"Hey user you've gotten pretty beefy and thicc :)"

"Hey user you've gotten pretty beefy and thicc :)"

What do you do Veeky Forums?

Who the fuck let you in my house and why are taking pictures of me you sicko! I will call the cops

Pull out the 9 and aim for center mass

>y-you too

Just lie down on his chest and abs then ask for some soup since I got a cold the snuggle while watching netflix

Telll him "What about sex, babe"

Pose for the camera and then lure him to bed.
Later order pizza and snuggle.

>tfw no bf to make soup for

>thanks, just hit 1 plate deadlift 1rm. I think I'm going to make it.

Lure him into my bed and make him pregnate me, tell him im on anti preggo
Get pregnant with his kid, live the rest of my life with him
Win/win situation

>Get pregnant with his kid

It is more likely to get him pregnant hunnie.

ITT: cringe

who are you and how did i get here

>He will never sit on my face

>tfw grindr stalkers comment on how beefy you've gotten over the years

kinda creepy but mires are mires i guess

Marco looked better before desu.

I would disagree, which is kinda strange since i'm generally not into the bear look.

I low-key fear some pervo will murder me eventually, if i continue hoeing around on grindr 2bh.

plenty of dudes know my address since i host, but idgaf

I prefer being able to walk away whenever i want, instead of having a guy overstay his welcome, so i never host 2bh.

Not having random dudes knowing my dress is a plus.

>address

>thicc

Cut. Hard. Now. I'm not into being obese.

Dnp here i come.