How to Not Get a Boner

So I asked a girl to a dance recently, and being a lossless beta, am afraid I'm going to pop a boner if we start casually dancing. What do I do to make this not happen

How is getting an erection so easy for you? Are you 13? Are you a virgin?

Wear one of those penis armour, the one the football players use so the other players don't touch theirs.

I'm just a very horny virgin I guess...

Not OP but I am 21 and pop em in public seemingly at random sometimes. KV tho

Think about something else. I personally prefer thinking of soldering. All the resistors and condensers and transistors.... and of course the distinct smell of soldering tin. Then think of the heat of the soldering iron. The way it melts the tin, which then flows around the contacts. How it burns your fingers when you try to hold on to components that you're trying to solder on or off.
The touch of a print board. The yellowish stuff that comes off when you accidentally heat it up too much.

All of it together... it's such a strong sense that it can overwhelm everything else.

Yes, I am autistic.

Or wear a cock ring, you're fucked if she wants to touch you, you're going to have to come up with something.

OP Here

Is there a solution that's free? Possibly some kind of mind exercise I could do? Would nofap be a good idea or perhaps fapping a ton the night of? I try to think of other things but that doesn't work usually

I think about obese women eating food to destroy boners

Fuck man that smell, good idea.

>be nervous beta
>dance with girl
>get an erection
>girl notices
>starts pushing up against me and rubbing herself slowly on me while dancing
>slowly caresses my back while she does this
>looks like we're just dancing really close

Don't know OP, might go better than expected.

LoL, just rock the boner dude, don't mention it at all, don't worry about it at all.

u kidding? why else dance with a girl if you can't rub your boner on her?

If you mean grinding with her then the whole point is for her to give you a chub

I get you man. I do this with shooting guns instead. The smell is overwhelming. The red shotgun shell clattering to the ground. The sounds of racking the pump. It's fucking awesome.

Jack off before the dance. Focus on dancing and having fun instead of how good she smells or how her cute ass is grinding on your crotch. Don't think about what it would be like to take her by the hand, walk to the bathroom and fuck her brains out up against the wall while she moans your name.
Bretty simpple stuff

Why is it a problem if your dancing with a girl and you pop a boner isnt that the point?

Just wear stretchier and tighter underwear, so you can be hard as diamonds but it isn't visible to onlookers.

I wear stretchy jeans & boxerbriefs a lot and a rock a diamond out in public.

wear boxer briefs and it doesnt matter if you get a boner

don't do this op, you will get a boner anyways

Not OP but I'm 26. Beat off every other day on average, usually with porn, and I get boners quite easily still.

OP here again:

This girl is about as beta as me so I imagine she probably would get freaked out if I got a boner. And we're almost certainly not grinding

see

how weak are your erections?

What are you talking about? This is more likely to prevent an unwanted boner than not. It's like saying don't wear body armor because you might just get shot in the head.

Flex your legs to redirect bloodflow

be me and have more than 1 gin and tonic
>itfeelssobadman

>The pumping motion as I take firm hold of the handle and cock it back, before racking it forward with the natural energy and resistance that comes with the mechanism
>The sensation of taking aim at my target, holding my gun upright, aimed and ready, with my hands gripping it tightly in place.
>The feeling of firing my gun, and shooting its load out over the target, splattering it with my ammunition.
>The feeling of the recoil against my body, and the emptiness afterwards.

Getting a boner when you dance with a girl is good lol

shows you have functioning libido.

In my experience the feeling of my erection rubbing against the tight fabric only makes me more aroused.

This reminds back in middle school I was leaning against a wall and this girl was literally pushing her butt into my cock and I got a boner and she kept going. It was awesome!

lol fag, just hide it by pressing your boner against her ass.

Not OP, but I am 20, nonvirgin, currently sexually active with gf, and can get an erection if the breeze blows the right way.

Maybe you're just a low test faggot.

>2016
>Getting aroused while dancing

This fucking generation tho

I AM ASLO NOT OP.

You're a faggot.

Speaking of boners, I get them rarely during the day but while I'm sleeping I have a constantly raging boner, keeps waking me up when I run it into something. Anyone else have this issue?

Guys the goal is to NOT get an erection.

That's not an issue. You should be getting night boners. It keeps your junk healthy.

Now if you actually do have a constant, 8 hour boner, that's priapism and you need to get that checked out.

>you will never know this feel

All these not OP's, yet still they are all faggots

>girl grinding her ass on your dick
>not expecting to get a boner

are females fucking retarded or are you austistic

38945615
>Step one
>acquire tampon
>Step two
>tie string to your dick
>Step three
>put cotton in butthole
>Step four
>profit

Man, why are we supposed to be ashamed of our boners? Especially in situations where it's only logical to pop one? If you're moving rhythmically with a girl with your hands all over each other, your bodies think you're about to fuck plain and simple.

Tbh I think we hide them to make it seem like we have control over the animal instincts that you just mentioned

Either makes me more hard or my dick takes another route out of my pants.

guess who i am...not op