Frifay Night, Party Night

How can anyone be this inarticulate?

is this the first time you saw a female? this has to be the dumbest story I've ever heard.

I'm making fun of his broken English; not the fact he is that autistic that he is referencing memes in reality to guide his life.

Also I know it's you OP; come out and face the music instead of hiding. We all want to laugh at you.

Tell us so the rest of us can learn, senpai

somehow i'm lucky i dont have to (and can not) put myself through this club/ bar/ whatever party shit anymore due to my hearing damage

lol she was smiling because she was nervous and you were embarassing yourself

Lol being fit isnt everything you idiot with no college degree. People want men with power of big cooperation, powerful parents who are rich, kids who have potential in big companies like Samsung, Google, LG, Bosch. Just because you spend hours everyday working out doesn't mean you will succeed in life.

Bill Gates is DYEL but he can buy your whole family.

Joke's on you my parents are dead, Bill. And you look like shit.

>I was wearing a shirt and ma gains were showing

>wow that user is wearing a shirt and his gains are showing
>i'm going to abandon my long-term partner of 3 years and fuck user

this is how autismos on Veeky Forums think real life works. why don't you kys op?

"You're drunk" aka I don't want to talk to you

>I leave for a second
She left you and you then left to not look like an idiot

>smiling, no reaction
She was doing the "omg the ugly dude is hitting on me save me smile" to her friend so she leaves again which is related to "for some reason".

>dance like a retard

Very charming too

Game: 40 year old virgin/10