Tfw old man in steam room puts hand on your thigh and tells you that you're becoming quite the stud

>tfw its reddit

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>tfw dad is chad and he's pretty mad and the bulge by his nads seems like it'll hurt pretty bad but if i don't let him, he'll be pretty sad, and he'll take away all the protein I had. So I glad-ly grab the shaft and sack with my bare hand. But I did leg day, so I could not stand. His dick was as thick as a coke can, and his moans could be heard throughout the land.

Oh god put me in the screencap

Thanks dad

>tfw dad is chad and he's pretty mad and the bulge by his nads seems like it'll hurt pretty bad but if i don't let him, he'll be pretty sad, and he'll take away all the protein I had. So I glad-ly grab the shaft and sack with my bare hand. But I did leg day, so I could not stand. His dick was as thick as a coke can, and his moans could be heard throughout the land. He took a hold of my gland and said it didn't feel too rad. He took me to see dr. brad and brad said it seems a tad cancerous

doesn't rhyme fuck off

>tfw I see a nigger in my gym messing up my good Aryan vibes.

I'd give this thread a solid 5/7

>MFW IM CHAD

>tfw pajeet walks past you and all the rumors of them smelling like sour milk is true

Include me in the screencap for reddit boys

You fuck off

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