/tinder/ general

Kek, wasn't that reality king or BB crap reference?

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I'm on pof, and I worry about what to say. The ones I do talk to end with the convo being a one way street.

don't even worry about it, from my experience they won't care.

:D thanks man. I have no problems IRL, but I always think I look like shit in photos, so I thought I'd ask.

>be very handsome
>be ripped and have a shirtless pic
>have money and demonstrate that in your photos somehow with you being by a fancy car or on your yacht

That's really the only way tinder will be reliable and work the way you want. Otherwise, Google how to make a good tinder. Get a decent "funny" bio, have decent photos that flatter your looks and make you seem interesting and likable, and drop some cringey or sexual pick up lines if you match with a chick. Don't treat the whore you meet on tinder like women. Treat them like children and act like a jack ass and they'll fucking eat it up.

Meeting pic related tomorrow. Going to go feed the ducks living 5 minutes from my place. W-wish me luck senpaitachi

1. Improve your looks
2. Improve your photos

> drop some cringey or sexual pick up lines if you match with a chick. Don't treat the whore you meet on tinder like women. Treat them like children and act like a jack ass and they'll fucking eat it up.
Preach it senpai. My go to is the "I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado"-line

get the premium version
swipe right on everyone
practice your bants on chubby chiicks

>Going to go feed the ducks
dont fucking feed them bread, it's bad for them. get some peas, seeds or grapes instead

feed them protein powder or preworkout

I learned this year that it is impossible to meet anyone with only one picture.

>tinder general
>Veeky Forums - fitness

do I have to go to soc to create a workout thread?

stupid fuckin faggots every day I wake up to report this shit """"""""""""""""""""""for FREE"""""""""""""""""""" and you fuckers make a new one every day

i fucked 3 grils from tinder
the trick is to find someone who is under your standard.
so if you are a 7 go for 5's
but never go under 5 because everything under 5 is fucking gross and you will regret it

be clear from the get go on what you want. No point in talking to some random chick who doesn't want to meet you.

In less than ten lines you should have plans arranged or have her number with intentions of doing so

Would it be gay for me to use Tinder to find dudes to fight? It'd be nothing gay, I just wanna fight people

Photoshop them out

Remember 60% of chick are on there for an ego boost

Everytime i use tinder i get about 2 lays off it.
Last time i used tinder i fucked this 9 white german girl, and the next day fucked this 8.5 mulatto, who is now my gf. Best ass i've ever been able to call mine.

Yeah but then we'll meet and she'll be disappointed?

giffgaff bro
the internet speeds suck cock :/ how do you deal with it

>Meeting pic related tomorrow

Judging by the amount of filter and make up you're gonna get disappointed, if you can even recognize her irl. Every fucking slag looks completely different on pics.

>Death metal
>Stronger than me

Goddamn, she must be fucked in the ead but would make a nice bro to go to shows with and get fucked by her oversized clitoris

Lmfao 5 scoopz cmon

>be me
>be autistic af
>only do two things in life
>study and lift weights
>mfw i will probably never get a girlfriend

Don't fuck around. If you're trying to date, meet for coffee. If you're trying to bone, meet for drinks. Also, don't go out on the weekends. Fridays and Saturdays are loud and expensive, easy to get distracted. Meet up T-Th, I can't be assed on Mondays but maybe you can. Better to save the weekends for hanging out with your friends or if it's real her as a gf. I'm shit at text convos. Good at real life. Try not to spill your spaghetti. Also don't be a creepy fuck, she doesn't owe you pussy because you paid for a latte or 2 martinis.

Wew I live around there, she looks like she could handle herself down the Bigg market

>shit text, good irl
its just the opposite for me, fml

what are studying?

tfw shit text, shit irl

law

ay jefferson salamanders

Southern Ontario?

Just ask her if she wants dick and where to meet up. If they get offended fuck them, if they laugh it off start a conversation, worst case scenarios you get nothing or just nudes

I met my long term girlfriend on Tinder.

I got lucky though. She's not even a slut, just an innocent girl who didn't realize tinder was for hookups.

You sure she didn't ride the cock carousel user, until she got to you anyway?

my friend have over 1500 matches. Basically every 1 in 4 girls in the country are matched with him

sorry, im bad at maths
It was like 1 in 100 in the country

Your country has a population of 12,000?

Do you live in Nauru?

Iceland?

How good looking is he?

Post clear pic of coc

Posts like this always make me chuckle but then I feel horrible the guy.

You're a sweet little naive lad.

Is she with her pilates instructor right now?

Yeah, tinder is ezpZ. Especially if youre bi and are not ugly

Where I am every network is shit, and giffgaff is the cheapest

Tfw too much of an artist to start a convo

I am you + bad facial aesthetics

It would be 6,000 not 12,000