Tfw when your house rats are so fuarkin shredded that traps don't even work because they just use the traps to do push...

>tfw when your house rats are so fuarkin shredded that traps don't even work because they just use the traps to do push ups

>tfw when
Never gonna make it

fug

I live in Alberta no rats here fggt

>tfw they use the DNP rat poison you set out to get shredded

>tfw the rats are so big they carried away my 10 kg barrel of protein

>tfw the rats sprung a leak and are now dripping synthol all over your floors

I killed a rat once by stamping on its neck. It pissed it self and vomited blood. Anyone else had this experience?

t. Charlie

>TFW feel when they stealing progressively heavier weights.
I'm down to only 20kg plates now

>gf cucks you with the house rat because he's more shredded than you are

Fucking manlets REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mfw this fucking thread

I don't get it

>house rat is fuckin huge, built like a tank
>rat starts using your home gym and you have to politely ask him to have a turn with the equipment
it's not fucking fair, it's MY stuff!

I hear cats eat milk, but am too poor to buy milk so put whey on cat food box
Rats steal cat whey and after ate cat for extra protein, consider selling house
Wat do fit?

>tfw training cats against the growing rat problem

You are Charlie Kelly from Always Sunny.

>Not forming an alliance with the rats and teaching them to lift more effectively in exchange for them teaching their advanced rat organization and their eternal friendship

fuckin rats

>not joining the rats

>tfw my houserats nested using my copy of starting strenght by mark rippletits

>tfw rats stole my zyzz posters