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>Tfw too satanic for preacher curls
>tfw to intelligent for dumbbells
tfw too patriotic for russian twists
>tfw you have no face
>too alive for deadlifts
>tfw always get doubles so can't do singles
>not putting the punchline at the end of the joke
>tfw pay too much rent to squat
>tfw too hard to do ez bar curls
>tfw too british to do french presses
>tfw too pacifist to do military presses
>tfw too vegan to work hamstrings
literally the first thread this week that used this meme correctly
>tfw too beta to decline press
>1472438677541s
Kill yourself.
>tfw too urban for farmer's walks
>too vegetarian for calf raises
>Tfw too vertical for lateral raises
Check this out
>Sober so can't use any BarBells
wtf...
Bam, cheggit
>Not enough tits for push ups
>tfw too sure of myself for shrugs
>too apathetic for chinups
These are called singles
>too late for good mornings
And these are doubles
>too dirty for cleans
Underrated
>tfw too straight for curls
>My name is James
>Cant jack off
>Bench press
>in the jury
>cable rows
>kayaking championships on Shaw box®
wouldn't that make it even more important to clean?
>tfw never get doubles
>lying hip thrusts
>my hips don't lie