What would Veeky Forums rather take as a pre-workout

what would Veeky Forums rather take as a pre-workout
Gold Standard or The Curse?

>2016
>not buying overpriced pre-ban Jak3d

both are underdosed garbage. make your own, but if you're really gonna rip yourself off, at least get something that has full doses of it's ingredients. gold standard is the better of the two, but it's still not ideal.

if you're a lazy fuck, buy something like legion pulse, or mesomorph if you want dmaa

>2016
>not taking prejym

it's like you don't even want to make it

the curse is some shit

>2016
>not taking modafinil as a pre-workout

You are never gonna make it son

The one Rich sells that almost gave him a heart attack.

Lol
>not smoking a little bit of meth for a pre workout

Good luck in dyel land pussy

>2017
>not making own pre-workout
its like you dont want to have the killer pump and mental focus while working out.
shit is simple, works better than the pre made shit and is cheaper.

> not sucking some cock in gym showers while trying to do it quickly so noone walks in on you as preworkout
rofl gl

Neither of those peasant preworkout

>blackstone labs dust extreme

If I take The Curse, am I drinking the souls of the dead?

If not, I'm suing those fuckers for false advertising

Modafinil has literally no side-effects, even Obama takes it.

>not mixing the semen in your mouth with your preworkout and swishing it around in your mouth
how do you faggots not take your preworkout like this

Did an 8 year old kid design the one on the right?
Seriously looks like something an edgy kid would come up with.

Go get yourself some 5150 goddammit.

You say that like its a bad thing.

Have you tried 2.0 yet, really pissed that he's now having (((GNC))) sell it, but I'm a sucker and hope it comes in the mail soon.

The fact Obama is willing to take it makes me less likely to take it.

>2016
>not drinking psychotic

...

>mind control matrix

Wonder what the asterisk clause says.

Where do i buy it? how do you even get it prescribed by a doctor? Can i order this shit online and send to canada?

fuck you it's sick

where 2 get?

>proprietary blends

Dropped

Any sites with recipes? Preferably with dmaa?

>1008 x 2, the year of our Lord
>taking pre-workout instead of motivating yourself to get the pump

is this board even Veeky Forums?

This

this is the 1st thread ive seen mention the curse
STEP INTO THE DARKNESS

>people fall for this dogshit