Hey user you look malnourished, are you lost?

>Hey user you look malnourished, are you lost?

lost in ur eyes bby

>wanting mosquitoes to bite you
chads confirmed for brainlets

What's the matter chad-kun? Could it be you're interested in my mcnuggies?

cringed a bit tbqh me lad

>asking for Lyme disease

>implying Chads aren't immune to diseases

chads are genetically immune to diseases
you're only cringing because its on the internet
in real life these two can literally shit into eachother's mouths and women would vigorously masturbate in a frenzy within a 30 mile radius

>being this new

Chads don't get diseases

Who the fuck talks like that

Thats not even remotely true

Yes, but your Chinese faggot shoes tell me you're in the same boat.

Ive seen it happen 12 times
Chad can knock over mountains with his mighty musk

these aren't chads. these are g4p brendons.

COPE

COPE

damn i was not even aware abs can go all the way up to your chest

Fpbp

COPE

y-yes Chad senpai if I give you alpha dom masc slayers some sips will you help me find the plastic surgeon so I can improve my HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME?

so ur walkin in the forest w/ ur hoeny and these 2 stronk dudes come up and slap both your a$$

what do you do?

obviously ask for a second slap

run home crying since my gf immediately unzipped to fuck both the CHADs

>unzipped

wtf was she wearing
cant unzip a burqa m8 are u haram?