Veeky Forums, how do I fix my square butt? It's really making me self-conscious and I'm sick of it

by being my gf bby. holy shit.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

do squats and hip thrusts

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fuck it im so sick of all these girls posting in Veeky Forums for attention as of late

its hard to be annoyed when its an actual question and 9/10 other threads are garbage anyway tbqh

Seriously, SQUATZ N OATZ amiright guys?

Just lift hardcore, i also have a square butt, alas alot less squarey than yours. Just bulk and lift. I look alot curvier now

Yeah, why can't they just stay on social media?
If 10000000000 likes from thirsty males aren't feeding you enough validation what makes them thinks anything will?

My strongest thesis right now is that they're trying to goblin our gains by distracting us from our lifting. Making us shittier -> makes them feel better about themselves

Bost tits and I will give you my secret technique that will give you an INSANE squat butt in ONLY 2 weeks. GARAUNTEED! Doctors hate me

sweet mother of undefined muscles

#Genetics
Get bigger up top, get more taper, "bodybuilding is all about the illusions" - Jay Cuttler

you can't do anything about your hip bone stupid idiot.

>undefined muscles
Reddit pls go

Part is how you are naturally shaped, part is that you are out of shape.
Do a cut, cardio and lift, attention on butt exercises, you are just out of shape and flabby.
Also your bra shows bottom chub.
Yep, flabby.

what mode is this Veeky Forums?

there is such a thing as muscle tone you know. that guy has almost none.
It's just normies who say they want to tone typically don't know what they are talking about.

Ugly sister-in-law mode

Symmetrical

Bulked for too long mode. There's great muscles mass there.

Flabby white chick mode. Not thicc but no thigh gap and model frame either.

fucken LONDON thats how

I really wanna put my dick in her square ass if you catch my drift

Kill you're self then you don't have to think about it anymroe

The muffin top rippletits protégé mode

google hip dips.

Listen, little baby.

You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve everything and anything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

Johnny Bravo mode

/fit is really turning into /r9k/ huh

What happened to monkmode?

In case you aren't trolling, it's genetics. You got good genetics for a man, but bad for a woman. If you were a dude, that would be a very masculine hipline which I'd be envious of. Because I'm a dude and my ass is roundish.

So what can you do to make it slightly rounder and less obviously squared?

Work on your waists and target your glutes. Also trying taking oestrogen supplements.

post more pics so we can better examine the problem and develop a solution.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE, HOLY FUCKING SHIT

LONDON
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>that pic
Fucking LOL

You look weird m8

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what the fuck is your routine?

leg day

leg day

chest?

>that .gif

Is actually pretty fuckin cool

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welcome

Leg extensions
Lat pulldowns
Side lateral raises

by putting my cock in it to fill it out nicely

Looking good fampai, one cut away from being aesthetic

i don't get it can you explain please

IT looks like your hip bones are what's sticking out and making it square, not the actual cheeks themselves

You'll need to find some way to fill out your cheeks to the point where they overtake your hipbones

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

She should ask her mom

Op, I'm not going to lie but I'd love to fuck your in the arse and then cum in your pussy.

>fit is still baited this easily by traps
You guys know that's a dude, right?

u look like a tube of toothpaste 3/4 of the way full

Gibe email and ill train you good.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

Get rid of your hip fat and it won't look so square user.

Work on your goddamn calves dude. You look fucking weird!

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She's asking an actual question maybe just try giving her advice instead of being a whiny cunt about it?

lol

>johnny bravo mode

HOLY KEK MY SIDES

Pelvic surgery

Regulate your bread intake

train abductors (opposite of the melon crush exercise)

My gf has square ass from the back, but from the side it looks amazing and feels great. Show side pic, maybe youre fine.

You look like a dollar store action figure

>That tiny little glint of backburger

Side leg lfts i guess. Or you could let me knead for a while like pizza dough.

Kekaroos

>pointing out traps on Veeky Forums
>futility

Squats n oats

SS+ GOMAD probably would help some actually. You need to bulk and do your squats and diddlies. Fix it by putting some muscle on your butt.
>self-conscious
Myself and most of the men here would gladly tongue your butthole. I'm sure you won't have any problem getting Chad to bone your poop-chute

I fapped to this, no ragrets.

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hi newfag!

So uh

Will this work for a tranny too?

I honestly don't see what's so bad about eating bread