Tfw you're so far down the shoe inserts hole you can't even go out in public without them anymore

>tfw you're so far down the shoe inserts hole you can't even go out in public without them anymore
>5'9 prior
>practically 6 ft afterwards
How do I casually migrate myself down 1.5 inches without looking too obvious?

>been wearing 6 inch lift kits for the past 3 years everywhere
>secretly a 5'6
>no one ever suspects
>every once in awhile I get tired of being immediately considered the alpha in the room and coming off as intimidating
>every once in awhile I wish I could just go back to being my regular self
>the cute little manlet every girl wouldn't be too intimidated to talk too
>the manlet who could do squats and deadlifts
I can't go back though, I can never go back. Once you've committed to height frauding OP, there is no turning back.

>6 inch insoles
Do you also sport face paint and a rubbery red nose?

>no one ever suspects

Do people actually do this shit? What the fuck are you supposed to do when you get a girl home, then you're suddenly a turbomanlet?

>5'8"
>my tennis shoes already give me a 1.5 inch boost (dad is even more manlet and I just wear his shoes)
>I'm already at a height wear wearing 2 inch lifts wouldn't be noticeable

Bro, you're literally walking around on stilts... I'm wearing 1.5 inches, we are not in the same category.

KEK

>every once in awhile I get tired of being immediately considered the alpha in the room and coming off as intimidating

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

Robert Downey Jr., is that you?

>Doctors wear clogs that add 3 inches.
>Already 6'4
>Have to duck in order to get through the doors in the older wings

You will never suffer like this

Why can't manlets just be manlets?.. This shit gives us such a bad reputation... Just be fucking confident and comfortable in your own skin.

What shoes should I get to add an inch or two?
I'm 6'0 and all I have are vans which are very flat.

lmao he is a real life Farquaad

>no one ever suspects

Because they have way more problems than just being short

haha manlets

OP just remove them and tell people you suffered from a fracture in the back, a disco or low T. All of which can reduce height.

Manlets, when will you learn.

Lay her down, she will never notice.

I'm 6ft1 and I will now get shoe insertions just for you

>6'1"
>always wanted to be 6'2"
Life is pain