>getting road head last night >Shes using nothing but her teeth >mutter "fucking shit" because it hurts so badly >she thinks I'm saying that because I enjoy it >starts going harder and faster >goes on for an hour >drop her off >head home and get a text >"you're bigger than everyone else, congrats;)" >ignore text as there USB skin missing from my swollen phallic member >take pain Mesa and go to sleep
She asked me if I wanted to do it again tonight after work, I told her I'm going to be really tired tonight. Share your bad experiences
Adrian Brown
>come within 30s >she ghosts me
Nicholas Adams
Do You Honestly Believe People Here Actually Have Sex On a Regular Basis?
Michael Torres
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Xavier Cox
I'm glad that my fwb gives great head
Nathaniel Sullivan
just tell her that head arent your thing and continue fucking her in the fucking ass, she sounds like a slut you could do anything with, only helps that she mires your dick
Andrew Young
>you didn't just tell her to stop using her teeth
literally why not I understand if you're a beta but come on she's sucking your dick at least have some confidence
Christian Wood
>fitness
Brody Cooper
Fuck all the guys in the world who are like you You are the enablers of the mediocre and bad blowjobs
I've had handfull of fuckbuddies and each and every one of them gave horrible blowjobs in the begging, even though they had relationships or former sex experience. I found it be 3 reasons: >really pretty girl that never got a complaint from a guy since he feels lucky just to put it in her mouth >beta/shy/sexually shunned guys that don't know any better and are too ashamed to say something >one night stands that will fuck and never see that person again, so why even try
First two are the worst kind. I've managed to transform at least 6 girls so far into blowjob gods. You simply have to say what you want, control and dominate them. Over time correct every little wrong thing. Once the domination is over, you let them take control and do what you want. They feel empowered by making you lose your mind while giving good head and have a illusion of control.
Next time you get a blowjob that makes you say FUUUUUUUUUCK like 20 times, says "thanks user, i will spread your legacy"
Bentley Phillips
How did you guys get a friend with benefits? Like what did you say to introduce the idea?
Carter Hill
I met up with a fatty off tinder thinking I could get a quick lay and only ended up getting a shitty handjob and her wanting to cuddle and sleep together. After the hj I told her I had plans with some friends and left.
Grayson Morgan
s-sauce?
Christopher Reyes
I'm a virgin. L-LMAO haha
Aaron Diaz
no idea user sorry
Leo Ward
Why didnt you just stop her if it was that bad?
Samuel Barnes
>fuck girl >afterwards lying in bed, she tells me that she really likes me >tell her that I don't want a relationship >for some reason she says that's ok and we can stay fwb
ps: always use a rubber when fucking FWBs, these hoes are most likely not only having sex you
Carter Cox
because he's an insecure beta fag
Michael Butler
Steps: 1.Stop trying to fuck your female friends, unless you transform drastically that ship has sailed 2. >Meet a new girl, >have hots for each other and fuck. >Don't be clingy or emotional but stay in good contact >fuck some more >realize you get along pretty good with each other outiside of just sex >also realize neither of you wants a relationship >just fuck and good times
Congrats, you have a friend with benefits Its a boodycall that you can also hang out with from time to time.
Jonathan Foster
congrats you were too big for her mouth and she didn't change strategy
Brandon Walker
it's what you don't say. you don't talk about having a relationship. you just keep hanging and banging.
Charles Ross
Thanks for the replies guys.
So did you ask them out on a date first?
Asher Ramirez
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Bentley Gutierrez
Lol i say this exactly, "your fucking teeth" they go "how do i do it" i say "use your lips" then i say let me do it. *grab her head and throat fuck her.
Its that simple user.
Colton Williams
didn't ask her out, I met her at a party and we made out there. met her again at another party a few days after and I brought her home.
Andrew Collins
Why The Fuck Do You Capitalize Every Word In Your Sentence?
Isaiah Rogers
literally just tell her to go easy with the teeth and she'll take the hint dude
you fucking autistic retard
Joseph Green
>She asked me if I wanted to do it again tonight after work, I told her I'm going to be really tired tonight.
Congrats, you and people like you are the reason for chicks giving horrible blow jobs and thinking they're hot shit.
Every time I get a chick that can't give good head, I'll blame you, you spineless motherfucker.
Ethan Martinez
Why didn't you say something you dumb ass beta? This is your own dumb ass fault.
Gabriel Thomas
absolutely this. I mean the girl already has a cock in her mouth, she's postponing her own pleasure to please you. she obviously would like to get a little guidance.
Zachary Ortiz
My ex was a godness in bed so every girl I sleep nowadays are shitty.
I cant even cum in most cases.
I miss her so much Veeky Forums
Nicholas Reyes
i cum evertime :')
Easton Morgan
Iktfb
Leo Long
OP here. I didn't tell her to stop because I kept getting really close to cuming and then she would randomly stop. I told her at the end that she kept biting my dick. I tried sticking it in her plum pudding love cave before and she stopped me. She isn't good for anything so I'm just not going to talk to her
Jack Robinson
Great, you're back...
Christian Morgan
I had the same story, except it was a guy and I told him to just stop sucking me as it was extremely painful (for me) and that he should gtfo of my house. Yes, the part where he called back to do it again is also included.
Tyler Edwards
>women
Leo Hill
why not just put benis in badina
Levi Butler
>haven't actually made any gains yet >really hot chick in class randomly asks me for my number and says she wants to study with me >she actually texts first >asks where i stay >comes over >wearing shorts and tank-top >actually wants to just study >deflects whenever i try to talk about anything else than the book >she happily smokes weed when i offer, though >ignores me the next day when i see her Okay
Isaiah Turner
>get gf >virgin, I get her first everything >her first bj is fucken rad, teeth for the first like, 30s when she actually stopped to ask me if she was scraping my dick with her teeth >constantly communicating about how she could give better head, she stops to ask me if shes forgetting any of the stuff I like her doing
yfw I never have to deal with bad succ
Sebastian Thomas
It's amazing right? It's almost like communication could improve your sex life. Porn never prepared me for this new reality.
Eli Scott
Jesus Christ I don't actually subscribe to the memes here but you are an OMEGA MALE
Julian Rogers
>>goes on for an hour
Michael Rivera
When I break up with my gf of three years eventually brahs... I am going to fuck the fucking shit out of every one of my female friends
Daniel Rodriguez
i wanna see this one pushing out a big meaty shit log desu, for laffs.
Jackson Wilson
>put your lips over your teeth >suck on it like a lollipop
was it really that hard to say that.
Connor Brown
I got one.
>Shes on top in cowgirl position >slides up my dick to about an inch from the head >Changes positions and grinds back down >Dick makes a sound like cracking knuckles >INTENSE PAIN >She notices my pain >So close, soldier on because I'm gonna finish >She stops and asks what happened >Keep thrusting as I explain >She breaks down crying and rolls off of me >Mfw I now have blue balls and a sore dick
Tyler Roberts
>Heh, bet Dani Daniels is in that scene, too >Look for sauce >Mfw she is It's a threesome scene between Alyssa Reece, Dani Daniels and Elisa:
playvids - dot - com/de/v/07489DQyQsI
Jose Edwards
Nothing special. Just fuck her, dump her, repeat. Women are stupid, I literally did this with a girl for almost 6 months straight.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>when you bust a nut in her mouth and she tries to kiss you afterwards
Gavin Fisher
>meet up with a girl who's really into me >we start hooking up while Zootopia is playing >low key wanna watch Zootopia because i haven't seen it yet >heard it's really good >she closes the macbook lid and pushes the laptop to the floor >pushes me onto the bed >thisisokay.jpg >tries to straddle me >pops out her fucking hip as if she has arthritis at the age of 18 >realize she must have terrible posture and weak IT band >tell her to get up >show her a few stretches to help fix her knee/hip problems before they develop any further >massage her IT band and get her to do a few squats >she's very greatful, wants to have sex >at this point i've been showing her rehab/prehab exercises for like 2 hours >about to miss my gym session with the lads >leave, when i get home she's removed me from tinder
Kevin Clark
Go to bed jaden
Hunter Nelson
plus you didn't get to finish watching zootopia
shit date mate so sorry
Ethan Walker
>for laffs
Jason Baker
I just hope she fixes her joint issues or she's gonna have a seriously shit life in 10 years time
Nolan Evans
tell stretches plz
Zachary Cruz
you to me my shellphone used call on?
Logan Cox
>in a party with my buddies >get wasted >an ex of my friend approaches me >we talk for a while >get more drunk >the girl ask for the dick >don't have condoms with me >I still go >get a moment of enlightenment during sex >btfo from there
I'm scared guys, what is the % of she getting preggers or me catching an STD? I didn't get to cum, so I also ended with blue balls.
Austin Russell
It's "used call on you to me my shellphone". You read manga right to left.
Jaxon Long
>hot ottermode dude coming over from tinder to hook up >been talking for about two weeks >finally having sex >hot body, thick cock, scruffy face and good hair >we start fucking, wants me to call him "daddy" >well ok I guess, give it a shot >call him daddy >"Oh my daughter is so sexy. I've raised such a slut; if your mother knew she'd kick you out of the house!"
I have to sit around with this as a memory I'll have for the rest of my life
Josiah Nguyen
nah man, he's right, this is bullshit graphic design
Mason Jones
>goes on for an hour why the fuck didnt you tell anything? Is she deaf? Do you have the Autism?
Its all your fault.
Jason Ortiz
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Charles Young
precum has some kind of chance of getting a girl preggo, iirc, and STDs are a coinflip, just go get tested and pray she isn't pregnant
William Allen
Welp, thanks.
Alexander Cook
Did you leave immediately or did you fuck the entire session with your shame
Hunter Scott
she's just using you to help with school lol.
Adam Hall
This has happened many times. Just redirect your kiss to her forehead.
Brody Richardson
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Charles Edwards
Kek
Colton Reed
>Not kissing her anyway
Samuel Davis
>OW >ow >eep >ow ow ow >ugh your so sweaty >you stay on top I'm too tired >ow your hurting my leg >are you done yet >why are you soft? Am I not pretty enough for you?
Nicholas Morgan
I pretty much developed a pattern whenever I have sex >eat her out >69 >missionary >doggy >cum Never disappoints. Good for dates.