>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Please help me...
How can I become normal?
graduating high school would be a start m8
>TFW 25 years old loser
>TFW doing good academically (phd student)
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage full time job (yes phd students are cucked)
>TFW skinny fat dyel
>TFW high testosterone
>TFW hugless kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's barely working
join army
have you tried not being a lazy retard?
>TFW never graduated highschool
How does this happen?
Become a horrible cunt. Go on tinder, get drunk, finger pads. Sorted.
Holy shit you're a fucking loser.
>TFW only 80 average last semester in uni
>TFW only 3 places offered me an internship
>TFW never got to try and get with whores because of long term gf
>TFW wont be able to go on snowboard trip with my friend group this year
>TFW been stuck on 300lb bench for 6 months
Just wish a meteor would hit me already
>high test
>skinnyfat
yeah no. Pretty much impossible to have high test levels and be skinnyfat.
Routine is everything bro.
Cut out all distractions and limit shitposting to 1-2 hours a day.
Even I have trouble with this, yet I'm doing a lot better than you.
Consistency is king.
You just listed out every step you need to take, so stop being a faggot and take them.
>Get GED
>Get drivers license
>Find trade apprenticeship by calling local AFL-CIO or use Pelle grant to go to community college
>Start a cardio program like C25K
It also helps to email your state representative and senator as well as your federal representative and senators to ask for information about programs and organizations that can get you access to stuff like training.
It all starts with the GED though.
GED, steroids and apply for financial aid. Getting your GED is easy, then you can just copy paste answers at an online college.
>29
>graduating from UNI at 30
>have my driving exam in a week
>no job atm (hard and last year at uni), minimum wage job before
>was auschiwtz mode, recovering
>average test, endo tests
>no to both but havent had a relationship, ever, never came with a girl either, had only experience twice
>it works, baby steps
The only time you are lost is when you give up.
Set up small goals, small steps, then bigger goals.
Good luck.
If you work for the uni, consider joining a union. I know some guys who joined the UAW and immediately got a 30% raise with their agreement
>How can I become normal?
It begins with deleting your frog folder
>How can I become normal
Believe in yourself. No one will unless you do.
>Drivers license
>GED
>Diet
>Lifting
>Find a better job
>Talk to girls
In that order. I bet your hygiene sucks and your fashion sense is laughable too.
I live in canada I don't know how to get my GED. I would like to though
My fashion sense is awful yes.
I wear old clothes because I'm waiting to get in shape before buying new clothes
>I wear old clothes because I'm waiting to get in shape before buying new clothes
This is a mistake. It doesnt matter how in shape you are. Wearing clothes that actually fit your shape and make you feel good/comfortable is better then the alternative. I've been there.
Are you using internet right now ? Sounds like shitty excuses.
But it's hard when my stomach sticks out further than my chest
Plus if I keep lifting my body will change so ill have wasted money
you sound pretty normal to me
I see now. Back to /r9k/ you go.
What?
I just don't see why id waste money on clothes if ill change soon
A FUCKING LEAF
who supresses emotions here?
life has been a wreck for ages. i always tell myself its going to get better
ive been supressing tfw no gf for nearly 3 yeears now but i think its starting to hit me..like i didnt care about no gf but now i would really like to have someone
...
I've read it
Most men suppress emotions.
That's because nobody gives a fuck about your emotions, there is no reason to show them.
Hate it or love it, that's how it is.
>26
>been lifting for 6 months now with decent gains
>just scored a good starting job
>planning on moving out and getting a car
>literally making it
>feel kinda good
>meet a girl I really like
>get really in to her
>kinda hitting it off at a party, shes mirrin my gainz
>text her a few days later
>texting is all platonic
>probably just hit the friend zone
>tfw I kinda wish I could feel dead inside right now
>19
>in college
>have mediocre grades, and my schedule is already fucked up from having dropped 2 important classes
>have no social skills and never leave my house except to work and go to class
>lost my job, dont have enough money to pay for school, tuition is due in a month and a half
>don't do anything but smoke, lift and try to maintain my grades
I feel like I'm stuck, don't know what to do, don't know what I want, don't know what I can do. Feels like life is rushing by and I'm just watching it. Don't feel like a real person, just feel like an observer trying to get by.
I'm confused and scared of the future.
Bump
Help
See
bro,
the distance is long
between weak and strong
only the hungry
goes on and on
>dem misaligned abs
You sound like a BernVic
Education/Career
>Get GED
>Apply to Trade Schools
Health/Fitness
>Baby Steps
>Eat Veggies with every meal even if you get the runs still do it
>After the veg out just walk around and shit you have too much shit to do to focus on one area
Women/Dating Lift
>Will come later when you don't want to kill yourself 24/7
Low Test
>Once in Community Collage hopefully they will offer you some drug plan to pay for Low T dosages
Repeat and Develop this for 4 years and you will be much happier
Best I can do sincerely wish you luck user I know how you feel
TL;DR Trump 2k16 go vote
I'm a Libertarian
>tfw BernVic
>tfw secure trade job with good pay/benefits
>tfw gym on site I can use for free
>tfw qtπ wife who cooks wholesome meals
>tfw I phone bank and knock doors for Hillary, have helped over 2k people in "urban neighborhoods register to vote and fill out absentee ballots/get rides to the polls
^_^
this is true which is why /r9k/ was made
get a GED and then go to a trade school or get in a technical program.
If you think you can do algebra and trig, become a Navy Nuke
>tfw recently 21yo
>tfw 6'7" 265lbs
>tfw good paying retail job for my age
>tfw going to uni
>tfw qt 3.14 gf
>tfw have enough money to live comfortabley
>tfw car and drivers licence
>Tfw plenty of friends
>first thing lose weight
Go to community college get a 2-year in something specific like paramedic or construction. If you don't like any of that shit just join the military and try it before the cutoff age
I would do this.
If anything, it will get you in shape and maybe just maybe make you more confident by the end.
I wish I joined the army out of high school, I would have gotten to shoot guns and probably would have cured my autism.
now im hjacking this thread with my own feels.
>20 year old, but going to be 21 in December
>kissless virgin
>no gf ever
>terribly shy and autistic.
All I want is to be more out going and get gf so I could say I had one and get it over with.
>there are people on Veeky Forums right now that have never undertaken the journey of personal development
There are people right now on Veeky Forums that haven't come full circle back to where they started and started living their lives
Maybe I'm weird but I like having female friends. You're not going to have romantic chemistry with every girl. Plus you get to meet her friends any maybe something will click with one of them when they see how cool you are.
Bet you have like a 3inch schlong since you didnt mention it lel.
Bregh. No tears. Turn those tears into anger at yourself. But not self pitying anger. Anger that fuels and drives you to be better. Put that fuel into bettering yourself. Not only will lifting help with this way of thinking. Get your ged, piss on that self doubt you have a little more each day and month by month bregh, you will make it. Tell yourself this. Look in the god damn mirror and tell yourself you're gonna make it. And prove it every. Damn. Day. You've already identified your situation man. The only person holding yourself back from your full potential is you.
Cut it off breh. She's not the one.
>tfw 6 inches errect
STOP giving this canuck loser attention. It's all he craves.
desuarchive.org
>He thinks two people can't use the same image
Pushups, crunches, running program while doinh night school class for GED. Take test, pass. Report back when completed for next set of instructions.
too late for you my man.
dude who cares.
so, heres the thing, you are either going to be her best friend and that is neat or if you really want to go for it next time you meet be fucking alpha about it. just be like "look,_________ i am super into you. i want to date you and be a cute ass couple. if you just want to be friends its whatever, i cant make you like me. i am making my intentions known, how do you feel?"
worst case scenario she blushes and says im sorry, things are mildly awkward, you say "sigh, god damn it" and walk away and move on to the next one.
you arent a fucking kid anymore, this is the point and time when its time to talk to a girl like a woman, if she is into she will respond positively and if she doesnt just move on to the next. i know cool chicks are kind of rare but they are out there dude. if she aint rhe one she aint the one D8s
>23
>Graduated highschool
>Drivers license
>Making little less than $20/h
>Fat dyel but working on gains
>Average test
>Not kissless virgin but haven't had sex in years
Feels extremely average.
get GED.., try to get better job, enroll in community college, take driving classes, get license, work out a college gym for free, meet qt-3.14 at school, fuck.
It's not too late but you will regret not getting your education earlier.