all red
>smaller head than girl
>faggy hat
is he beta?

>5 month gains

So if I roid I can get a fat tranny like the one in that video?

assuming he never bulked and cut and just lifted while eating more protien then toning up is the correct word

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Happened last night
>at party
>bitch I invited isn't coming
>time to find a new one
>friend and I start chatting up a couple of girls
>somehow get talking about my muscles because everybody knows me as that guy that works out ok much and they think I roid
>start feeling my biceps
>make out and grind with one of them
>little while later were downstairs trying to get a sober ride
>one the girls from before is drunk as shit on the couch
>user
>what?
>show me your abs. I want to see your abs
>lift my shirt
>her jaw drops
>4 girls have their hands all over my abs feeling me all over
>leave and fuck the original girl I was trying to fuck

Feels good man

Good job user

>Be a 21 year old male manlet 5' 8"
>Been lifting for 2 years and put on some muscle
>enjoyingeasygainz.jdp
>Go to social event in home town
>Someone grabs my arm
>'Hey user! Oh my, I haven't seen you in years!'
>Holy shit
>It's my hot 7th grade milf teacher thats on her 3rd marrige
>We have a chat
>Quite literally stares at my bicep for 10 seconds while talking to me
>Then looks up and randomly checking the rest of me out
>No fucks given
>Her 3rd husband is standing there in silence
>After convo gives me a hug and leaves with 3rd husband

Probably the most interesting mire I have experienced.

It's only illegal if you get busted

why does she look like a penguin?
or a seagull?

thisyou did fine

Good it was probably trap

I do not remember typing this

Anyways, here's the qt feeling me up

>"cant disappoint stacy"
fucking perfect lmao

I'm pretty sure brad is autistic but he still has perfect form on all lifts.

>being bigger than the Sun.
You first have to bench the ocean.

HUGH MUNGUS WHAT

As well as being autistic, he's also a colossal homo. Still pretty cool though.

>just ...
>that's my name

cope

>back 15 years ago
>take the school like always
>some stops later all the sits are taken except the one besides me
>qt grill ends up taking the sit
>dat smell
>dat smile
>dat everything
>bus takes a quick turn and she collides with me
>touch my chest, arm and everything trying to put herself back together
>hear her friends giggle and mock her
>thought they where teasing her for crashing and touching a hot guy
>turns out they where making fun of her because she bumped with the creep, fat, smelly neckbeard I was 15 years ago
>during that I can hear her whisper a low "eewww"

Pic related is similar to her disgust face

>in my last year of highschool(inb4 underage, I'm not)
>got shredded through summer
>my chest and shoulders look sick through clothes
>everyone is mirin
>freshman girls always in groups and looking at me when I walk
>for some reason I forget how to walk and wonder if I have something on my face
>get the fuck out of there quickly as possible
>still see them looking at a distance
>speed up my walking

making it famiglia

Why didn't you exchange numbers or anything to keep in touch? you could've fucked you are milf teacher.

Im so sorry lad

>tfw remembering my highschool years

I get mires from girls often enough to know they want me, but I ignore them because I have a bf.

same brehh

>tfw being a fat kid ruined my self-esteem
>don't know wether they're mirin or just looking at something else

what should I lift to fix this?
If they look at you it means they like you, right?

Lift your confidence, brah.

How big are you arms? Just curious what size they start mirin at

He lives on in us all

Similar problem. Chicks expect us to approach and I just don't know how. I literally made my peace back in high school to just work a long job and watch youtube at night as a khv with no friends.

Anyone have that webm of that dyel showing how he dances like Veeky Forums in the club?

>Drop into starbucks for that after-lunch coffee with my friend
>barista says "Hey, I remember you!"
>"oh yeah, how so?"
>"You're the Harry Potter guy! And you're the guy with the cool tattoos! (to my friend)"
>mfw

Making it, amirite?

Timestamp daniel pls

Mirin story? Ya I got one. Fags here keep making a thread about me everyday because I'm awesome :)

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Good job user no need to encourage degenerate behavior

15.5", trying to get 16" but that's going to take a while...

>>get consistent mires from underage girls
>not wifing a pure 16 year old who's never been ruined by other guys and then having a long and loving marriage

PLEASE

Pic?

This board probably has the best shitposts because we have the best diet desu

It's a Veeky Forums goes to university story and all the woman are looking at them giggling and discussing how hot they are.

Not unheard of. Every time I come back to lifting I usually go from 130lb to 170 in about 4 months. I look completely different. And no, I don't just look fat.

>implying you're not the one making the threads

I'm onto your shenanigans

>be me
>roadtripping with a bunch of friends
>stop at store and pick up supplies
>we have groceries for the next few weeks, snacks, sleeping bags, you name it...
>takes up a considerable amount of room and a few seats and the entire load is split up between a two vehicles
>didn't anticipate this but whatever we'll find a way to make it work
>we decide theres gonna have to be some lap sitting in order for everything to fit
>as we discuss the seating arrangement qt puhtooter decides she'll sit on my lap
>another qt puhtooter sais "but then you won't be able to ride with Stacey" (the first qt's friend who's riding in the other car with her boyfriend)
>qt puhtooter 1 sais " ahh, it's ok I dont mind"
This goes on for awhile to the point it's pretty obvious they're fighting over me.
>I tell both of them to fuck off and have charles my gymbro sit on my lap for the rest of the trip
>his glutes are warm, firm, but also tender
>Keeps my lap warm and testes at optimal temperature for maximum test production
>he tells me my erection feels nice
>he uses it as a foam roller to reduce tension in his glutes
>I cum by accident
>no homo
>I scoop the load out of my underwear and feed it to him because he's low on protein and the whey is in the other car

god dammit

>>"I don't think so."
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D-did anything else happen?

N-no homo, of course ;-;

Probably first time I truly experienced mirin

>driving to a concert
>me, my ex, her bff, her bffs younger sister
>after some hours I feel like a human plank so I say we need to stop for a stretch up
>a little park on the side of a road, little gazebo, picnic table and some benches
>I walk around, do some jumps, like 10 pushups and 10 chinups at the gazebo
>I turn around and my ex is on a phone, but her friend and her friends sister are both looking at me
>I swear the young one is even blushing
>I smile, and they panic, first look at my ex, then start setting up shit on the picnic table
>biggest confidence boost I remember, if someone asked, my dick just grew 5 inches, especially my relationship then was already failing

>we arrive at our destination
>it's a camping lodge type place
>middle of forest with rentable cabins all grouped close together
>it's like a village of small wooden cabins
>we spend the rest of the day unpacking into our cabin
>only store for miles is a small convenient store located in the camp
>sun sets and its beautiful outside
>you can see so many stars it's amazing
>we can hear crickets chirping and a gentle breeze blowing here and there
>just beautiful nature sounds and smells etc etc
>we decide we want to sleep outside for the night
>me and Charles came prepared for this
>went all out when the group was buying supplies
>we got ourselves sleeping bags, pillows, extra blankets, extra warm mittens and matching toe socks, and a tent big enough for the two of us
>the rest of the group unfortunately did not share our foresight
>specifically the females
>Stacey was in ok shape because her boyfriend was there to take care of her and he took care of buying the supplies and stuff for them both
>the other 2 qt puhtooters were stupid and didn't buy a single useful item
>they are visibly upset but intent on sleeping outside
>Stacy and boyfriend are wrapped up in big warm blanket
>me and Charles are in our tent telling eachother ghost stories
>the 2 qt puhtooters come poking their heads in our tent
>interrupts Charles as he's telling me a spooky story of the gains goblins who roam the woods at night looking for gains to steal
>I scream because they startle me
>thought they were the gains goblins coming for me and Charles
>qt "tee-hee sorry user, did we scare you?"
>me "n-no"
>qt "haha, ok good. Hey umm me and qt puhtooter 2 were wondering if we could sleep with you guys tonight hehe"
>me "why?"
>qt "cus we're cold and didnt bring any blankets hehe, we thought maybe you big guys would like to keep us warm tonight"
>me "hmmm idk, the user manual on this tent said it's only for two people though. What if don't fit?"
Cont

>looks like a slut
>is a slut

wew

>qt "oh user don't worry, we'll make it fit :) haha"
This continues for awhile until its pretty obvious they want to fuck me and mah boi Charles in exchange for shelter.
>the group had been acting strange towards us ever since the lap incident
>think maybe they are upset with us
>we decide it would be a good idea to be friendly to these puhtooters to make up for it
>tell them it's ok they can have the tent and blankets to themselves
>me and Charles will share a sleeping bag outside
>girls get confused look on their faces
>probably wondering why a couple of alpha chads like us are being so nice to them
>me and Charles squeeze into sleeping bag together
>or bulging muscles pressed up against each other
>his glutes are pressed up against my dick again
>tell him to turn around I dont want to accidently cum again
>he agrees I can't afford to lose amymore protein
>he rolls over and we are now face to face
>it's a bit awkward because our faces our almost touching
>he senses I'm uncomfortable
>he sais "n-no homo, right user, haha"
>I laugh "right" I respond
>He always knows how to make me feel better
>We kiss eachother in the lips goodnight and go sleep
>wake up next morning and take our first sip

I just started lifting at 20 years old. Did i miss out on the prime age for mirers? The thought of having teenage girls miring me makes me regret so much not starting when I was 15/16

Breh...

There are chances to be mired everywhere, so long as there is something to mire. High school and Uni are prime for mires because you've got drunk horny chicks everywhere and you're in your prime for making gains.

Other than clubs/bars, there's not really a good concentratuon for chicks in the real world.

Not gonna lie missing out on uni dorm life makes me want to kms pretty bad. As a matter of fact I would off myself tonight if no one was home.

t. Community College lmfaoooo