Veeky Forums Halloween costumes

Better off going as brad from troy or inglorious than fight club. Iconic but only pitt can pull it off

I'm gonna be Julian from Trailer Park Boys

Are you in Europe? I don't know that many people outside of Veeky Forums or people who travel to Europe would catch it. It'd still be kek worthy to me

:^)

Oh yeah that reminds me

Id kek irl if i saw that but some stupid fucking sjw might get triggered and kill your buzz

Would it be a mistake?

>Halloween
>not going as the joker
ishygddts

Hilarious and get expelled from college tier

Do it fgt

More like "don't get shot by the police" tier.

No

Thatd be more of a problem for

Thinking about going as ricky, i could have his hair if i blow dried it

Top kek

Gonna wear blackface and a #BLM shirt :^)

Is elvis a fit approved costume?

normies might not get it, then you have to explain is from an animu, then social shame for watching animu

I plan on being a Disney Princess for Halloween. I got the confidence to pull it off and girls will be all over me.

I'm going as a CIS scum. Basically painting myself all white and then painting a blackface on myself. :^)

Anyone who's not white gets shot.

beat ya to it

I concur

>tfw started my bulk early september

maybe next year...

What a hero

No idea who this is. Looks gay though.

Delete this so the normies don't find us

I'll be in London this year so I don't know what I can get away with.

Do you fags even celebrate Halloween over there?

I'll probably be Thor again

He-man with a boombox playing "HEYEYEA FOR 8 HOURS STRAIGHT" and answering every comment that includes "He-man" with "did you just assume my gender?"

Anyone have an idea where to get a cheap He-man costume?

>implying I'll have any friends this time around to go to parties with

I'll just spend it as I usually do. In front of my computer screen, wondering how life pass me by.

>again
Post pic

Trump

I'll go as scissors hands. Too skelly for anything else.
Would go as princess or Harley queen but I don't want my co workers to know that side of me yet

I actually don't have any. I was just a viking last year technically, was fun.

I'm 6'4 220 with long blonde hair :^)

Captain Haddock cause at least I can grow a beard

Starting construction on this next week
youtube.com/watch?v=yZFdKW43yGM

Already dropping some weight for my Finn costume

I'm sure you are faggot

America here, my roommate did this last year and people thought he was Eminem KEK

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jesus christ how horrifying...

That is almost the stuff of nightmares.

Why not go war boy?

Why are you so mad? How short are you that this triggered you?

kek

just ash's cap and wear whatever, low effort ironic cosplay at its finest :^))))

i wonder how much he got paid

>implying it was your height what triggered me and not your perfect pale skin color
>tfw shitskin

Is there video?

Sorry friend.

Try being Luke Cage or something m8

>perfect pale skin

Grass is always greener. I'm jelly of light skinned darkies cause of that tall dark handsome meme

>falling for some instagram meme
Women crave the big white cock, stop falling for social media bullshit

Both of you are wrong. Women like halfricans.

I already got long hair and Im bulking so I might aswell be bucky from the civil war thing

I could get a little lazy getting all the military clothing and the silver arm thou :^)

Can anyone pull big boss off?

Reminder that you're all retarded, different people have different tastes. Except the tall part every bitch on that 6' & over bs.

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>big boss(naked snake)
>posts solid snake
Kys

The king of the jungle.

>silver arm
Wrap your arm in tinfoil.

Mirin

yeah I might do that if I can't think of a better alternative

>leather jacket
>black turtleneck
>tinfoil around one arm
>edgelord facial expression

u got dis pham

hah, specially the edgelord thing, right?

pic related, some day I was fucking around doing some yohimbine pills, couldnt breathe over the miligram scale or I could fuck the whole thing up

migh aswell change to a black clothe for the costume

I might use one of my old protein jars, paint it mustard yellow and be a lego-man

body should be easy to do with a cardboard box

Oh it's you, the long hair guy always in all those ideals threads, yeah you'd make a good Winter Soldier senpai

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sup lol

If anyone criticizes you just punch them.

Why is the tail coming out of his ass and not the tailbone?

youtube.com/watch?v=My2tXn-veh8

Boris
>Why always Boris?

Mirin tiddies

>THE LAND OF THE FREE

this one

Sort of. It's just an excuse to get drunk and we hate trick or treaters though.

We don't full autism over it like Amerifats but it's a decent excuse for fancy dress and getting completely shitfaced

Dress shoes? why no Adidas superstar?

Richard Simmons

A hero

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We'll tell you when you're older.

I'm going to be in tenerife for Halloween I've realised. Won't be any shirts in sight

The choice is obvious

>tfw not big enough to be Green Lantern

>niggers protest the police
>niggers call the police when confronted with an opposition

Wew

>mixed
>Otter mode
I could pull that off

lmao
One Punch Man is literally Normie: The Anime

>tfw ywn wake up to this

this mixed with some kinda tracksuit because I hate myself

Yeah I'm sure the group of girls in cat outfits will know all about One Punch Man

Mr clean. Already shave my head so just need some white pants and I'm set.

>2016
>Not choosing to go as a cow boy and an indian with your bf
What are you, a bigot ?