>Tfw too satanic for preacher curls

...

>tfw to intelligent for dumbbells

tfw too patriotic for russian twists

>tfw you have no face

>too alive for deadlifts

>tfw always get doubles so can't do singles

>not putting the punchline at the end of the joke

>tfw pay too much rent to squat

>tfw too hard to do ez bar curls
>tfw too british to do french presses
>tfw too pacifist to do military presses
>tfw too vegan to work hamstrings

literally the first thread this week that used this meme correctly

>tfw too beta to decline press

>1472438677541s
Kill yourself.

>tfw too urban for farmer's walks

>too vegetarian for calf raises

>Tfw too vertical for lateral raises

Check this out

>Sober so can't use any BarBells

wtf...

Bam, cheggit

>Not enough tits for push ups

>tfw too sure of myself for shrugs

>too apathetic for chinups

These are called singles

>too late for good mornings

And these are doubles

>too dirty for cleans

Underrated

>tfw too straight for curls

>My name is James
>Cant jack off

>Bench press
>in the jury

>cable rows
>kayaking championships on Shaw box®

wouldn't that make it even more important to clean?

>tfw never get doubles

>lying hip thrusts
>my hips don't lie