Wake up

>wake up
>take a shower
>look in the mirror
>look like fucking shit
>style my hair
>feel like a solid 8/10
Why is this a thing?

Dunno but I'm bald now so perpetually stuck at step 1

skull or face shape

feels bad man

also feels bad that you will never cuddle with taylor

Probably changes how the shape of your face and head looks.

Having shit hair can make your head and face look rounder which isn't good.
But well styled it can lengthen the appearance of your face which makes you look slimmer

fuck off to Veeky Forums you fucking faggot

You don't take showers because you are bald?

If you don't have FACE or a decent body, hair is all that's left

>stuck at step 1
>WAKE ME UP
>CAN'T WAKE UP

I didn't need to know this feel just before sleeping.

It happens to me, I have very straight hair so I either style it or I look like a complete retard

Holy fucking kek

Anyone else here have shit hair? I have a retarded shaped head, but I look ok when my hair is styled. Only thing is, after my hair is about an inch long, it goes uncontrollable and curly. So I have the smallest window in which to have manageable, strait hair.

this is the dream hair

get locks

>wake up
>style my hair
>look great, but feels fucking gross having sticky hair
>don't style my hair
>looks nice, but as soon as i step outside the wind completely fucks me up

>wake up
>shower
>go to work

>buzz cut

Forming cream

Probably because you're a shallow cunt who prioritizes trendy fashions over hard work?

Not that I can necessarily blame you. It's the culture we live in. You don't have to have a body you worked for, you just need the clothes and styles that you worked to pay for.

The key take away is no matter how you style your hair, you'll never have the same confidence that someone with a better physique has. Take it with a grain of salt, physiques aren't everything.

>face is red from using facial cleanser
>eyes are bloodshot from getting soap in them
>hair is fucked up
>you're not as lean as you think
>you're shorter than you think

hmm, gee I wonder why this happens

>red from using facial cleanser

get one with niacinimides and also use a moisturiser after

>go bald
>stop showering
>stop looking in mirrors
>just wake up, shitpost in bed for 10 hours, then go back to sleep

my hair looks like you pic unless I put gel or clay or whatever in.