what fictional profession would you be if you made it?
>pic related, Ranger of the North
what fictional profession would you be if you made it?
>pic related, Ranger of the North
Bounty hunter of course
was just about to post this
bard
Employed manlet
That is clearly a Gondorian soldier, you fucktard.
one of these niggas in the red
If we can make shit up, I'd be a necromancer, stay swole forever while fucking vampire bitches.
If realistic I'd want to be a monk or something
>all the time in the world to better your mind and body
>nobody fucks with you, people see you as a pillar of the community
>have access to secret knowledge and shit
The best kind
Raging Berserker desu
>When your party wizard casts grease under you after you kill everything so you don't kill the party and you get embarrassed because of it
That's a ranger of ithilian, you dolt. Faramir, specifically.
>ithilian
>implying there were Rangers in Gondor when Rangers were descended from inhabitants of the old kingdom of Arnor
Orc pleb detected
>dunedain rangers
>in ithilian
Stop posting anytime m8
I wanted to be an autobot, then an adventurer in foreign lands who makes his money with odd jobs, fist fighting monsters, and live in a small cottage overlooking the sea.
#1 autist thread of the year goes to OP
Considering i'm 5'8" and do a lot of cardio
thief, 110%
>bard
>not death
pleb lmao
''Ranger'' wasn't a concept Tolkien invented for the Dunedain, you fucking mongoloid. Are you retarded?
Same breh. Thief/assassin
>forging +5 strength enchanted barbells
What are they?(never seen the movies)
A demon hunter
So...you'll carry around and use barbells that grant +5 pounds as long as you carry them?
So..in essence you've created 55 pound barbells that were forged to weigh 50 pounds.
lel, this guy is correct
you are a SHIT blacksmith kid, go back to the mines faggo
goblin thief
a gains thief
+5 to str is a huge modifier if we're talking D&D, way more than 5 lbs worth
>Fictional
>Implying bounty hunters aren't real
If you said 'space bounty hunter', it'd make sense.
Struggler/Berserker
Elder scrolls Sorcerer, cast spells and burn cunts while having the natty body to wear heavy armour and wield heavy shields to block the inferior attacks of subhumans.
...
i would fuckin infiltrate so much shit and just run around sucker punching fuckin EVERYONE
>not being a based Adeptus Custodes who fight for the God Emperor and fuck Silent Sisters on the side
>being a no gains skeleton
no thanks, I get enough of that in real life.
A knight of the round table so I could serve my waifu.
NPC
Manlet Slayer
The Emperor's (the old ugly guy) personal guards. Theyre in the background in the movies, but in the books it's revealed their his most loyal soldiers, and some of them are surviving Jango clones.
I'd be a trust fund neet.
How do I into Big Boss mode?
eat a lot, crawl a lot through bushes, fight a lot, fuck a lot
Non natty space marine
> tfw
> 1000lbs ohp
> 2000 lbs bench
> 3000 lbs squat
> 4000 lbs deadline
*without power armor
All for 100 reps
>space marine
>humanity cream of the crop
>eat clen tren hard
>finally able to lift 40 plates
>meanwhile some ork somewhere is lifting 8000 lbs without training a day in his life
in the grim darkness of the far future you are either born alpha or are not
>Banging hot sorceresses
>Chilling in a tavern with your friends after a contract
>Spend the winter bulking with your bros in Kaer Mohren.
what the fuck
I just came to post that
manlet hivemind
big boss is basically ottermode on a largeish sized male frame, with gymnist strength.
get inside of a cardboard box. crawl around inside of it, without making it lift off the floor at all.
it's not easy.
sex god
>bard
i dunno. life is a joke, so why not sing a song, fuck some sluts and have a laugh.
a non manlet
Not fictional
Busker
Just get a job
>Thief is fictional
Just rob some niggas
Just kill some niggas
You already are, pussy
This
Can you be a knight/fighter irl without military training?
just do the military training at home and become rogue knight
>YOU CANT KEEP ME DOWN FOREVER MA
best JoJo
You have GENE-SEED surgically IMPLANTED and GIVE yourself to the EMPEROR to be MOULDED like CLAY. You FORGE yourself in the FURNACE of WAR to get STEELY MUSCLE and IRON WILL.
Meanwhile Ghazghull Mag Uruk CHAD-kha gets SHOT in the HEAD and has VISIONS of GORK n MORK getting BIGGER N BIGGER eating SQUIGS and KRUMPIN LADS
you're not supposed to count the bar anyway, shitlord
>Not serving on the front lines executing traitors
Custodes gtfo
Looks like some gay stripper in a skin suit twirling a dildo
I would be an intergalactic martial artist so I can go on permabulk and make massive power level gains
You mean nigger slayer
Crusader
fucking beautiful
Jarl of Whiterun
Pirate life without the gangrene or malnutrition would be a 11/10
>tfw all the alpha fantasy jobs would be an absolute gains goblin
Try spending weeks in the woods at a time being a ranger or marching across the country to the next war as a mercenary without going spooky.
I'd bake so good you'd never want anything else other than my delicious and high protein cum filled doughs
Why are Empire soldiers such utter shit?
It's horrible how they get mowed down and they never put up a fight.
it's to make sure the incompetent rebels look competent
You mean battlemage right?
Sorcerers can only wear leather and shit.