>be me, 18
>trying to bulk
>find out that peanut butter is great for bulking up
>buy a whole jar of it
>visit my chiropractor a few weeks after controlled decent amount of peanut butter
>they take a blood test, saliva acidity test, etc etc
>tell me I'm O+
>tell me what my dietary restrictions are
>"avoid peanut butter like the plague"
>apparently impairs my thyroid function, and can be poisonous to my blood type
just fuck my shit up
what now? what can i eat to bulk
bump
almond butter
Peanut butter is bad for some blood types? Since when?
>buy a whole jar of it
As opposed to?
Sorry, buy a LARGE jar of it.
Whole was a bad word.
Since forever, apparently. Look.
Is this real? I'm O+ and i eat a jar a week.
I'm O- and have never had any dietary restrictions recommended to me
McDoubles/McChickens
Yeah, apparently peanut butter contains a thyroid impairing substance.
dadamo.com
Bad stuff for us in the long run. Can prove to be O+/O-'s downfall.
Most retarded b8 I've ever read, and the sad thing is people are still taking it
Ever had a blood test taken after you turned 18? Ever been to a chiropractor?
>diet advice
>chiropractor
Fuck that guy he's just a dude pretending to be a doctor. Eat as much peanut butter as you want unless an actual professional tells you not to
Yeah I had to have a blood test taken for my cholecystectomy, they said nothing of it other than it was indicative of my spleen being too large, which it was by about 2mm.
And what type of crystal were you told to sleep with under your pillow?
"b8"
dadamo.com
bewellbuzz.com
aqua4balance.com
B8 backed up by science, apparently.
Hmmmmmmmmm.
Makes you think, doesn't it?
>be me!!!1!1
>go to big dumb poopy chiropractor!!11
>epic!!1!!
>poopypractor gives me dumb diet advice!
>no peanut butter!eleven!!!
>le monkey face!!
>post this on r/Veeky Forums!!!
>xDDD
fuk, u sure showed me dewd.
How can I argue with scientific facts posted on a website called bewellbuzz.com and aqua4balance.com
Not seeing any science here
She, actually. Well a couple. They told me I had a slight pelvic tilt and fallen arches, and even printed out a picture of my skeletal structure.
They seem legit, desu.
why does everyone think chiropractors are schmucks/quacks???
The only thing a chiro knows is skeletal stucture (mainly spine). Anything else they tell you is either bullshit or unproven
i honestly hope you're not trolling here
Ah, so I'm guessing you completely understood everything D'damo said on that site, right?
Dude.
Please tell me how spinal alignment affects depression and how fruit can cure cancer
>dadamo.com
Oh boy it's horoscope tier shit for blood types. You're a fucking mouth breather.
>''''''science''''''
That site is bullshit. Did you even read it?
>Eat all meals, even snacks, seated at a table
>eating at the table
>bullshit
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
is there something wrong with that?
Really activates your neurons
>2016
>not aligning your chackras when you consume earth food
Never gonna make it brah
>chiropractor
>O+
>avoid peanut butter
>can be poisonous to my blood type
people like you are too fucking stupid to lift, you'd probably fuck it up anyway. Treat this as a good thing. Go watch sports or collect rocks
r-rude
They're not medical doctors dude. They're not at all qualified for that shit, nor can they prescribe any (serious) medication. even your fucking dentist or optometrist has more medical knowledge than those quacks.
>chiropractic
lol Veeky Forums
Obvious troll thread. In the off chance you're actually a victim of a shitty shitty school system that didn't teach you shit about sourcing information and critical thinking : those aren't legit sources. Look up actual, peer reviewed studies, not bait click websites. And even then take the results with a grain of salt, unless you read the fucking study to check their methodology, group size, etc. for possible mistakes and/or bias.
Which you're clearly not able to do anyways, because you're a moron.
Did you know that all med schools have open lectures to the public, so the public can trust them & their profession.
Good luck finding that level of honesty at a school of chiropractic "medicine"
Apparently, a lot of their classes are about making sure you get repeat customers via snake oil tier shit...
>They seem legit, desu.
Chiropractors are mostly quacks. See a real doctor.
Kek
>why does everyone think chiropractors are schmucks/quacks???
Because most of what they do is scientifically unfounded or disproven.
Even that's too much, as we aren't qualified to assess studies' methodologies. You should only rely on recent quality medical reviews. The Wikipedia community had good guidelines for finding these.
>Going to the western equivalent of an acupuncturist for medical advice.
This may be a crazy idea but maybe you should see a medical doctor for medical advice.
O- masterrace stay jelly fags
You may only respond to this post if you are O-
>Chiropractor
>Medical discipline
Pick one
this
O- here and ginger
what's so special about that blood type?
That's not scientific research. If peanut butter was harmful to people with blood type O there would exist legit research.
Chiropractors are fucking quacks.
You're a retard for seeing one.
> O+ can't eat peanut butter
Bloodlets btfo
> mfw OPs """source"""" are his chiropractor and all the rest from some dadamo site
Once went to a chiro and he looks at my xray "just how many car accidents you been in son" (used to play rugby) used this line to sell me his witch doctor voodoo, real doctors dont have to make a fucking sale when they see you
>O+ should avoid peanut butter
>O- should avoid foods beginning with letter G
>AB+ need to supplement jazz music
>B- should avoid travel to Nepal
I'd likely be dead or comatose
Universal donor high octane blood. AB+ true master race reporting i can use everyones blood no one can use mine, blood donor places literally dont want my blood
> no one wants my blood
> master race
pick one
AB+/- is the only blood types that you can have to be turned into a true vampire retard
Underrated post
> thinking vampires are legit
> having this much autism
pick both
>he doesn't properly ground his meals and his chakras to let all the bad food energies dissipate into the ground before they enter the body
never going to make it
Tbh i was only gonna take a little off the top, but after a post like this im going to suck you dry
>Blood type diet
>Chiropractor
Not gonna make it
The fuck are you talking about
That's my blood type and the red cross hounds me to donate because it's so rare
>chiropractor
What's worse, there are people that believe in their bullshit. Bet you read your horoscope every day, you faggot.