>tfw no gf

Not to mention the mental and emotional health benefits of having a steady partner in life.

i fucked a 20k hooker at cannes lmao woman are a meme

This. My partner was gone for school stuff for 2 months. Took the kid with her. The first month was pretty based. Drugs. Vidya. Friends. Then one day I just woke up and was sad. I felt like those fuckin feel posters all the time. People give me shit for having a family early but I honestly don't know how every one else gets by with one.

I don't get why some people have it hard to find a girl, are your standards too high or something?

Did you not go to college? I mean that's sex central dude

20k on pussy is such a waste of money man.

Some people are too emotionally damaged and socially inept to pull that off.

>20k
you could have gone to thailand and fucked 1000 girls with that money you meme

Asian gf tastes fine

Shameless plug to my thread coz is somewhat related:

Trust me, its better that way

asian pussy is the cleanest I've ever seen experienced.

Discussing actual sex as a part of our overall fitness yes. Incels crying about no gf and lamenting about being inconsolable virgins is more an individual/social problem and not at all about fitness. Plus they don't get much good advice anyway and what little they do, they disregard so it's really pointless. It's out of the scope of the fitness topic.

Mods evidently agree so they delete the off-topic threads. I'm glad they do.

>Did you not go to college? I mean that's sex central dude
>in college right now
>gay
>can't find sex
>tfw
Doesn't help that I'm closeted, refuse to associate myself with the flamboyant gay guys, can't form any friendships (usually only get to the acquaintance stage), and am generally introverted, but still.
I have got to find a new crush or get a bf asap, though, because having a crush on one of your roommates that's straight fucking sucks.
I also forgot that I wasn't on /r9k/ but I already typed this shit so whatever.

>tfw gf

Being gay in college is still really easy to find sex lmao, you've heard of an app called Yik Yak?

Basically, just figure it out, make a post that says you're a guy that wants to hook up with a guy, discreet blah blah blah, and someone will message you. That's all there is to it for gay sex, I mean it's actually easier than straight sex at times!

Putting my cat down tomorrow

>feels indifferent man

>Grill I've been after mentioned she had a BF casually in a conversation we had
>Bummed out
>Go drinking with buddies to forget
>Get home and jerk off
>Dry jerk (I always jerk off with dry hands)
>Must've been fairly drunk
>Very very very minor tear on where the foreskin that is now cut connects the shaft to the head
>Stings when I get a boner cause it's tearing
>Can't jerk till it heals

Fuck my emotions and penis are in shambles bois, what do?

>Casually mentions boyfriend

That doesn't mean shit, if she enjoys spending time with you and you make her feel comfortable but keep your intentions ambiguous... She will want to fuck you.

But do you really want a hoe user?

That's the thing, another casual acquaintance of us both told me that her "BF" is just someone she's been on a few dates with.

Now I don't want to come across like a cunt being pushy, but at the same time I don't want to give up till I know it's like official and shit.

But do you really want a hoe user?
I'll take anything at this point familiola

I turned 26 a few days ago and I'm still a virgin. Only managed to avoid being kissless because I drunkenly made out with a girl at a bar.

I don't know what to do anymore. I give off the appearance of being normal and a semi-Chad because of lifting and having Chad friends. But when they bring girls around, my social autism kicks in and I fuck it all up. Then I go home and watch anime and jerk off, but nobody knows that. Too normal to get weeb girls, too autistic to get normal Staceys.

I'm holding out on the hope that I might be attractive enough one day for a girl to do all the work.

>tfw falling for a frat rat who has dated a guy in the frat and made out with another.
>I can't get her out of my head
>I know it can never happen, I should try to have more standards
>shes the only person in a long time whos made me feel any emotion other than anger and indifference.
>My mind and heart are in a conflict and my soul is losing

Then watch your step and you're right don't be pushy.
Live your life but give her just enough attention.
When your busy, tell her and then don't respond to her texts until you're done.
Only talk to her when you have something to say (ex : insert funny thing that happened at work).
Then let her come to you, because if she wants you she will.
Then set up a date, but don't call it a date (I hooked up with a girl by getting her on my podcast).
Be flirty but subtle about it.
Don't be afraid to initiate physical contact, this can vary from a slight touch of the hand during conversation or a hug when greeting, etc.
Finally a moment will eventually present itself where she will want to kiss you.
From there hook, line and sinker

>tfw gf at 16
>religious southern girl
>take eachothers virginity
>fuck all the time
>turn her into a nympho
>3 ways
>orgies
>anal
>everything
>literally fuck til my dick hurts most days
>together for 6 years
>she leaves me for some doucher
well... atleast I got the experience and basically fucked my brains dry. Havent had a gf/ONS in a year.
feels indifferent man
>also
if you expect a girl to do all the work you're setting yourself up for failure. You have to do everything snd be confident. Confidence is literally
>just do it
if she backs off or tells you NO in a stern way you gotta stop. If shes playful you have to TAKE CONTROL.
>tfw am still neet shutin

Stop thinking in absolutes, bro. It's a recipe for disaster.

So sorry m8. Id rather have no gf or women then see my pets die

Same here user except for the anime part.

Solid advice user, will keep flirting.
However I don't have her number yet, and am a bit hesitant to go for it now that she might have a bf, so not too sure what to do there.

But again, thanks.

>tfw had a dream last night that I was passionately making out with a girl
>tfw it felt so real, could actually feel her soft skin against mine
>tfw woke up and been thinking about it the whole day
brehs, when will it stop

Yeah, I just don't want to make the wrong decision.

I hate those dreams so much

>Have dream that i'm taking oneitis out on date
>Meet her parents
>Parents liked me
>Had awesome dinner date
>Layed on roof of car stargazing and talking
>Woke up
My faggot self didn't even dream of haveing sex or touching her, just fucking talking.

I need emotional stability I guess

I lost my virginity at 26 this summer. I'm not that attractive but I had been lifting for about 8 months when I met her at my new job and I guess I wasn't ugly enough to repel her. We got closer because I offered to teach her French and basically all I had to do was not spill too much spaghetti. I sort of established a relationship with her where I would answer any question that she asked with honesty and I guess she appreciated it. I told her about how I was super shy and unable to talk to girls. She asked me about past girlfriends and I said I never had one, then she point blank asked me if I was a virgin and I said yes. The next day she said she would like to take it from me and we started dating. She basically did all of the heavy lifting, she kissed me first, one day we were in her apartment and she started grabbing my cock and sucked my dick, she initiated sex, etc. The first few times I was so nervous that I would lose my boner right when it was time to put it in but she stuck by me. Meanwhile I learned how to eat pussy/finger her so she would orgasm and one day I just bent her over and stuck it in her doggy style and it felt pretty damn good. Anyway, my point is that it will happen for you bro, don't sweat it.

I hate dreams where you have an affectionate girlfriend and shit. When you wake up after it feeling so real, the loneliness is fucking unbearable.

>haven't dated since fiancee left me years ago
>end up teasing and flirting with a regular in the market I work at
>we ended up exchanging numbers
>despite being in her mid 20s she still has a thick air of innocence
>it's both adorable and a pain
>she's a virgin
>but she's shy
>she's very sweet
>but she comes across as autistic
>she will stop by to bring me homemade lunch while I'm at work
>but gets visibly flustered over "adult" topics like a child

Part of me wants to fuck her silly and take her innocence from her. Part of me wants to slap her upside the head and tell her to grow up.

Do both, mold her into the perfect qt lifting partner. She's innocent so you can basically work her from the ground up on whatever

>she will stop by to bring me homemade lunch while I'm at work
If someone on Earth would do something so nice for me like that, I could literally die happy

Are you a stupid? Make moves right now before you regret it forever.

damn man i wish i could give you a hug

Was she attractive? How did she react when you told her you were are virgin?

Are you sure you really need/want one?

Thats your problem bro.
>Just hoping the girl will do all the work
Those girls are pretty much non existent you just gotta man up and go for it.

Average, really. Not a smoke show but definitely not ugly or fat or anything like that. She sort of didn't believe me. I could tell she was kinda trying to see if there was something wrong with me and I told her I was just insanely shy and never had the courage to make the first move on a girl.

How about you take a chance on something sometime in your life user?

>20k
What the fuck, how and why
A 20k pussy feels the same as a 20 dollar pussy
I could buy a plastic replica of a pussy right now for 30 dollars that 100% guaranteed feels better than what you spent 20k to fuck and I could look at degenerate porn while fucking it
What in the hell

May we all take solace in our suffering, lads

Only through it will we make it